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post Apr 12 2006, 02:46 PM
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The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle,
Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At
the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. "Since you've
been such a good man and your motorcycles have
changed the world, your reward is, you can hang
out with anyone you want to in heaven."
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then
said, "I want to hang out with God."
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and
introduced him to God.
God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so
you were the one who invented the
Harley-Davidson motorcycle?"
Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me...."
God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in
inventing something that's pretty unstable,
makes noise and pollution and can't run without
a road?"
Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally
spoke, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?"

God said, " Ah, yes."
"Well ," said Arthur, "professional to
professional, you have some major design flaws
in your invention:


1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion



2. It chatters constantly at high speeds


3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble too much


4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust


5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!


"Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,"
replied God, "hold on."

God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed
in a few words and waited for the results. The
computer printed out a slip of paper and God
read it.

"Well, it may be true that my invention is
flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to
these numbers, more men are riding my invention
than yours.


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foxy lady   Jokes   Apr 12 2006, 02:46 PM
evade20   The Center for Disease Control has issued a warnin...   May 31 2006, 10:11 AM
evade20   Subject: COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABB...   May 31 2006, 10:15 AM
evade20   Women in heaven 1st woman: Hi! My name is...   May 31 2006, 10:23 AM
foxy lady   Absolutely hilarious :roflmao:   May 31 2006, 11:37 AM
Bobaloo   A high school English teacher reminds her class of...   May 31 2006, 12:31 PM
foxy lady   :whatever: :lol:   May 31 2006, 01:11 PM
foxy lady   [size=7]No Specka de English[/b] The bus stops an...   May 31 2006, 12:52 PM
evade20   :roflmao: :roflmao:   May 31 2006, 12:54 PM
evade20   BRITS REVOKE USA INDEPENDENCE (A Message from J...   May 31 2006, 04:02 PM
foxy lady   Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the ur...   May 31 2006, 09:46 PM
evade20   :ph34r: :lol: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: ...   May 31 2006, 09:54 PM
evade20   I've passed this joke on to several people. ...   Jun 10 2006, 09:54 AM
foxy lady   I'm glad you liked the joke :lol: But now...   Jun 10 2006, 04:30 PM
evade20   I'd have to use body braille to fined out...   Jun 10 2006, 06:54 PM
evade20   http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/uploads/post-1068...   Jun 2 2006, 10:29 AM
foxy lady   Debatable but funny :nahnah:   Jun 2 2006, 10:32 AM
evade20   ooooo Maybe Kathleen is trying to develop a th...   Jun 2 2006, 10:36 AM
evade20   Robot Bartender A man walks into a bar a...   Jun 6 2006, 10:01 PM
foxy lady   :lol:   Jun 7 2006, 08:31 AM
Bobaloo   A knight and his men return to their castle after ...   Jun 7 2006, 05:54 PM
evade20   Sometimes this is true even on this board:http://w...   Jun 9 2006, 11:36 PM
foxy lady   :roflmao: That is just freaking hilarious.......   Jun 9 2006, 11:46 PM
evade20   A .gif is worth a thousand words. :lol: :lol: ...   Jun 10 2006, 12:00 AM
Bobaloo   You mean, it's the .gif that keeps of .gifing   Jun 10 2006, 09:37 AM
foxy lady   A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand ...   Jun 12 2006, 11:42 AM
ndboxer   :P :lol: :lol:   Jun 13 2006, 10:46 AM
Bobaloo   Great joke, Foxy!!! here's my jok...   Jun 14 2006, 09:30 AM
