At least your honest ... I admire that

well at least yer honest

































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My first time wasnt bad , I was 17 and it was with the girl of my dreams , but what a let down , she had a ton of experience maybe 18 guys or so at age 18 , her working parts were slightly wore so to speak , I lasted about 5 minutes but stayed up for the job and kept after it and had my first double orgasm .. the only really good thing was , she told several of her friends about it and before the summer was over I had allot of experience ......... :2thumbsup:

my first BJ was from a drunk girl who I had just met , and she needed a ride home she said shed pay me with a bj , well when I came she puked right in my lap . GO ahead guys laugh its funny to me now after 23 yrs but then I thought i WAS GONNA DIE .. :bang:

My first time was bad! Aboutg 2 minutes into it her Mom walked in the room and caught us, I pushed off with my arms and when I landed on the bed next to her I realized what part of my body stuck out the most as it slamed into the bed. I swear it had to take five minutes to get dressed and out the door as I listened to the mom yelling repeadily "Why where you fucking my daughter?" :bang:

I thought you would have some story of when you were a pizza delivery boy and had to deliver to a pajama party :P

DId you at least call her Puke-ahontis?

wow I always worried about getti ng caught by a mom or more so dad .

I was dating this girl about 2 monthes after I had lost my virginity , and I always had to go to her house , her parents wouldnt let her go out allot but they pretty much left us alone , one night she walked me out to the truck and I had her bent over leaning on the seat with the door to the truck open pouring it to her when her dad walks out of the house and Says ( when your done get in the house ) and that was all that was ever said about it ...... :crazydude:

heh, look at my age holms :pimpers:


oh man, at least you came


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:o :lol: :roflmao: :lol:

Well, at least you finished.

Bob... always seeing the positives!

i would like to call bullshit on the 10% that chose still a virgin!

I like the cut of your jib...

I can't believe evade voted 5 times :blink:

yeah, it's gotta be WAY higher haha


HEY-OH!


"Well, it's clear you've been falsely accused. Because no one, anywhere, ever, would pretend to be a 44-year-old virgin."

spotted! :thumbup:

I was wondering that myself, but why would anyone feel the need to lie? Maybe they were refering to a "Born-again" virgin, which is like a non-virgin starting over again at zero. In other words, bullshit.

Or it could be Bondi's soon-to-be 12 year old girlfriends. :unsure:

:fuckoff: My first was before you were born! :nahnah: :lol: :lol:

At least none of mine were sheep! :blink:










Oh, that;s right, only Kiwi's do sheep.... :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

My first sexual experience was in my junior year of high school. There was this girl who I had been friends with for a long time...always thought she was hot, but just never acted on it. Then one day more or less as a "joke" and to see if I could get away with it, I just reached out and grabbed hold of her tits right through her shirt. I just laughed and said...sorry...there were there and I always wanted to do that. She told me to stop by her place after school so of course I did.

At first we just talked and she said she always found me "cute" but thought since we were friends, it would have messed stuff had she told me that. I told her I felt the same way and eventually we started kissing and kinda stroking each other through our clothes. finally she took off her shirt to show me the prize and I immediately begain fondling and kissing her breasts while she unzipped my pants and starting playing with my dick.

She told me she was horny, but did not want to have sex because she was "saving herself" for marriage...I was hard, she was hot...so I said...ok how about you suck it instead. At first she was hesitant...saying no...she'd just stroke it off instead. It was better than nothing and I was horny so I figured what the hell..thankfully curiousity got the better of her. It was not too long that she hiked up her skirt so I could play with her tight little pussy. Then she asked me if I ever tasted one...and I said no...but I'd love to see what it tastes like. She told me I could and I said...only if you taste mine too. She hesitated and said "what if I don't like it" and I said...well if you want me to lick yours...you need to lick mine. She said ok...so I dug in to get my first taste of pussy. It was like candy on my tongue...and the more I licked it, the more she sucked on me. She could tell the excitement was getting to me and I would not be able to hold it for long so she stopped and said "you just can't cum in my mouth". At that point, I didn't care so I said "yeah...ok"...but it was not long before I lost it...she pulled me out of her mouth and aimed me at her tits...but neither of us were prepared for what was about to happen. I came on her tits, but I also splattered way up into her hair, on her face, on her chin and her neck. At first she was mad, but then she licked a small drop off her lips. She smiled and said she liked it, then proceeded to lick off the rest of what she could reach with her tongue then she told me I better go before her parents came home.

I went home with her several more times after that and each time, I got the blowjob of my life now that she was hooked on the taste, it was easy to get her to suck me off...but thats as far as it ever went. I always wanted to be her first and really fuck her...but she would never let me. Always said she was saving herself for marriage. She never made it...a year later, she started dating some "skater dude" and got knocked up...she moved away and drifted outta sight. I still wonder what it would have been like to have been her first...but I gotta be greatful for the memories of some of the best freaking head I have ever had in my life

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Technically if you haven't had sex for over a year you once again become a virgin (of sorts)... guess that counts for you and pay!

Sheep joke = New Zealanders. You could of said Dingo, Kangaroo etc :blink:

I don't think so but if you are I would love to lose my virginity to you.

I have read this 3 times and all I am seeing is that you wanna have sex with Cloesup to lose your virginity?

Also, judging by ur nickname you are a male, and so is closeup, making the event much more sickening :puke:

I thought I was replying to Hott1976 not Closeup. not sure how to reply and quote the message I intended.

sure :blink:

Click the quote button "below" the post you'd wish to quote

At least they aren't llamas!

Im not sure what that means but we don't even call them Llamas here :blink:

Usually one has to twist people's post around to make them look gay, but that did it all by itself :lol:

I was 15, guy was 18, I was at music festival with my parents (yes, you can laugh if you want :P) and I met this guy during my favorite bands gig. I have always knew that I lost my virginity when I´m 15 :D :crazydude: It wasnt great for me but maybe he did enjoyed it...I was a lot tighter than I´m now and if I don´t remember right, his cock didn´t fit in all the way. Anyways, we had sex few times after that and he was my first real boyfriend but we did live in different cities and he found a new one (so did I :D) after couple of months. And I have had a lot better sex after that...and thanks to my dear hubbie :)

At my lowest point, I almost pity him... and then I remembered, he's trying to be gay!

hey newbies, tell us your stories?