Gnappster just had 4 simultaneous heart attacks!

Make that three checks that cleared.

mmm mmmm, an allme drive by :wub:


wow, it must be the vernal equinox with all the hot ladies visiting :cheers:
oh yeah, and "hi"


I had a good month down at the cracker factory :thumbup:

:ph34r: Missed this one?

yes and I even know where it's from, dunno why i missed it.
oh yeah, allme and hott in my thread.

A very worthy excuse :thumbup:

Great new av, Gnappy. I had no idea you were 3d's baby-sitter. so, um, can we see your boobs? 3d tells us they're nice.

here's an extreme closeup:

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:roflmao: Well done!!! :thumbup:

Hey, wait a minute. I just ran across this.

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oh yes, umm that.
well you see...uhhhh it was like that when I got here?
now if you excuse me, I'm going for lunch--bye!

where the hell is that backpedalling smilie???

Once a day I laugh my ass off.

:lol:



Uh oh.... busted! :P



Funny and spotted! :thumbup:

one of the three quotes to get you through life :cheers:

the other two being:
1) It was like that when I got here
2) Nice tits

must have been from the dvd uncensored version. however I can't say I disagree.

actually, I just couldn't think of the other ones. had a bit of a brain fart. I think one of them has to do with kissing your boss' ass. I'm just too damn lazy to look it up.

Who needs to look it up when you have bondi....

"Good idea boss"

Thanks for covering for me. :thumbup:

It wasn't difficult... I just tied a brick to the end of the lever

hahaha
that's even better than the chicken or the pecking bird

I must admit, I am ashamed I couldn't remember the ep to find the FG.... Well I only tried for about 15 seconds, grew bored and continued drinking beer :drinkup:

sounds like a typical workday :cheers:

And it was before lunch :ph34r:

So I was reading Joe Rogan's blog (he's the dude from fear factor but he is lesser known but far better as a standup comic and the reason I check out his site is cuz he is a HUGE UFC fan and does commentating fro them too). I often check it out cuz it is funny, and he rambles on a lot about why we are here, planes of consciousness, religion, etc etc. It's probably cuz he smokes a lot of pot and DMT but it's interesting all the same.
Anyway I came across this fact when reading his "Porno Party" he was forced to attend story:
"Pornography in this country rakes in over 12 billion a year. I mean, that is an immense amount of money. To put that into perspective, porn revenue is larger than the revenues of all professional football, baseball and basketball franchises COMBINED. It’s also double what the combined revenues of ABC, CBS, and NBC are."

That's fuckin insane! I always knew it would be high but to take in more money than those big franchises is unbelievable!

But I recommend checking out his site, http://www.joerogan.net/main.php , just to read the porno party story. It's near the bottom, but a lot of the other entires are pretty good too.
:cheers:

Gnappy that is one amazing blog.... how can I regularly read that shit?

Like you, I knew the porn business was a multi billion dollar business but to put it against sporting franchises like that is amazing! I have always said with my mates that one day we'd shoot a porno... I guess a man can only dream! haha

I was reading it thinking, "no way, this isn't true. This never happened..." but then the photographic evidence at the bottom blew me away.... she was a secy little minx too.

Lastly, I particularly liked this quote, " I don’t know what this guy was thinking. I mean, being in the porn business he should know that dialogue in porno films was probably the first thing that inspired the fast forward button on the remote."

So just curious if you were to shoot a porn what type of porn would you shoot ?
big tits , interacial , combination , multipal partners , orgy what are ya thinking ? :drinkup:

yes!

haha, I particularly liked, "Ass, mouth, ass, mouth, ass, mouth. Gorilla, chalk board erasers, otter, gorilla, chalk board erasers, otter. " :lol:
well he hasn't updated it in a month but I'm sure he will soon. I think he's on the road right now.
If you click on the archives button you can read all his olf blog entries.
some I really like are:
My trip to HUSLTLER, and my take on porn.
Everyone should go to Vegas.
Are you gay?
DMT and the meaning of life. gotta download the mp3

he said him and his mates. isn't it obvious :gay: :nahnah:

What's funnier still is that while porn is such a huge money-making industry, look at how many people know how to get it for free. This world is run primarily by sex, which all makes sense to me.

More interesting than the amount of money that porn brings in is its power to dictate other industries as well. allow me to expound:

BETA video is far superior in image quality than VHS. And the tapes are much smaller. however, which one won dominated the market across the land??? VHS of course. You know why??? Porn. That's right, boys and girls. Porn. supposedly the BETA people did not want the image associated with supplying porn on their medium, so they refused. VHS picked up the ball and drove the market into a VHS-dominated frenzy.

Move forward to when people got sick and tired of VHS's grainy quality and the DVD was released. DVD had a very big struggle at the beginning, tougher than the laser disc (if you remember that failure). However, DVD's introduction of the porn industry helped the DVD boom into the new standard. Imagine, porn with high quality video... and who the fuck else do you think actually makes use out of that stupid "angle" button on your remote??? That's right, the porn makers. Three or more different angles of some stupid pizza delivery guy with a donger the size of a baseball bat fucking the shit out of some big-tittied bitch with nothing better to do than place a bogus pizza order when her husband is at work fucking his secretary (that's the interlaced scene). 90 minutes of action, 3 angles for viewing, 5 minutes a pop... that's 54 sessions of fresh material per DVD. Technology kicks ass!!!

Can't wait to see what BluRay porn looks like.

The above post is a compilation of shit i've read on the Internet over the years... meaning: it must be true!