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Gnappster, The Ayatollah of Rye and Cola
| bondiguy |
Dec 11 2006, 11:58 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 11 2006, 02:05 PM) 8,000 posts and I didn't even get a crappy t-shirt  What do I get for almost cracking 9k? QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 11 2006, 03:51 PM) yeah, I think they got it from the lost and found. here i am modelling it for everyone (they don't call me handsome pete for nothing!): You look a lot like Krust the Klown
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| Gnappster |
Dec 12 2006, 11:47 AM
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QUOTE(closeup @ Dec 11 2006, 08:46 PM) True or False? The Canadian Department of Consumer Protection is mandating that manufacturers that supply stick matches label the box with the following warning: "Do not place the lit end of a stick match in the nose, mouth, ears, rectum or any other orfice. Doing so may harm the user." Answer: True they call that the gnappster rule QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 11 2006, 09:58 PM) What do I get for almost cracking 9k? You look a lot like Krust the Klown  I am too Krunchy the Klown!
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| bondiguy |
Dec 12 2006, 05:25 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 12 2006, 11:47 AM) I am too Krunchy the Klown! You look funny, but not ha ha funny
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| Gnappster |
Dec 12 2006, 06:16 PM
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So I went at lunch and got my wife a tanning package as part of her Xmas present. Anyway I am in there and the girl is writing up the gift certificate(which expires in one year), and she asks me, "What day is one year from today?" I kid you not! I tell her it would be today's date but next year. She's like, "OK, that's right". Then she says, "It's 2006 still right?" I was taken aback. I didn't even know how to react to that one. Just chuckled a ,"Yeah". She says, "I'm bad at that stuff". No shit! Needless to say, I think she has gone as far as she is gonna go in the work world unless she can give some really good head. Bonus points if she'll do it on film.
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| Bobaloo |
Dec 12 2006, 07:01 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 12 2006, 06:16 PM) So I went at lunch and got my wife a tanning package as part of her Xmas present. Anyway I am in there and the girl is writing up the gift certificate(which expires in one year), and she asks me, "What day is one year from today?" I kid you not! I tell her it would be today's date but next year. She's like, "OK, that's right". Then she says, "It's 2006 still right?" I was taken aback. I didn't even know how to react to that one. Just chuckled a ,"Yeah". She says, "I'm bad at that stuff". No shit! Needless to say, I think she has gone as far as she is gonna go in the work world unless she can give some really good head. Bonus points if she'll do it on film. Now that's funny. And after reading all that all I can say is: Can we have some pics of your wife before and after the new tan?? didn't think it'd hurt to ask.
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| ddd35 |
Dec 12 2006, 07:03 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 12 2006, 06:16 PM) So I went at lunch and got my wife a tanning package as part of her Xmas present. Anyway I am in there and the girl is writing up the gift certificate(which expires in one year), and she asks me, "What day is one year from today?" I kid you not! I tell her it would be today's date but next year. She's like, "OK, that's right". Then she says, "It's 2006 still right?" I was taken aback. I didn't even know how to react to that one. Just chuckled a ,"Yeah". She says, "I'm bad at that stuff". No shit! Needless to say, I think she has gone as far as she is gonna go in the work world unless she can give some really good head. Bonus points if she'll do it on film. canadian who would have thought !!!!!
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| bondiguy |
Dec 13 2006, 01:05 AM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 12 2006, 06:16 PM) So I went at lunch and got my wife a tanning package as part of her Xmas present. Anyway I am in there and the girl is writing up the gift certificate(which expires in one year), and she asks me, "What day is one year from today?" I kid you not! I tell her it would be today's date but next year. She's like, "OK, that's right". Then she says, "It's 2006 still right?" I was taken aback. I didn't even know how to react to that one. Just chuckled a ,"Yeah". She says, "I'm bad at that stuff". No shit! Needless to say, I think she has gone as far as she is gonna go in the work world unless she can give some really good head. Bonus points if she'll do it on film. Anyone that simple has gotta be sexy! QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 12 2006, 06:26 PM) Smarch 32nd? 
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| closeup |
Dec 13 2006, 03:01 AM
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I almost don't even know where to start. When I run into someone that dumb, I literally have a hard time even having a normal conversation. I mean, WTF?
