Ok... was thinking of a thread idea. I work in the beer industry here in the states, going to local bars and such for promotions. I hear lots of stories there, see lots of things there, and maybe experienced a few things there !!
Was curious what the good folks here at RMM have done (or seen) at your local pub..... not necessarily sex, but sex/flirtacious related...

Nothing at all. Our local places are pretty boring,

It's posted in best blow jobs thread, but the summation would include a good blow job on the 2nd floor overlooking the dance floor, and 2 cops that had the decency to wait till we finished to escort us out.

I can not believe I trusted you to never tell that story.

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you need to check out juicyboobs thread omg juicyboobs girl on girl watching while having a pint what a great evening

Woah! I totally remember this. and it gives me the chills just reading it.

why not tell yours again sexy

When I was living in my hometown I used to go to bar with my best friend (she has giant boobs!) We usually dance together and have great time

My erotic moment with her was at the bar in the dancefloor when we kissed long and hard One guy that I know then come to us and asked if he could join us sometime and few asked us to do it again and again

Coincidentally I had sex in a nightlcub just this week.... making full use of the cleanliness and privacy the Disabled Toilet provides!

ahhh Vacation sex!

Does getting a hard-on watching the bartender bend over to load the dishwasher count?

paraplegics put up the least amount of struggle huh.

Just as much as copping cheap feels while walking through a packed crowd.

Bondi takes the cake on this one...

The best I've done is have a lap dance in topless bar...

and you just know they are more grateful for the attention!

Got to save that image!!!!

I guess you could call that a lap dance, too!

Something suggests me that, after that night, the audience of that bar grew in an incredible way....

Thank you, thank you. I am here till Thursday... try the Veal!

Good quote

Sitting on a bar stool with a LOW-cut, black, minidress on, and NO panties, opening my legs from time to time and pretending not to know that I was flashing a stotally strange group of men. I know for a fact my hemline was in my lap and they were getting the beaver-shots of their entire lives. Plus my tits kept falling out of the top of the dress all night.
(Like this.)

did you get raped before you got into your car?

Not at all. It was a little, trendy place in Bellair (up-scale). Plus, I was waiting for a boyfriend at the time (who goes about 6'4"" and 260 lbs. of solid muscle...pro athelte). But, I will say that playing this little game with those guys while waiting for him got me so horny that I told him he should have sent thank you cards to them.

I'll bet that when you wear that halter top every guy in the bar has his eyes on you hoping for a little glimpse of nipple. Then, when a whole boob pops out, it's like all the surreptitious staring paid off. It then just reinforces that behavior, because you just never know. It would suck to come back from the men's room and find out that everyone but you got a little show. It sort of reminds me of a Seinfeld show where everybody but George got a Christmas card with Elaine's nipple exposed. When three or four guys are talking at the end of a bar, they're not discussing Shakespear, they're wondering if and when your boob is gonna fall out of that loose halter.

That's quite a story

THIS IS AN EASY THREAD FOR ME TO ANSWER ON CAUSE I OWNED A DANCE CLUB FOR A FEW YEARS THE WENT AND RAN A STRIP BAR AFTER THAT. SO I GUESS YOU COULD SAY THAT THERE IS NOT MUCH LEFT TO DO IN A BAR AFTER HOURS OR PACKED FULL OF PEOPLE.
ONE OF MY FAVORITE STORIES WOULD HAVE TO ENVOLVE TO OF THE DANCER GIVING ME HEAD AT NEWYEARS IN THE DJ BOOTH WHICH WAS AT THE SAME LEVEL AS THE FLOOR. THAT WAS FUN!!!

man i wish i was in that bar

Getting a blow job in the ladies room at Group a local bar around here down by the college.

Are you sure the name of the bar wasn't "Grope?"

Lol actually its called Group Therapy. Guess their not joking about the therapy.

I don't think he's your type

Almost all of my fun kinky moments have been in a strip club but I've already posted them in the sex stories thread so have fun looking!

I have a friend who had a sex in a dance club before. Him and his girlfriend at the tima went out on the patio to get some air, she was in a skirt and wasnt wearing panties and just sat in his lap like nothing was goin on, people were all around and nobody knew!

I don't get that, was she just squeezing her muscles? Otherwise how would others not know? Unless he's like Peter Griffin and can get the job done sans movement?

wasnt like full on bouncing im sure, probably just wiggled her but or moved side to side, it was night time so they had SOME level of disguse.

Peter Griffin or Me

Sounds like milking.

Don't know how I missed that one. Good one Gnappy!!

This thread could stand a revival!

Does making out with a guy on the dance floor while his buddy grinds me from behind and gropes my boobs count?

Yep . and as to the Quote , As long as you swallow i will step up to the task

well lucky for me then I always swallow

well then

It sure does count... And might I say, I'd love to be your "groper"..

Definitely

So when Do I get a sample .

All you have to do is cum get it

Hmmm .Be In louisville in february