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Boobluver2
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 11 2006, 02:30 AM)
I work for jager here in Australia and the States is the biggest Jager market worldwide... that and I fucking love the stuff!

What do you mean by, "it tastes like Bologna"?
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You lucky dog!

Jager is my liqour of choice, straight up or with Red Bull! I remember spending an afternoon and evening in an airport with some guy that had just come back from Europe with a bottle of Jager that he said had some ingredients in it that weren't allowed to be in the bottles sold in the US (might have been bullshitting me). As it was winter and the snow was flying our flights kept getting delayed and wouldn't you know it just around the time the bottle got empty our flights were ready for take off! Made the flight much smoother! LOL!!

But tastes like bologna? I don't get that at all, and I even had some yesterday afternoon too and I don't see any resemblance to bologna!!

Wonder what she was doing before drinking Jager?
LOL!

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MR_420
it taste like black liqourish and iodine if you ask me. but redbull and it mixed is fucken great. but its a waste unless you mix up lots witht he redbull and make shots out of it as drinking it like a cocktail is only medicore
Gnappster
QUOTE(MR_420 @ Jul 12 2006, 09:02 AM)
it taste like black liqourish and iodine if you ask me. but redbull and it mixed is fucken great. but its a waste unless you mix up lots witht he redbull and make shots out of it as drinking it like a cocktail is only medicore
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black licorice and iodine, ya know as weird as it sounds, that's probably about the best description.
juicyboobs
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 12 2006, 12:07 PM)
black licorice and iodine, ya know as weird as it sounds, that's probably about the best description.
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are you still talking about the bj........you know the taste how????????????????????
Gnappster
QUOTE(juicyboobs @ Jul 12 2006, 03:46 PM)
are you still talking about the bj........you know the taste how????????????????????
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umm, I'm really flexible?



Seriously though, I was talking about Jagermeister dry.gif
natalie
I don't tend to like doggy style much, it doesn't feel that great and if he shifts even a little bit it hurts. I love to 69 over him just going down on me because it turns me on to have hid dick right there to suck and moan on. I can't come from him only going down on me. He usually gets me off first and then I make him lay on his back so he can watch me suck him to climax. Plus I'm a bit of a screamer when I come so his dick serves as a great muffler of sounds so i don't wake the kids. laughing-smiley-017.gif
fellatiofiend18
QUOTE(Boobluver2 @ Jul 12 2006, 10:00 AM)
But tastes like bologna?  I don't get that at all, and I even had some yesterday afternoon too and I don't see any resemblance to bologna!!

Wonder what she was doing before drinking Jager?
LOL!

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HEY! i did say i was the only one in the world who thinks it tastes like bologna so you cant say i didnt! lol
maybe it was just cuz i was chewing gum before my shot and well gum distorts the flavor of things.

also, i do NOT think it tastes like licorice OR someone once told me it tasted like chocolate.... def not! bologna and thats all there is to it! tongue.gif
Cutie_Pie
QUOTE(natalie @ Jul 12 2006, 06:20 PM)
I don't tend to like doggy style much, it doesn't feel that great and if he shifts even a little bit it hurts. I love to 69 over him just going down on me because it turns me on to have hid dick right there to suck and moan on. I can't come from him only going down on me. He usually gets me off first and then I make him lay on his back so he can watch me suck him to climax. Plus I'm a bit of a screamer when I come so his dick serves as a great muffler of sounds so i don't wake the kids. laughing-smiley-017.gif
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I think we are the only two that aren't a fan of doggy, most times it hurts for me too.
bondiguy
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18 @ Jul 12 2006, 04:04 AM)
are you serious? bologna is that sandwich meat product from oscar meyer.... same meat product used to make hotdogs....

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Yes I am serious... never heard of Bologna!

QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 12 2006, 12:07 PM)
black licorice and iodine, ya know as weird as it sounds, that's probably about the best description.
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I don't believe that to be the case because I hate licorice with a passion. It tastes like Dr Pepper that has been thrown out the window of a plane, snowbaorded everest and fucked all the women in Hollywood... without the fizz
Cutie_Pie
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 13 2006, 01:49 AM)
Yes I am serious... never heard of Bologna!
I don't believe that to be the case because I hate licorice with a passion. It tastes like Dr Pepper that has been thrown out the window of a plane, snowbaorded everest and fucked all the women in Hollywood... without the fizz
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I can't believe Aussie's don't have bologna allthough you arent missing anything but fake meat basically. But there is a whole ANTHEM dedicated to Bologna and spelling it out.

Anyway have you had Black Licorice?? It tastes Completely Differant than the Red kind. I like only the Red Vines brand of licorice and only the red kind I can not stand the black kind or Black jelly beans
Gnappster
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 12 2006, 11:49 PM)
Yes I am serious... never heard of Bologna!
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maybe you spell it phonetically in Australia: Boloney. Weird, the more I say it the weirder a word it sounds.....and I'm not even stoned.
Maybe you guys call it chaz-wazzer. unsure.gif

QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 12 2006, 11:49 PM)
It tastes like Dr Pepper that has been thrown out the window of a plane, snowbaorded everest and fucked all the women in Hollywood... without the fizz
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I gotta remember that one!

QUOTE(Cutie_Pie @ Jul 13 2006, 01:00 AM)
Anyway have you had Black Licorice?? It tastes Completely Differant than the Red kind. I like only the Red Vines brand of licorice and only the red kind I can not stand the black kind or Black jelly beans
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Actually, red licorice isn't licorice at all but strawberry or cherry cnady sticks or twists. People often generalize it to be licorice too because of it's similar physical appearance, but black licorice is the only true licorice.

And that is allŪ

Back to sex talk.
fellatiofiend18
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 13 2006, 12:06 PM)
maybe you spell it phonetically in Australia: Boloney. Weird, the more I say it the weirder a word it sounds.....and I'm not even stoned.
Maybe you guys call it chaz-wazzer.  confused-smiley-013.gif
I gotta remember that one!
Actually, red licorice isn't licorice at all but strawberry or cherry cnady sticks or twists. People often generalize it to be licorice too because of it's similar physical appearance, but black licorice is the only true licorice.

And that is allŪ

Back to sex talk.
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HAHAHAHA!!! you are sooo correct about the red licorice thing.

anyways, great bologna picture! maybe now bondi will see what im talkin bout. tongue.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(fellatiofiend18 @ Jul 13 2006, 10:47 AM)
HAHAHAHA!!! you are sooo correct about the red licorice thing.

anyways, great bologna picture! maybe now bondi will see what im talkin bout.  tongue.gif
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perhaps, but I don't think he(or anyone else) will see its realtionship with jager.
Cutie_Pie
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 13 2006, 12:06 PM)
maybe you spell it phonetically in Australia: Boloney. Weird, the more I say it the weirder a word it sounds.....and I'm not even stoned.
Maybe you guys call it chaz-wazzer.  unsure.gif
I gotta remember that one!
Actually, red licorice isn't licorice at all but strawberry or cherry cnady sticks or twists. People often generalize it to be licorice too because of it's similar physical appearance, but black licorice is the only true licorice.

And that is allŪ

Back to sex talk.
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Wow I didn't know that Gnappy good to know I always grew up with there being Red and Black Licorice.

Well that explains why one is good and the other is dreadful food-smiley-004.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(Cutie_Pie @ Jul 13 2006, 11:17 AM)
Wow I didn't know that Gnappy good to know I always grew up with there being Red and Black Licorice.

