UncleBuck
Aug 29 2006, 03:21 PM
This might work as a good thread. Best words of wisdom you have heard or a quote that you like or just something that strikes you as a good thought... be it funny or sad or something that just makes you think about things
Importance of Women1 It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans & has a job.
2 It's important have a woman who can make you laugh.
3 It's important to have a woman who you can trust and doesn't lie.
4 It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes being with you.
5 It's very, very important that these four bitches don't know each other.
Bobaloo
Aug 29 2006, 03:38 PM
QUOTE(UncleBuck @ Aug 29 2006, 03:21 PM)
This might work as a good thread. Best words of wisdom you have heard or a quote that you like or just something that strikes you as a good thought... be it funny or sad or something that just makes you think about things
Hmm words of wisdom. here's a little ditty I heard just recently
search before you create a new thread!
that and "A bit of advice. Always -- no. Never forget to check your references."
UncleBuck
Aug 29 2006, 04:36 PM
bob my friend with a small penis......I searched but I did not find, thought would be a good thread to start....
"Let thee whom has not sinned cast the first stone"
Gnappster
Aug 29 2006, 05:13 PM
QUOTE(UncleBuck @ Aug 29 2006, 02:36 PM)
bob my friend with a small penis......I searched but I did not find, thought would be a good thread to start....
"Let thee whom has not sinned cast the first stone"
Todd: Got him, Dad!
hott1976
Aug 29 2006, 05:14 PM
my thought of today:
You really like me.... you all really do like me!
Bobaloo
Aug 29 2006, 06:30 PM
QUOTE(UncleBuck @ Aug 29 2006, 04:36 PM)
bob my friend with a small penis......
I searched but I did not find, thought would be a good thread to start...."Let thee whom has not sinned cast the first stone"
UB, I'm sorry. you asked for tidbits and I provided based on a running theme that seems to be the battle cry of this board. I didn't even think of applying my statement to you based on the starting of this thread... but in reading it now, especially after your reply, I can see how that was easily misconstrued.
I think this could be a good thread. I just thought I'd post something that usually sparks a few emotions around here.
I also included a quote from a movie, which, if the reader were not inside my brain, would seem to be connected to the comment about the search thing. Well, that would be wrong. you see, my brain does not usually work in connected thoughts. that quote I posted was completely random from something that popped in my head just as I was writing the post.
Like I said, I can see how my post could easily look like I was giving you a hard time, but trust me I wasn't. I just didn't think before I posted. Sorry about the confusion. Your thread is fine. When the alcohol relieves the frustration from my overworked brain, I will post something a little more coherent... yeah, right.and as far as the small penis comment... allow me to make it known that while my penis may be small to some people's standards, I am known to be a bit girthy. And in any case, with your wife's small hands and tiny mouth, the pictures I took make my penis look huge!!!
Gnappster
Aug 29 2006, 06:35 PM
Space. It seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you.
Gnappster
Aug 29 2006, 06:37 PM
If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and your friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.
Gnappster
Aug 29 2006, 06:42 PM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Aug 29 2006, 04:30 PM)
and as far as the small penis comment... allow me to make it known that while my penis may be small to some people's standards, I am known to be a bit girthy. And in any case, with your wife's small hands and tiny mouth, the pictures I took make my penis look huge!!! wow she must be a midget then...little person...whatever.
UncleBuck
Aug 29 2006, 06:57 PM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Aug 29 2006, 06:30 PM)
UB, I'm sorry. you asked for tidbits and I provided based on a running theme that seems to be the battle cry of this board. I didn't even think of applying my statement to you based on the starting of this thread... but in reading it now, especially after your reply, I can see how that was easily misconstrued.
I think this could be a good thread. I just thought I'd post something that usually sparks a few emotions around here.
I also included a quote from a movie, which, if the reader were not inside my brain, would seem to be connected to the comment about the search thing. Well, that would be wrong. you see, my brain does not usually work in connected thoughts. that quote I posted was completely random from something that popped in my head just as I was writing the post.
Like I said, I can see how my post could easily look like I was giving you a hard time, but trust me I wasn't. I just didn't think before I posted. Sorry about the confusion. Your thread is fine. When the alcohol relieves the frustration from my overworked brain, I will post something a little more coherent... yeah, right.and as far as the small penis comment... allow me to make it known that while my penis may be small to some people's standards, I am known to be a bit girthy. And in any case, with your wife's small hands and tiny mouth, the pictures I took make my penis look huge!!! HE WHO LAUGHS LAST, LAUGHS.....LOUDEST
bondiguy
Aug 30 2006, 02:40 AM
If it brown flush it down, if it's yellow let it mellow
Don't drink and drive; you may accidentaly spill some
When the flag is red, go brown instead
why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly
jrock8
Aug 30 2006, 12:29 PM
Bobaloo
Aug 30 2006, 12:53 PM
Do you know what you get when you cross a pit-bull terrier with a computer?
