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ddd35	Sep 1 2006, 01:36 PM Post #181
Melon Master Group: Members Posts: 28,815 Joined: 7-April 06 From: Peoria, Illinois Member No.: 14,606	I hate when your just about to orgasm and your cell phone rings , and its your wife and she wants to know when you'll be home from work ...

bondiguy	Sep 1 2006, 06:03 PM Post #182
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	you never really hear men say they had an orgasm.... more like, I came like a fountain -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

fellatiofiend18	Sep 1 2006, 11:44 PM Post #183
C Cup Group: Members Posts: 838 Joined: 4-February 06 Member No.: 13,258	i hate when men use immature terminology for orgasm...... haha -------------------- <3Cortney

bondiguy	Sep 2 2006, 06:35 AM Post #184
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(fellatiofiend18 @ Sep 1 2006, 11:44 PM) i hate when men use immature terminology for orgasm...... haha Thats why I class it up and say... Im Arriving! -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

ddd35	Sep 2 2006, 06:49 AM Post #185
Melon Master Group: Members Posts: 28,815 Joined: 7-April 06 From: Peoria, Illinois Member No.: 14,606	well I was trying to be politically correct and not say BLowing MY load

Gnappster	Sep 2 2006, 04:57 PM Post #186
Liquor and Whores Group: Members Posts: 11,440 Joined: 28-March 05 Member No.: 2,922	QUOTE(fellatiofiend18 @ Sep 1 2006, 09:44 PM) i hate when men use immature terminology for orgasm...... haha QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 2 2006, 04:35 AM) Thats why I class it up and say... Im Arriving! I tell her, "oops, I arrived, I'll get you a towel" -------------------- Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!

bondiguy	Sep 4 2006, 01:28 AM Post #187
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 2 2006, 04:57 PM) I tell her, "oops, I arrived, I'll get you a towel" Staying true to your AL Bundy Sig pic -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

ddd35	Sep 4 2006, 10:22 AM Post #188
Melon Master Group: Members Posts: 28,815 Joined: 7-April 06 From: Peoria, Illinois Member No.: 14,606	QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 2 2006, 04:57 PM) I tell her, "oops, I arrived, I'll get you a towel" SHe said immature not premature Gnappy

fellatiofiend18	Sep 5 2006, 12:52 AM Post #189
C Cup Group: Members Posts: 838 Joined: 4-February 06 Member No.: 13,258	QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 2 2006, 06:35 AM) Thats why I class it up and say... Im Arriving! man if i heard that, id stop midfuck and say "yea, and im leaving..." QUOTE(ddd35 @ Sep 2 2006, 06:49 AM) well I was trying to be politically correct and not say BLowing MY load blowing a load is ok terminology for me! QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 2 2006, 04:57 PM) I tell her, "oops, I arrived, I'll get you a towel" you know what i say to that..... ok, i dont know but its pretty fucking pathetic. haha lol -------------------- <3Cortney

paybarraman	Sep 5 2006, 06:40 AM Post #190
Our line starts coach? Group: Members Posts: 4,966 Joined: 28-March 05 Member No.: 1,198	QUOTE(fellatiofiend18 @ Sep 1 2006, 11:44 PM) i hate when men use immature terminology for orgasm...... haha I just say "Ahhhhhh Im cumming!!!" work for your Cort? -------------------- Ding! There's the bell, who's buyin? SLAP!!! BAD PAYBARRAMAN!!! Hello? Hello?.....Is this thing on? What is it about Pay that makes me so hot? Now I know what it is...he is just hot...end of story (misschickie)

ddd35	Sep 5 2006, 06:42 AM Post #191
Melon Master Group: Members Posts: 28,815 Joined: 7-April 06 From: Peoria, Illinois Member No.: 14,606	QUOTE(fellatiofiend18 @ Sep 5 2006, 12:52 AM) man if i heard that, id stop midfuck and say "yea, and im leaving..." blowing a load is ok terminology for me! you know what i say to that..... ok, i dont know but its pretty fucking pathetic. haha lol Well Id a blow my load all over those fine boobs of yours cort .

Gnappster	Sep 5 2006, 12:21 PM Post #192
Liquor and Whores Group: Members Posts: 11,440 Joined: 28-March 05 Member No.: 2,922	QUOTE(fellatiofiend18 @ Sep 4 2006, 10:52 PM) man if i heard that, id stop midfuck and say "yea, and im leaving..." blowing a load is ok terminology for me! you know what i say to that..... ok, i dont know but its pretty fucking pathetic. haha lol way to make a brother feel bad QUOTE(paybarraman @ Sep 5 2006, 04:40 AM) I just say "Ahhhhhh Im cumming!!!" work for your Cort? then SHE says, "I haven't even taken my clothes off yet!" -------------------- Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!