Well that explains why one is good and the other is dreadful food-smiley-004.gif
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yeah I still call it that too. but I think black licorice rocks! I like those licorice pipes and cigars even better.

just like I say I jerk off with Vaseline and Kleenex, when it's really just generic brand petroleum jelly and tissue. blink.gif
boanna
QUOTE(natalie @ Jul 12 2006, 04:20 PM)
I don't tend to like doggy style much, it doesn't feel that great and if he shifts even a little bit it hurts. I love to 69 over him just going down on me because it turns me on to have hid dick right there to suck and moan on. I can't come from him only going down on me. He usually gets me off first and then I make him lay on his back so he can watch me suck him to climax. Plus I'm a bit of a screamer when I come so his dick serves as a great muffler of sounds so i don't wake the kids. laughing-smiley-017.gif
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great to see u again natalie!
about the doggie style....maybe u need to do it with a woman....maybe this woman...how bout it? lets do lunch!
Assfucker
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 13 2006, 01:25 PM)

just like I say I jerk off with Vaseline and Kleenex, when it's really just generic brand petroleum jelly and tissue.  blink.gif
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Gnappster
QUOTE(boanna @ Jul 13 2006, 11:28 AM)
great to see u again natalie!
about the doggie style....maybe u need to do it with a woman....maybe this woman...how bout it?  lets do lunch!
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Cutie_Pie
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 13 2006, 01:25 PM)
yeah I still call it that too. but I think black licorice rocks! I like those licorice pipes and cigars even better.

just like I say I jerk off with Vaseline and Kleenex, when it's really just generic brand petroleum jelly and tissue.  blink.gif
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You know it seems like Men and boys prefer the black one a lot more it was that way growing up too the boys would like the black licorice and jelly beans.


Your post about the cigars made me think of how as a child we always bought the fake ciggerate sp? candy and how the ice cream man even had the one that you could make it blow smoke well powder but to immitate.

Than they wonder why so many in my generation grew up being smokers. I don't know how Canada is about smoking but there is NO WAY they would allow candy ciggerates here again.
boanna
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jul 13 2006, 11:29 AM)
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gggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrr

ok, i have reached goddess state now. go ahead and stop using my quotes as your signature. if you're gonna use them, at least use the ones that are worthwhile, like...

my ass is hungry for your cock

ass, the other vagina!
boanna
QUOTE(Cutie_Pie @ Jul 13 2006, 11:40 AM)
You know it seems like Men and boys prefer the black one a lot more it was that way growing up too the boys would like the black licorice and jelly beans.
Your post about the cigars made me think of how as a child we always bought the fake ciggerate sp? candy and how the ice cream man even had the one that you could make it blow smoke well powder but to immitate.

Than they wonder why so many in my generation grew up being smokers. I don't know how Canada is about smoking but there is NO WAY they would allow candy ciggerates here again.
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only a few things in this world bring instant dry heaving to me: the taste of black licorice, jelly beans and undercooked okra. i am sure before the day is over, someone will mention how they had sex with undercooked okra, just to piss me off!

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boanna
QUOTE(Cutie_Pie @ Jul 12 2006, 07:59 PM)
I think we are the only two that aren't a fan of doggy, most times it hurts for me too.
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u two need to change the dog then!!!

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Gnappster
QUOTE(Cutie_Pie @ Jul 13 2006, 11:40 AM)
You know it seems like Men and boys prefer the black one a lot more it was that way growing up too the boys would like the black licorice and jelly beans.
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Honest to God, my boss just walked in and handed me 2 "red licorice".
I said thatnks for the red candy twists.
He looked at me like I was retarded.

QUOTE(Cutie_Pie @ Jul 13 2006, 11:40 AM)
Than they wonder why so many in my generation grew up being smokers. I don't know how Canada is about smoking but there is NO WAY they would allow candy ciggerates here again.
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Oh we don't have those in Canada anymore!
We just have medicinal marijuana joint candy sticks grinning-smiley-003.gif
Plus charging 10 bucks a pack for smokes has deterred a lot from smoking here.

QUOTE(boanna @ Jul 13 2006, 11:50 AM)
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only a few things in this world bring instant dry heaving to me:  the taste of black licorice, jelly beans and undercooked okra.    i am sure before the day is over, someone will mention how they had sex with undercooked okra, just to piss me off!

