okay now I searched and didnt find this topic , if its here then Im sorry..


Okay Yesterday I was driving along about 60 MPH and this young guy pulls out in front of me , and he just putts along about 40 MPH , well its in a no passing zone in a hilly section of road and I was in a hurry ,, when we finally got to wear i could pass the SOB sped up to 60 just pissed me off , luckily for him I had someplace to be or I would have followed the asshole to his location and had words with him ...

yer we get it quite alot even more so cause our car is modified when were just doing the usual dayly things they cathc the moment over take and try to be along side of us at the lights only to get there ass's whooped.great thread as every1 encounter's this during some point.x

i find it best if you don't try to control it. i drive with a baton and a .45. when someone pisses me off, i shoot or beat the hell out of him or her.

You should have did what Jeff Gordon would have done...Put him in the pickers!

Nothing infuriates me more than the situation you just described!

Being a salesmen I am on the road quite a bit and come across all sorts of retards on the road. The other thing that gets my goat is in a multi lane road vehicles are required by law to stay to the left hand lane/s if not over taking (Where speed limit is 80km or more and remember, we drive on the left). So many people sit in the right hand lane doing 10 or 15 under the speed limit whilst there is not a car in sight in the left hand lane. Here I am with my cruise control on and I have to duck and weave the traffic!

oh yes , I hate when that happens , after I started this thread I had a couple more incidents of people pulling out in front of me , Damn it just lites my fire ...

morons driving drives me nuts. I don't even want to get started on this cuz I would be here all day, choking on my own rage.

Try driving a moving van thru New York City. Everyone is just so friendly and accommodating when you're trying trying to find an address or need to stop traffic to back the van into a tight driveway. I hardly let it get to me any more because I'd end up pissed off half my working life. Then, add in the fact that I drive a motorcycle and have to play "dodge the assholes", "watch out for grampa" and "put down that cell-phone and pay attention, you fucking moron" Three of my favorite games .

This thread probably could have been put in the "Rant" thread.



Yeah! right! been there with a fairly small Pensky Rental Van,,,,And I'm no wheres near being a professional driver...

drives you nuts huh?

Also, spotted

oooh, he's good!

well yesterday I was th victim of another persons road rage , I as most you know am a farmer , I was mowing road banks with a large orange tractor and Batwing mower which is a 15' mower for those that dont know and I was mowing along and all of the sudden I realize theres a grey car beside me and theguy has his window down and hes flipping me off , well I looked at him and laughed and the guy shook his finger at me so I gave him the hulk hogan wave , COMe here ya mother fucker , and low and behold he rolled his window up and drove on , I have no idea who it was or why he was flipping me off ..but he sure didnt want to come out and play ...

probably someone from rmm

I'd have to say my top two pet peeves while driving are:

1. when people pull out of a parking lot into your lane in front of you when there are no other cars behind you, just makes you ask why couldn't they wait the extra like 10 seconds

2. when people cannot pick a speed on a highway, makes me want cruise control too, but when the range from going 80 km/h then all of the sudden they'll be up to 110 km/h then back to 90, then up to 120 etc, just pick a speed already

Maybe because you were going 5 mph and/or blocking his lane with your tractor?

ARgggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh I fucking hate that too

I HATE that one. They turn in front of you when they could have waited 5 seconds and just went behind you. This is the worst on the highway.

MAc I hate that to ,

Close up you may be right , but I think had more to do with the fact i have learned that it was a irate parent pertaining to school functions and they just realized it was me ....

So what you're saying is the townsfolk could be throwing you the finger for any number of reasons?

Bwahaha.... BAM!

well yeah in a newly conslidated distrcit we have made several enemys along way , you know these parents these days they all think there kids are intitled to more then they are ..

it's ironic that a member of the school board can't spell entitle or use the proper form of their or than

Ahhhh the ironing is beautiful isn't it?

I aint even going to go there

well we just completed a week of figure 8 demo racing , 4 firsts , 3 broken axles , 1 blown tranmission , and some pissed off drivers , you talk about road rage , try doing it with people that have cars that are built like tanks and you knocked them out of the race the night before , it doesnt matter how much beer ya drink it still hurts in the morning ...

You're not drinking enough!

yeah I know !!!

And you call yourself a redneck?

it was a weak week .

I try to just brush them off as a worthless asshole and show that they aren't effecting me at all. Those are the people that make the driving fatalities statistic so high and I don't want to be one of those numbers.

well thats a good point , but at least if your one of those numbers you could consider yourself somebody

I like rubbing it in when people are assholes.... a nice honk and a wave usually embarasses the shit out of people. When I get tailed (for no apparent reason, mind you) I've been known to have a little fun .

that said... I think I hold the record for being flipped off by the most people at the same time... but that's a story for another time.

Like when?

I like the term "flipped off" haha

Trust me. If when people are tailing you... there's a reason. They just want another look.

damn I never thought of that ..

I am neither shocked or surprised

I didnt think you would be

Well, true to form!

a skewed point of view , I fear .

You know, when I'm driving, I often catch people picking their nose. I mean, A LOT. I don't know why I'm victim to having to see people scratch their itchy brains all the time, but it happens. I like to try to get their attention and give them a thumbs up or wave. If their window is open and I'm close enough... or if I meet them at a stoplight, I'll tell them to "pick me a winner, Bobby," a la The Natural with Robert Redford.

thats when I usaully do my best thinking , till someone interupts me!

Well played.

awesome

Ok... so this happened about two weeks ago, and I just now thought about how it would be approriate here.

I had this guy honk at me, the light had just turned green and I was slowly going forward because the guy in front of me was doing the same. I guess we weren't moving fast enough for this asshole. I'm in the car with my boyfriend, and our two friends were in the back seat. My boyfriend and I decide to flip the guy off... I flipped him off once and my boyfriend did a whole middle finger dance... I'd guess that this last for at least 3-4 blocks. So the guys decides to tail us and the first chance I get I break pretty hard at a stop sign... nothing rediculous though considering I did have to stop. The guy proceeds to get out of his car he slams his fist into the hood of his car and walks towards my driver's side door. I'm not waiting around to see what he's going to do, so I floor it and turn into the first neighborhood. My friends are all having a good laugh until we see that Mr. Crazy is now following us. We're driving through a residential neighborhood through school zones going about 50mph... I'm running stop signs because I'm afraid Mr. Crazy is going to run into the back of my car. The guys is following us, motioning for us to pull over while flipping us off. The guy totally looks like white trash too. He looks like the motorcycle gang type and is driving a giant Ford Bronco. After this has gone on for quite some time, I pick up my phone and dial 911... he finally turns around and needless to say my friends and I were pretty scared shitless... seriously, who does that!?


And that my friends, is how NOT to handle your road rage.

Unfortunately crazy mother fuckers like that are becoming an all too common theme in regards to Road Rage

yeeah... it used to be fun to mess around with people and not worry about getting chased and or shot