ddd35	Sep 5 2006, 12:23 PM Post #193
Melon Master Group: Members Posts: 28,815 Joined: 7-April 06 From: Peoria, Illinois Member No.: 14,606	I have a problem , my wife and I have been invited to the wedding of a girl friend of ours sister , well the problem is we havent seen the girl friend for probably 2 yrs but she keeps sending me emails telling me how big her boobs are and what she looks like and what she will be wearing under her bridemaids gown (nothing ) yes she is married with 3 kids but has held on to her DD boobies with pride and much work , Now the problem is My wife is pretty pissed at her for sending the emails and such but she feels we should attend the wedding , my feeling is its going to turn ugly so we should just go to the races and stay away ..... HELP

jrock8	Sep 5 2006, 12:26 PM Post #194
Board Whore Emeritus Group: Members Posts: 3,691 Joined: 22-May 05 From: Chicago, Illinois Member No.: 8,319	QUOTE(ddd35 @ Sep 5 2006, 11:23 AM) I have a problem , my wife and I have been invited to the wedding of a girl friend of ours sister , well the problem is we havent seen the girl friend for probably 2 yrs but she keeps sending me emails telling me how big her boobs are and what she looks like and what she will be wearing under her bridemaids gown (nothing ) yes she is married with 3 kids but has held on to her DD boobies with pride and much work , Now the problem is My wife is pretty pissed at her for sending the emails and such but she feels we should attend the wedding , my feeling is its going to turn ugly so we should just go to the races and stay away ..... HELP i believe that in order to fully understand this issue and give you a complete answer, we need you to post any pictures of this woman that she sent you... -------------------- Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene.

Gnappster	Sep 5 2006, 12:36 PM Post #195
Liquor and Whores Group: Members Posts: 11,440 Joined: 28-March 05 Member No.: 2,922	QUOTE(ddd35 @ Sep 5 2006, 10:23 AM) I have a problem , my wife and I have been invited to the wedding of a girl friend of ours sister , well the problem is we havent seen the girl friend for probably 2 yrs but she keeps sending me emails telling me how big her boobs are and what she looks like and what she will be wearing under her bridemaids gown (nothing ) yes she is married with 3 kids but has held on to her DD boobies with pride and much work , Now the problem is My wife is pretty pissed at her for sending the emails and such but she feels we should attend the wedding , my feeling is its going to turn ugly so we should just go to the races and stay away ..... HELP I think Hugh Heffner himself gets propositioned less from large breasted women than you do. QUOTE(jrock8 @ Sep 5 2006, 10:26 AM) i believe that in order to fully understand this issue and give you a complete answer, we need you to post any pictures of this woman that she sent you... here here -------------------- Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!

ddd35	Sep 5 2006, 01:51 PM Post #196
Melon Master Group: Members Posts: 28,815 Joined: 7-April 06 From: Peoria, Illinois Member No.: 14,606	QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 5 2006, 12:36 PM) I think Hugh Heffner himself gets propositioned less from large breasted women than you do. here here Huh well in my younger days I seemed to be the nice guy type and drew in the big breasted type women , they used to tell me I was just to damn nice , but if they want to show them off i was more then willing to look ... im working on the picture for you guys but my wife deleted all of them but ai think I hid some in my home computer Im going to look there when i have time ....

closeup	Sep 5 2006, 02:29 PM Post #197
Double D's Group: Members Posts: 4,813 Joined: 12-July 05 From: Portland, Maine Member No.: 9,341	Does she know your wife has read those Emails? I'd have to question her motivation for sending them. Have any other family members received them, or just you? Sounds like she needs an outlet for showing-off her tits. Sounds like she needs RMM.

ddd35	Sep 5 2006, 04:35 PM Post #198
Melon Master Group: Members Posts: 28,815 Joined: 7-April 06 From: Peoria, Illinois Member No.: 14,606	QUOTE(closeup @ Sep 5 2006, 02:29 PM) Does she know your wife has read those Emails? I'd have to question her motivation for sending them. Have any other family members received them, or just you? Sounds like she needs an outlet for showing-off her tits. Sounds like she needs RMM. Just me , she is very proud of her boobs always has been , in school she would flash them allot ,,, when she went out she wore tops to show them off ... I want to introduce her to RMM but I need to do it so her hubby doesnt figure it out hed shit a brick .... when she emails she deletes evrything so he doesnt see , theres a thread here called sneaking around well thats her ........