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I'll let someone else piss you off today. sad.gif
natalie
QUOTE(boanna @ Jul 13 2006, 01:28 PM)
great to see u again natalie!
about the doggie style....maybe u need to do it with a woman....maybe this woman...how bout it?  lets do lunch!
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Well I am hungry. smilio09.gif I was thinking of inviting the girl hubby did from his work over to play. Mostly I just want to do her. Funny, I don't care much for the thought of another girl doing much but kissing me. I on the other hand find doing the girl and making her cum the most arousing. I did that once to the very girl I want to invite over. We were all in bed, just waking up from a sexy night sleep. She was lying beside me so I started kissing her and stroking up and down her body. I could tell she was liking that so i started to rub her boobs and every now and then suck the nipple. I wanted to get her off so bad. I'd never made a woman cum before and the thought had ma horny. I started rubbing her kitty and then slowly inserted two fingers. She was moaning while I had my mouth by her ear telling her I wanted her to cum for me. I repated it over and over as her breath quickened and before I knew it her hips tightned and her muscles spasmed. I was a little disappointed that she didn't make much noise but it was still ultra hot. She has told my hubby a few times that she stills owes me. grinning-smiley-003.gif
Gnappster
QUOTE(natalie @ Jul 13 2006, 01:20 PM)
Well I am hungry. smilio09.gif  I was thinking of inviting the girl hubby did from his work over to play. Mostly I just want to do her. Funny, I don't care much for the thought of another girl doing much but kissing me. I on the other hand find doing the girl and making her cum the most arousing. I did that once to the very girl I want to invite over. We were all in bed, just waking up from a sexy night sleep. She was lying beside me so I started kissing her and stroking up and down her body. I could tell she was liking that so i started to rub her boobs and every now and then suck the nipple. I wanted to get her off so bad. I'd never made a woman cum before and the thought had ma horny. I started rubbing her kitty and then slowly inserted two fingers. She was moaning while I had my mouth by her ear telling her I wanted her to cum for me. I repated it over and over as her breath quickened and before I knew it her hips tightned and her muscles spasmed. I was a little disappointed that she didn't make much noise but it was still ultra hot. She has told my hubby a few times that she stills owes me. grinning-smiley-003.gif
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And that is allŪ
Cutie_Pie
QUOTE(natalie @ Jul 13 2006, 03:20 PM)
Well I am hungry. smilio09.gif  I was thinking of inviting the girl hubby did from his work over to play. Mostly I just want to do her. Funny, I don't care much for the thought of another girl doing much but kissing me. I on the other hand find doing the girl and making her cum the most arousing. I did that once to the very girl I want to invite over. We were all in bed, just waking up from a sexy night sleep. She was lying beside me so I started kissing her and stroking up and down her body. I could tell she was liking that so i started to rub her boobs and every now and then suck the nipple. I wanted to get her off so bad. I'd never made a woman cum before and the thought had ma horny. I started rubbing her kitty and then slowly inserted two fingers. She was moaning while I had my mouth by her ear telling her I wanted her to cum for me. I repated it over and over as her breath quickened and before I knew it her hips tightned and her muscles spasmed. I was a little disappointed that she didn't make much noise but it was still ultra hot. She has told my hubby a few times that she stills owes me. grinning-smiley-003.gif
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WOW
bondiguy
QUOTE(Cutie_Pie @ Jul 13 2006, 03:00 AM)
I can't believe Aussie's don't have bologna allthough you arent missing anything but fake meat basically. But there is a whole ANTHEM dedicated to Bologna and spelling it out.

Anyway have you had Black Licorice?? It tastes Completely Differant than the Red kind. I like only the Red Vines brand of licorice and only the red kind I can not stand the black kind or Black jelly beans
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Ok firstly thanks to Gnappy I now know what Bologna is but we still dont have it in Australia at all. Perhaps the spelling threw me off! It looks disgusting and I wouldn't eat it in a million years!

I only knew of black licorice, red isn't licorice at all. Yes I hate the black Licorice but I love Jager, therefore I think they taste nothing alike.