Here's a good one: Two guys that drive one of my moving vans are heading NORTH. And staying right along the ocean. So when they're pulling into the driveway after driving for about an hour, the passenger says, " Hey look, that car in the yard next door has Vermont plates, are we in Vermont? I guess it's alot funnier when you know the layout of the states, but for him to think he was in Vermont, instead of just an hour north in Maine, was really funny. It doesn't really translate well here because not every one knows the relationship of Maine and Vermont, but he was about 200 miles off. Plus Vermont doesn't have an ocean next to it.
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| bondiguy |
Dec 13 2006, 05:52 AM
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QUOTE(closeup @ Dec 13 2006, 03:01 AM) I almost don't even know where to start. When I run into someone that dumb, I literally have a hard time even having a normal conversation. I mean, WTF? Here's a good one: Two guys that drive one of my moving vans are heading NORTH. And staying right along the ocean. So when they're pulling into the driveway after driving for about an hour, the passenger says, " Hey look, that car in the yard next door has Vermont plates, are we in Vermont? I guess it's alot funnier when you know the layout of the states, but for him to think he was in Vermont, instead of just an hour north in Maine, was really funny. It doesn't really translate well here because not every one knows the relationship of Maine and Vermont, but he was about 200 miles off. Plus Vermont doesn't have an ocean next to it. Sounds like the epitome of a "location" joke
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| ddd35 |
Dec 13 2006, 07:40 AM
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QUOTE(closeup @ Dec 13 2006, 03:01 AM) I almost don't even know where to start. When I run into someone that dumb, I literally have a hard time even having a normal conversation. I mean, WTF? Here's a good one: Two guys that drive one of my moving vans are heading NORTH. And staying right along the ocean. So when they're pulling into the driveway after driving for about an hour, the passenger says, " Hey look, that car in the yard next door has Vermont plates, are we in Vermont? I guess it's alot funnier when you know the layout of the states, but for him to think he was in Vermont, instead of just an hour north in Maine, was really funny. It doesn't really translate well here because not every one knows the relationship of Maine and Vermont, but he was about 200 miles off. Plus Vermont doesn't have an ocean next to it. guess ya had to be there
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| Gnappster |
Dec 13 2006, 11:28 AM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Dec 12 2006, 05:01 PM) Now that's funny. And after reading all that all I can say is: Can we have some pics of your wife before and after the new tan?? didn't think it'd hurt to ask. I'll see if I can get a pic of her arm  QUOTE(ddd35 @ Dec 12 2006, 05:03 PM) canadian who would have thought !!!!!  yeah, we're retards. QUOTE(bondiguy @ Dec 12 2006, 11:05 PM) Anyone that simple has gotta be sexy!  she wasn't bad. QUOTE(closeup @ Dec 13 2006, 01:01 AM) I almost don't even know where to start. When I run into someone that dumb, I literally have a hard time even having a normal conversation. I mean, WTF? Here's a good one: Two guys that drive one of my moving vans are heading NORTH. And staying right along the ocean. So when they're pulling into the driveway after driving for about an hour, the passenger says, " Hey look, that car in the yard next door has Vermont plates, are we in Vermont? I guess it's alot funnier when you know the layout of the states, but for him to think he was in Vermont, instead of just an hour north in Maine, was really funny. It doesn't really translate well here because not every one knows the relationship of Maine and Vermont, but he was about 200 miles off. Plus Vermont doesn't have an ocean next to it. maybe he thought it was a REALLY big lake.
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| bondiguy |
Dec 14 2006, 11:27 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 14 2006, 11:52 AM) Not sure, but they're on ratemylimbs.com Do they have a message forum?
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| bondiguy |
Dec 15 2006, 08:26 AM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Dec 15 2006, 02:50 AM) Well it's almost 1am Friday morning and I've been packing and moving boxes out to my garage so that when Saturday rolls around and I have more help, we'll get the whole move thing done as quickly as possible. We take possession tomorrow though and I have Friday and Monday off so I won't be around. Instead I'll be getting trashed in my NEW basement. Keep it real homies. You're moving??? Good luck with that brother.... don't drink too many beers BEFORE u start work
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