p.s love the bounce the ball picture!!!


"oooh, got away from you huh? "

You're gonna drown all the way down here, Gnappy. Thought i'd just give your 411 a fighting chance.

here's a pic to prompt some discussion.

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Hi Gnappy!
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WOWZA!
in addition to your great tits (obviously), you have a perfect smile

Well, at first I was about to wonder what happened to Gnappy's thread, but then I saw Nat's pic in here. What happened to Natalie??????

she's gone AWOE, like so many others. (Absent WithOut Explanation)

so sad. You know, she went AWOE right around the time I started getting really busy and not able to post so much here. one can only assume that she figured it wasn't worth visiting this place without having me around so much.

Oh people can come up with statistics to prove anything...forty percent of people know that. (OK that wasn't a statisitc but I got nothing else).

Wasn't the whole point to find Natalie?? I mean, is the mob even working on getting her back??

Okay, Gnappy. I tried to gettin' your 411 moving and it came to a screaching halt after I posted. Go figure.

Anyway. for all who care, I won't be on much today cuz I have to leave work around 11:00 to go to my friends wedding outta town. So I'm just leaving you this post in case you go crazy and hit 5k today and become an E cup.

Most people think the E stands for enormous. But we all know when it comes to Gnappy's 5000 posts it really means empty. In other words, it took about 5000 posts to say nothing at all.

I'm right there with ya brother

and if you don't hit 5k today, then chalk this post up as the one time I wasn't late for something but actually early.

so long

Well, the biggest 411 here can't always be like a Mardi Gras parade.
As far as hitting 5K posts, I doubt it will happen today as Fridays are typically slow. But who knows.
I was gonna put together a 300 page book highlighting my bestest posts, but I needed a little filler so now it's mostly about Ross Perot, and the last two chapters are excerpts from the Oliver North trial.


See if you can get the bride to get drunk and take off her shirt tonight, and take pics of course.
And that is all®

Gnappy is the title of that book I Didnt Do It???

As I most prob will miss your 5000th post and the eventual day you overtake yours truly I will give you a kudos right now. 5000 of the funniest things I have read on RMM and without all that dribble this place would be fucking dead

5000 posts! Why couldn't HotJ or DJS get to 5000 posts instead? Life just isn't fair. Picking out a favorite out of 5000 would be nearly impossible. I'd have to say it was the one about the Simpsons.

My fav was the one about the tits.

fucking Damn! Gnappster. I'm going to have to check out yout thread more often. That is one of the hottest pics of Natalie that I have seen.


Where the hell is she, anyhow?

well she's definitely not tied up in my basement!

what's that? you never suggested that?
uhhh, carry on.

geeze, I'm getting closer and closer to the big 5000 and I have nothing planned.

Maybe i'll do a introspective, retrospective, prospective, perspective.

At the rate I'm going, I have more chance of actually growing a pair of "E" cups than getting them here. Gnappy, be sure and let us flat-chested noobs know how it feels to reach that vaulted number.

Oh, sure, just because she's not in your basement, doesn't mean that you can get away with having her Duck Taped™ to your bedroom wall. It's Foxy that is into Duck Tape™ bondage, not Natalie.

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500 posts feels extraordinarily..... bland!

I'd like to see some best of's like you have done previously! I'd do the same one day but I am too damn lazy!!!

p.s bring out some old ones that only the long time members will get

yeah, I think a best of is good. or the *ive idea could be cool too. I say just surprise us. I figure if i don't have any expectations at all, how can I be disappointed. That's how my fiancee gets through the day with me.

Well holy potatoes. The day is finally here. 5000 posts---E cup, no wait, E-cup PLUS!
It's great to know how much time I've spent here when I could have, nay, should have been working.
To celebrate this momentous occasion I have decided to go to Las Vegas next week. What better way to celebrate looking and talking about a whole lot of breasts than going to a town known for much the same thing. Oh, I think they gamble a bit there too.