Ganppy glad you liked my description of jager!
Cutie_Pie
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 14 2006, 01:26 AM)
Ok firstly thanks to Gnappy I now know what Bologna is but we still dont have it in Australia at all. Perhaps the spelling threw me off! It looks disgusting and I wouldn't eat it in a million years!

I only knew of black licorice, red isn't licorice at all. Yes I hate the black Licorice but I love Jager, therefore I think they taste nothing alike.

Ganppy glad you liked my description of jager!
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You aren't missing much kids seem to like it and yeah Gnappy brokedown the licorice myth. We always grew up with it being red and black kind I didn't know until Gnappy's post that Red isn't real licorice. While I hate the black kind I love the fake red kind.


Bologna is BASICALLY a rolled out hot dog. Just the plain ole regular hot dogs it is usually eaten cold as a sandwich.
bondiguy
What you call Hot Dogs in Australia we just call Frankfurts, a Frankfurt only becomes a Hot Dog when it is placed into a bun, and covered with cheese, mustard, sauce (ketchup) etc

Judging from what I can see our frankfurts/hot dogs must taste VERY different to your stuff blink.gif
paybarraman
So....would you say that you have a lot of experience dining on Australian "frankfurts"? tongue.gif
Assfucker
QUOTE(natalie @ Jul 13 2006, 03:20 PM)
Well I am hungry. smilio09.gif  I was thinking of inviting the girl hubby did from his work over to play. Mostly I just want to do her. Funny, I don't care much for the thought of another girl doing much but kissing me. I on the other hand find doing the girl and making her cum the most arousing. I did that once to the very girl I want to invite over. We were all in bed, just waking up from a sexy night sleep. She was lying beside me so I started kissing her and stroking up and down her body. I could tell she was liking that so i started to rub her boobs and every now and then suck the nipple. I wanted to get her off so bad. I'd never made a woman cum before and the thought had ma horny. I started rubbing her kitty and then slowly inserted two fingers. She was moaning while I had my mouth by her ear telling her I wanted her to cum for me. I repated it over and over as her breath quickened and before I knew it her hips tightned and her muscles spasmed. I was a little disappointed that she didn't make much noise but it was still ultra hot. She has told my hubby a few times that she stills owes me. grinning-smiley-003.gif
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Gnappster
QUOTE(paybarraman @ Jul 14 2006, 04:56 AM)
So....would you say that you have a lot of experience dining on Australian "frankfurts"?    tongue.gif
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Hey-Oh!
bondiguy
QUOTE(paybarraman @ Jul 14 2006, 06:56 AM)
So....would you say that you have a lot of experience dining on Australian "frankfurts"?    tongue.gif
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Yeah but unlike Americans I let them no where near my Buns laughing-smiley-017.gif
Cutie_Pie
QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jul 14 2006, 07:27 PM)
Yeah but unlike Americans I let them no where near my Buns laughing-smiley-017.gif
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bondiguy
SOMEONE finds me funny grinning-smiley-003.gif
wild n crazy
although 69 is good, its doggy all the way
bondiguy
QUOTE(wild n crazy @ Jul 26 2006, 04:54 AM)
although 69 is good, its doggy all the way
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Gnappster
QUOTE(wild n crazy @ Jul 26 2006, 02:54 AM)
although 69 is good, its doggy all the way
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Prove it!
bondiguy
QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jul 26 2006, 01:34 PM)
Prove it!
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agreed grinning-smiley-003.gif
questionjl
It's hard to tell, I enjoy both. With 69 I get a mouthful of cum and doggy my pussy gets filled
Melongirl1990
QUOTE(Assfucker @ Jul 7 2006, 08:12 AM)
Butt I don't care how yer sucking my melonpoker, I love to have all that access to your ass and sweet pussy, all you have to do is breath on it and I'll be fine smilio09.gif
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Mmm my kind of man lol
billyb
I prefer a 69 then doggy! Of course if I cum hard enough during the 69 then we may never get to do the doggy thing!
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