bondiguy	Sep 6 2006, 02:01 AM Post #199
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(fellatiofiend18 @ Sep 5 2006, 12:52 AM) man if i heard that, id stop midfuck and say "yea, and im leaving..." What about busting a nut??? QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 5 2006, 12:21 PM) then SHE says, "I haven't even taken my clothes off yet!" no one else picked up on that but it was damn funny -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

fellatiofiend18	Sep 6 2006, 03:25 AM Post #200
C Cup Group: Members Posts: 838 Joined: 4-February 06 Member No.: 13,258	QUOTE(paybarraman @ Sep 5 2006, 06:40 AM) I just say "Ahhhhhh Im cumming!!!" work for you Cort? hey, thats my line!!! QUOTE(ddd35 @ Sep 5 2006, 06:42 AM) Well Id a blow my load all over those fine boobs of yours cort . oooh why thank you love. i quite like to watch a man shoot his spunk onto me. hot to see the cum exit the head.... mmmmm QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 5 2006, 12:21 PM) way to make a brother feel bad haha oh gnappy, suck it up and take it like a man..... (dammit, did you just hear bondi sprinting in this direction..... ) QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 5 2006, 12:21 PM) then SHE says, "I haven't even taken my clothes off yet!" yea thats cuz we fuck with my skirt ON -------------------- <3Cortney

Narazbad	Sep 6 2006, 03:55 AM Post #201
Double D's Group: Members Posts: 2,839 Joined: 14-April 05 From: Amarillo, Texas Member No.: 6,968	Damn, i need to get this post more often..its funny lol yea.... hmmm..... FUCK ITS LATE!! damned classes.....and rain....stop raining damnit... AND GET ME MY FUCKING CAR BACK!!! I WANT MY TIB BACK!! bitches -------------------- Let me Help you Tie the Rope Around your Neck...Let me Help you Talk your One Way off the Bridge...Let me Help you Hold the Glock Against your Head..Let me Help you Tame the Voices in your Head...

ddd35	Sep 6 2006, 06:34 AM Post #202
Melon Master Group: Members Posts: 28,815 Joined: 7-April 06 From: Peoria, Illinois Member No.: 14,606	QUOTE(fellatiofiend18 @ Sep 6 2006, 03:25 AM) hey, thats my line!!! oooh why thank you love. i quite like to watch a man shoot his spunk onto me. hot to see the cum exit the head.... mmmmm haha oh gnappy, suck it up and take it like a man..... (dammit, did you just hear bondi sprinting in this direction..... ) yea thats cuz we fuck with my skirt ON well baby id have no problem letting you watch me shoot a big load all over those very nice tetons of yours

Gnappster	Sep 6 2006, 11:59 AM Post #203
Liquor and Whores Group: Members Posts: 11,440 Joined: 28-March 05 Member No.: 2,922	QUOTE(fellatiofiend18 @ Sep 6 2006, 01:25 AM) haha oh gnappy, suck it up and take it like a man..... (dammit, did you just hear bondi sprinting in this direction..... ) yea thats cuz we fuck with my skirt ON that chick's messin with our minds! QUOTE(Narazbad @ Sep 6 2006, 01:55 AM) AND GET ME MY FUCKING CAR BACK!!! I WANT MY TIB BACK!! bitches oh i'm sure you'll get your car out of the impound eventually Attached image(s) -------------------- Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!

bondiguy	Sep 7 2006, 01:13 AM Post #204
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 6 2006, 11:59 AM) that chick's messin with our minds! Spotted -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

ddd35	Sep 7 2006, 06:38 AM Post #205
Melon Master Group: Members Posts: 28,815 Joined: 7-April 06 From: Peoria, Illinois Member No.: 14,606

jrock8	Sep 7 2006, 10:32 AM Post #206
Board Whore Emeritus Group: Members Posts: 3,691 Joined: 22-May 05 From: Chicago, Illinois Member No.: 8,319	QUOTE(ddd35 @ Sep 7 2006, 05:38 AM) evade? -------------------- Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene.

Gnappster	Sep 7 2006, 12:00 PM Post #207
Liquor and Whores Group: Members Posts: 11,440 Joined: 28-March 05 Member No.: 2,922	QUOTE(jrock8 @ Sep 7 2006, 08:32 AM) evade? don't use that smilie! it can be very confusing -------------------- Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!

Bobaloo	Sep 7 2006, 12:06 PM Post #208
--o00o--O(_)O--o00o-- Group: Members Posts: 7,337 Joined: 22-November 05 From: Chicago, Illinois Member No.: 11,695	QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 7 2006, 12:00 PM) don't use that smilie! it can be very confusing crossthreading at its best! -------------------- Don't get all sensitive. That's what my wife does when she wants me to go out with my friends and drink beer. Glad you're back; love your front I'm Whoring for votes. Click here to vote Bobaloo!!! <----- That trick didn't work :(

ddd35	Sep 7 2006, 02:28 PM Post #209
Melon Master Group: Members Posts: 28,815 Joined: 7-April 06 From: Peoria, Illinois Member No.: 14,606	QUOTE(jrock8 @ Sep 7 2006, 10:32 AM) evade? oops used the wrong one

jrock8	Sep 7 2006, 03:02 PM Post #210
Board Whore Emeritus Group: Members Posts: 3,691 Joined: 22-May 05 From: Chicago, Illinois Member No.: 8,319	QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 7 2006, 11:00 AM) don't use that smilie! it can be very confusing OK... -------------------- Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene.

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