Anyway, before I depart I figured I would do a best of Gnappster posts from 2500-5000 much as I did when I reached 5000. I thought something different was in order but what the hell, that sounded like work(maybe I should have just thrown together something about zombies). Well I don't know if these are my best posts(and even that is a relative term), they aren't really in any order, but they ARE posts and they ARE mine,
If anyone has any they'd like to add, humour me and add them, or just add some boob pics....actually that would be preferred.
Anyway here are the posts. Enjoy....or print this out to wipe your ass

next someone is gonna tell me that batman and robin were gay.

maybe something about playing with his nuts outside?

I don't think you would damage much with jrock "nightstick"

yay! I'm like a little kid waiting for christmas day, except the present is a hot woman!

Or is it just things like cum and snot that you don't enjoy?

Was it like a poofy shirt?

That's OK, I wouldn't remember me either

saxman would lick your cum from nat's tits as well

I'd eat it if it was made of asbestos

bondi, do you know what Schadenfreude is?

naraz may not have sex with any more women but men are not out of the question

yoink!

cum-- dumpster ... a derogatory term for a woman of questionable morals

i like closeup's movie better..."The woman with 4 tits"

this thread is older than pay

yeah if I'm taking a dump at the same time

supposed to create more intense orgasms,
but I'm already hitting the neighbours house if the window is open

yeah, evade flexes his vaginal muscles daily?

you're jumping to conclusions faster than an episode of three's company

yeah and throw in a large dildo to seal the deal

BAM!

What?! I invented that name. Intellectual theft I say! Whoever pays me the most money or gives me the best head can have it though

You should do what I do to make sure everyone knows it's your birthday. Just walk up to someone and say "Happy Birthday!". And then when they say, "It's not my birthday", you say, "Oh really?! I thought we had the same birthday."

I tore the tag off a matress even when it said NOT TO under penalty of law

I think joe kickass would also enjoy a date like that

I'll personally "hand test" all the ladies to get a standardized score. I'm not sure what that means, but it will be fun to try and figure out.

I'm sure glad people have two livers, cuz my first one is wearing out!

That's sure a role reversal from the usual guy's "jumping down" Bobaloo's throat.

PICS?!

That's just crazy talk. In all my sexual experience it is evident that women don't HAVE orgasms.

The lesson here is don't trust tattoo artists or the Japanese.

PICS?!

I have yet to leave since July 04.

I'd bet a cool $50.00 I could outcum boanna.
It'd be the best $50.00 I ever lost.
I might even go for double or nothing.

would heating up a watermelon in the oven and then fucking it count?

well wtf, do you want me to use your hand instead??

And that is all®

So many gems, gnappy!

I like the saxman comment, just because I remember the history of it all.

$50 to outcome bo was also pretty good.

and the three's company is great.

here;s some good ones that I dug out

Well sorry for my ignorance, I guess I don't have the wealth of experience of masturbating into my belly button like you do.

what is the point of this thread...

he's voluntarily posted pics of himself trying on children's clothes in the store. I don't think he embarasses easy.

Okay. I'm done. The damn phone won't stop ringing.

Happy 5k you whore!

"No I dont know what Schadenfreude is but please tell me because I am dying to know!"

Haha some funny and memorable posts there... havent heard Naraz's name in a while and the whole Older Than Pay thread.... classic!

I even spotted the simpsons reference in your lead up

Well done old man

spotted

Wow congrats! Reading this made me think of how many years I have been reading all the dumb things that seem to make sense that come out of your head. Thanks it made mr realise that this is part of my life I relly enjoy, whod of thought. Congrats again I am sure you will be the first to hit 10,000 then you will be a shoe in foe the RMM Hall Of Fame!

hmmm after reading that I'm not sure if I should be proud or embarassed haha.

Congrats on the 5K....We all knew you were a whore.

you're good... you are good!