I don't know either, but when it Megabytes it Megahertz.
UncleBuck
Aug 30 2006, 12:55 PM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Aug 30 2006, 12:53 PM)
Do you know what you get when you cross a pit-bull terrier with a computer?
I don't know either, but when it Megabytes it Megahertz.
That is actauly Megafunny
Lynette
Aug 30 2006, 02:55 PM
"There is nothing to fear, but fear itself."
COMEDYMAN
Aug 30 2006, 07:54 PM
" The answer is ALWAYS NO..... until you ask... "
UncleBuck
Aug 30 2006, 08:08 PM
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Aug 30 2006, 07:54 PM)
" The answer is ALWAYS NO..... until you ask... "
no means maybe, pour me another tequila
bondiguy
Aug 31 2006, 01:28 AM
QUOTE(COMEDYMAN @ Aug 30 2006, 07:54 PM)
" The answer is ALWAYS NO..... until you ask... "
Jesus CM that sounds like the dribble they force feed us on training days in Sales. I hate all that corporate shit haha
Gnappy, Bob, Jrock etc doesn't this thread remind you of when Homer climbs that mountain with those Apple Sauce bars? He meets Ranier in the gym and Ranier says, "Homer, Get on the abdomeniser and I will shout slogans at you"
jrock8
Aug 31 2006, 10:43 AM
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Aug 31 2006, 12:28 AM)
Jesus CM that sounds like the dribble they force feed us on training days in Sales. I hate all that corporate shit haha
Gnappy, Bob, Jrock etc doesn't this thread remind you of when Homer climbs that mountain with those Apple Sauce bars? He meets Ranier in the gym and Ranier says, "Homer, Get on the abdomeniser and I will shout slogans at you"
gym?... what's a gym?... OH... a gym
Gnappster
Aug 31 2006, 11:51 AM
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Aug 31 2006, 08:43 AM)
gym?... what's a gym?... OH... a gym
Homer: Oh Marge, how could you let me let myself go like this?
Marge: Me? I'm not the one who puts butter in your coffee.
Anyway, I saw this one on Happy Gilmore years ago and liked it so much I got the shirt made.
jrock8
Aug 31 2006, 01:01 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Aug 31 2006, 10:51 AM)
Anyway, I saw this one on Happy Gilmore years ago and liked it so much I got the shirt made.
...and then you got someone that doesn't have a big ole' beer gut to wear it
That's two thus far, Shooter.
Oh, you can count. Good for you.
And *you* can count, on *me*, waiting for *you* in the parking lot.
...another classic
Gnappster
Aug 31 2006, 01:13 PM
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Aug 31 2006, 11:01 AM)
...and then you got someone that doesn't have a big ole' beer gut to wear it
beer gut???
I'll have you know it's from whisky and hot wings
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Aug 31 2006, 11:01 AM)
That's two thus far, Shooter.
Oh, you can count. Good for you.
And *you* can count, on *me*, waiting for *you* in the parking lot.
...another classic
closeup
Aug 31 2006, 05:51 PM
Remember; The first step in failing is trying. The lesson is, never try.
The early bird may get the mouse, but it's the second mouse who gets the cheese.
evade20
Aug 31 2006, 06:11 PM
QUOTE(closeup @ Aug 31 2006, 05:51 PM)
Remember; The first step in failing is trying. The lesson is, never try.
The early bird may get the mouse, but it's the second mouse who gets the cheese.
It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument. William G. McAdoo (1863-1941)
And this one is for you, Closeup! "Semper Fi!" Or have you forgotten.
ddd35
Aug 31 2006, 06:54 PM
this was always me my favorite
FUCK YOU , YOU FUCKIN FUCK
closeup
Aug 31 2006, 08:53 PM
QUOTE(evade20 @ Aug 31 2006, 06:11 PM)
It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument. William G. McAdoo (1863-1941)
And this one is for you, Closeup! "Semper Fi!" Or have you forgotten.
I haven't forgotten. Those aren't exactly words of wisdom, they're more like a motto. A better example of Marine Corps advice would be," Lead, follow, or get the fuck out of the way."
bondiguy
Sep 1 2006, 12:35 AM
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Aug 31 2006, 10:43 AM)
gym?... what's a gym?... OH... a gym
Haha that is one of my fav simpsons quotes. I always say Im heading down to the GYM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Aug 31 2006, 11:51 AM)
Homer: Oh Marge, how could you let me let myself go like this?
Marge: Me? I'm not the one who puts butter in your coffee.
Anyway, I saw this one on Happy Gilmore years ago and liked it so much I got the shirt made.
