Last year the wife and I were stopped at a red light,when it went green she was a little slow of the mark,the guy in the signwritten van behind couldnt wait and started leaning on his horn,not once but continuously,i was a little pissed at this and gave him a salute,this only got him more worked up and at the next set of lights he got out,came up to the window with his hand in his shirt pretending he had a gun.
I just took a phone picture of him and his van,then rang the police,gave them his van number ,the name of his firm and told them he had a gun,they got very excited about the gun and I bet he was a lot more pissed off when they caught up with him.

I knew camera phones were good for something besides taking gorgeous pics of your wife... Though I rather see the pics of your wife...

I think that your boyfriend should have gotten out of the car and cleaned this guys clock. If anyone ever comes to my drivers side window, after giving me the finger, he'd better be ready to back it up. I have a real low tolerence for for this kind of bullshit. Maybe it comes from riding a motorcycle for so long, but when some asshole in a car tries to intimadate me, they'd better be ready for me being really pissed off. It's like they're risking YOUR life to save two minutes. I've thumped more than one head off the pavement of guys who have that attitude. And, the problem is, it's only gonna get worse.

Thats why I dont let shit get 2 me on the road anymore, I dont wanna get shot!

Yeah... I actually had a girl at work tell me she had two guys in a car chase her when she was driving alone, and they followed her all the way to the police station... some people are real creeps.

Very nice!! I wonder what's going through some people's heads when they decide to do shit like that when everyone and their grandmother's own cell phones.

That's the best thing you can do, is just let them follow you to the police station... especially if you're a girl who's all alone. There's some fucked up people out there

Stupid creepers... ruining stuff for the rest of us.

I agree. I mean, I'm just a mild stalker, but all the real psychos make me look bad.

I didn't do it

Oooh, that gives me a great idea for a song.

And a bunch of cheesy merchandise?

And a biography

I read it, it's not even about you

Sure it is. Look at the cover.

The last 3 chapters are about Gnappster

You have left me with nothing but:

Oh, that Gnappster. he ws just poured into that uniform.

Ok Im done

haha. Reminded me immediately of:

All right, you poindexters, let's get this right!
One: "Hey, hey, kids, I'm Talking Krusty."
Two: "Hey, hey, here comes Slideshow Mel" -- again -- "Here comes Sideshow Mel". "Sideshow Mel".
Three: [does a Krusty laugh]

Budda-bing, budda-boom, I'm done. Learn from a professional, kid.

(I copied and pasted cuz I'm lazy)

reminds me of a line I use all the time...

"tell those guys at the Kwik E Mart that Bam, Im a dot, im gone"

that's James Woods. What a card. That's a great scene, too!!! i can't remember any other part of his little speech there, but I remember laughing. Isn't he working at the kwik e mart for a character study or something?

haha, he says something about having to quit and go fight aliens
marge says it sounds like a great movie,
to which woods responds(obviously lying), yes, a -- a movie-- yes..

Another part of that ep I like which gets cut from G rated airings of the show is where he is scrapping the melted cheese off the inside of the microwave and starts cursing (which obviously gets bleeped)

Or when the are interviewing and you see Barney drunk and incoherent and they say, "Well he's the best candidate we've had so far"

"Hand in your pricing gun.... the other one too"

"you've gotta lose yourself in the moment man"

the quotes are endless

indeed!

Apu: Well, time to replenish the hot dog roller. La, la -- oops
[drops a hot dog] Oh, no -- it is encrusted with filth. [blows
it off] Oh well, let's sell it anyway. Now this is just between
me and you...smashed hat. Hee hee --
Kent: Hot diggety-dog, we've got him, Mr. Simpson. Now let's -- Mr.
Simpson?

and

Back at home, Homer lies on the couch while Lisa and he watch "Bite Back with Kent Brockman". Each word of the title screen appears from the mouth of a
barking dog in a detective uniform. Even the sponsor's name is barked
out after a man says, "Brought to you by...". Homer comments with
admiration, "That dog can sell anything."

Just then, Homer's stomach groans.

Homer: Oh, rancid meat attack! Stupid parasites. Is there no way I can
find justice?
Kent: If you have a consumer complaint, just call this number --
Homer: Boring.
Lisa: Dad, you should blow the whistle on the Kwik-E-Mart.
Kent: And now a message from the Church of Latter-Day Saints. [dog
barks repeatedly]
Lisa: Dad, are you listening to me?
Homer: Shh, Lisa: the dog is barking.

I never realised how choc full of quotes that ep is...

"This isn't very convenient" Homer when talking about the location of the first kwik e mart

crap! missed the end of that.
Apu: Well, time to replenish the hot dog roller. La, la -- oops
[drops a hot dog] Oh, no -- it is encrusted with filth. [blows
it off] Oh well, let's sell it anyway. Now this is just between
me and you...smashed hat. Hee hee --
Kent: Hot diggety-dog, we've got him, Mr. Simpson. Now let's -- Mr.
Simpson?
Homer: One hot dog please.

and then there's:
Kent: We've come up with a camera so tiny it fits into this oversized
novelty hat.
[Homer puts it on, and struggles to stand upright]
Now, go get us some incriminating footage, and remember: you have
to get in and out in ten minutes, or you'll suffer permanent neck
damage.
Man: [neck horribly twisted] He's not kidding.

Barney approaches some giant woman-shaped bottles of syrup. "Excuse me,
ma'am," he asks, "Where are the lampshades?" When she doesn't answer,
he rocks the bottle, "Ma'am?" It topples over, spilling syrup out of
her head with a glugging noise. "Oh, I've killed her!" Barney laments,
"It's all happening again!" He runs off crying, straight into a stack
of cranberry juice bottles. They smash to the floor, creating a giant
wave of red. Barney runs away from it as it splashes down the aisle
where Apu and Marge stand. Barney gets swamped, as does another
customer who can't swim. "Help me, help me!" he cries, going under for
the third time, but he reaches out and grabs a floating bottle, and as
he comes up for air, he licks his lips. "Mmm...it's cran-tastic!"


and my favourite:
Comedian: Yo, check this out: black guys drive a car like this.
[Leans back, as though his elbow were on the windowsill]
Do, do, ch. Do-be-do, do-be-do-be-do.
Yeah, but white guys, see, they drive a car like this.
[Hunches forward, talks nasally]
Dee-da-dee, a-dee-da-dee-da-dee-da-dee.
[Audience howls with laughter]
Homer: Ah ha ha, it's true, it's true! We're so lame!

I like the Cranberry part...

I'd say roll the couch gag and we've just about covered that ep