I love when the Dog drags his arse outside! Or when he's eating his Apple Sauce bars and looks at the rest of the family and says, "How can you put that filth into your bodies?"
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Aug 31 2006, 01:01 PM)
...and then you got someone that doesn't have a big ole' beer gut to wear it
That's two thus far, Shooter.
Oh, you can count. Good for you.
And *you* can count, on *me*, waiting for *you* in the parking lot.
...another classic
That guy is a classic!
"Hey, I believe that's Mr Gilmore's"
ddd35
Sep 1 2006, 01:34 PM
a classic
THIS TO SHALL PASS>>>>>>>>
UncleBuck
Sep 1 2006, 02:49 PM
The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
Robert Heinlein, "Job", 1984
UncleBuck
Sep 1 2006, 02:51 PM
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
jrock8
Sep 1 2006, 04:31 PM
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Sep 1 2006, 12:34 PM)
a classic
THIS TO SHALL PASS>>>>>>>>
this too even
bondiguy
Sep 1 2006, 05:49 PM
If you want something in life, you've gotta work really hard for it!
Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers!
UncleBuck
Sep 2 2006, 02:28 PM
A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.
ddd35
Sep 4 2006, 10:36 AM
A friend in need is a friend indeed ,,,,
jlynn
Sep 5 2006, 06:46 PM
Any Chappelle's Show fans?
"Hey hey hey! Smoke weed everyday!"
bondiguy
Sep 6 2006, 01:56 AM
QUOTE(ddd35 @ Sep 4 2006, 10:36 AM)
A friend in need is a friend indeed ,,,,
A friend with weed is better
Gnappster
Sep 6 2006, 11:41 AM
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 5 2006, 11:56 PM)
A friend with weed is better
A friend with breasts and all the rest
jrock8
Sep 6 2006, 01:20 PM
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 6 2006, 12:56 AM)
A friend with weed is better
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 6 2006, 10:41 AM)
A friend with breasts and all the rest
combining those two...
where is wildncrazy anyway?
Lynette
Sep 6 2006, 01:30 PM
Suck a tit...Save a thumb.
ddd35
Sep 6 2006, 01:58 PM
QUOTE(Lynette @ Sep 6 2006, 01:30 PM)
Suck a tit...Save a thumb. I think Big and Rich are working on a song with that title ......
Bobaloo
Sep 6 2006, 09:46 PM
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 1 2006, 05:49 PM)
If you want something in life, you've gotta work really hard for it!
Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers!
I just watched that one last night.
It was funny, but not ha, ha funny!
Bobaloo
Sep 6 2006, 09:47 PM
Making love is what your girlfriend does while I'm fucking her!
Gnappster
Sep 6 2006, 10:13 PM
QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Sep 6 2006, 07:46 PM)
I just watched that one last night.
It was funny, but not ha, ha funny!
spotted
and I am so Krunchy the Klown!
fellatiofiend18
Sep 6 2006, 11:32 PM
"fuck me or fuck off... cus i aint in no kind of mood"
bondiguy
Sep 7 2006, 12:53 AM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 6 2006, 11:41 AM)
A friend with breasts and all the rest
A friend whos dressed in leather
Gnappster
Sep 7 2006, 11:56 AM
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 6 2006, 10:53 PM)
A friend whos dressed in leather
my japanese is better,
and when she's pressed, she will undress,
and then she's boxing clever
jrock8
Sep 7 2006, 03:00 PM
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Sep 6 2006, 11:53 PM)
A friend whos dressed in leather
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 7 2006, 10:56 AM)
my japanese is better,
and when she's pressed, she will undress,
and then she's boxing clever
big surprise here... bondi and gnappy both know the lyrics to a song by the "butthole surfers"
(bob says if you ask naraz nicely, he'll let you in their fanclub)
...i don't care what happens after this... that was a quad burn motherfuckers
closeup
Sep 7 2006, 03:15 PM
"They're three types of people in the world; those who can count and those who can't."
Gnappster
Sep 7 2006, 03:18 PM
QUOTE(jrock8 @ Sep 7 2006, 01:00 PM)
big surprise here... bondi and gnappy both know the lyrics to a song by the "butthole surfers"
(bob says if you ask naraz nicely, he'll let you in their fanclub)
...i don't care what happens after this... that was a quad burn motherfuckers
the song is by placebo, not butthole surfers(unless they covered it at some point).
so I guess your "quad burn"isn't even good for a single.
jrock8
Sep 7 2006, 03:20 PM
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Sep 7 2006, 02:18 PM)
the song is by placebo, not butthole surfers(unless they covered it at some point).
so I guess your "quad burn"isn't even good for a single.
http://www.sinteticor.com/artist_b/butthol...eed_lyrics.html
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