foxy lady   Ouch :lol:   Jun 14 2006, 09:33 AM
belicked6924   Jokes are so much funnier when they're from p...   Jun 14 2006, 07:31 PM
evade20   Closeup's stick figure experience....That...   Jun 15 2006, 07:44 AM
Bobaloo   A construction worker was whistling and verbally h...   Jun 15 2006, 02:38 PM
ndboxer   How did gnappy get past security anyways?? :huh...   Jun 14 2006, 12:42 PM
foxy lady   Unlucky Flea One winter year, these two little fl...   Jun 14 2006, 01:27 PM
evade20   :puke: :o   Jun 14 2006, 04:40 PM
foxy lady   Only I Can Have This! An 8 year old boy walks ...   Jun 16 2006, 04:21 PM
evade20   OOOOO! Foxy, Your so hot.... :roflmao: :rofl...   Jun 16 2006, 04:43 PM
foxy lady   NEWFIE IN THE MORGUE Clyde the Newfie died ...   Jun 19 2006, 10:41 PM
foxy lady   Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this gu...   Jun 22 2006, 11:47 AM
evade20   :ph34r: :puke: :puke: :ph34r: :roflmao:   Jun 22 2006, 12:31 PM
Bobaloo   that is absolutely disgusting yet twice as funny...   Jun 22 2006, 03:51 PM
foxy lady   I thought so too :lol:   Jun 22 2006, 04:02 PM
evade20   Must be one of those Nurse Jokes. My sister w...   Jun 22 2006, 07:52 PM
Gnappster   bastard! :roflmao:   Jun 22 2006, 04:04 PM
evade20   Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sig...   Jun 23 2006, 10:29 PM
foxy lady   Now that is funny :roflmao:   Jun 23 2006, 11:39 PM
evade20   Which one? :lol: :lol:   Jun 23 2006, 11:49 PM
foxy lady   The hubby giving himself away :P   Jun 24 2006, 01:58 PM
foxy lady   [b]Take Your Choice [/size] A husband, one bright ...   Jun 26 2006, 09:46 AM
evade20   :puke: http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/uploads/p...   Jun 26 2006, 10:42 AM
Bobaloo   Some bitches never learn!   Jun 26 2006, 01:26 PM
evade20   Off with his head!   Jun 26 2006, 03:02 PM
evade20   http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/uploads/post-1165...   Jun 27 2006, 10:39 AM
foxy lady   Math Lesson -------------------------------------...   Jun 27 2006, 12:20 PM
evade20   :roflmao: :roflmao:   Jun 27 2006, 02:45 PM
ndboxer   :lol: :lol:   Jun 27 2006, 01:16 PM
evade20   :) A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and order...   Jun 28 2006, 06:37 AM
foxy lady   :roflmao:   Jun 30 2006, 04:56 PM
evade20   A white missionary was spreading the gospel to t...   Jul 10 2006, 12:30 PM
foxy lady   Now that's compromising for ya :lol:   Jul 10 2006, 02:43 PM
evade20   Canary Wharf, An American walking through the str...   Jul 10 2006, 03:43 PM
evade20   Paradise: A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are ...   Jul 11 2006, 12:59 PM
morpheusone   that's a funny one :P   Jul 11 2006, 04:03 PM
Christof   Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily ...   Jul 11 2006, 04:22 PM
closeup8   A big burly biker walks into a bar and sits on an ...   Jul 11 2006, 04:32 PM
chelsey   A company was looking to hire someone for an impor...   Jul 12 2006, 02:20 PM
evade20   :lol:   Jul 12 2006, 03:40 PM
chelsey   so would ya turn'er or nail'er huh? :r...   Jul 13 2006, 02:36 PM
evade20   Ya mean I have to choose? I can't just tur...   Jul 13 2006, 03:43 PM
foxy lady   That's funny chelsey :roflmao:   Jul 12 2006, 04:35 PM
evade20   A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of...   Jul 13 2006, 03:57 PM
chelsey   :roflmao: :roflmao:   Jul 13 2006, 04:27 PM
evade20   Might be a repeat... :unsure:   Jul 13 2006, 09:02 PM
rdmoscow1808   Awoman went into a sports store to buy a fishing p...   Jul 13 2006, 09:15 PM
evade20   :puke: :roflmao:   Jul 13 2006, 10:03 PM
evade20   What, Is everyone out of jokes? :unsure:   Jul 16 2006, 04:59 PM
evade20   Three men are walking down the country lane one da...   Jul 17 2006, 09:06 AM
Bobaloo   10 THINGS NOT TO SAY TO YOUR PREGNANT WIFE 10. No...   Jul 17 2006, 11:21 AM
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rdmoscow1808   n the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of wh...   Jul 19 2006, 09:28 AM
evade20   [size=14]?[/b] Er, Dude....Perhaps this joke is ...   Jul 24 2006, 01:24 PM
closeup   A man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. He too...   Jul 23 2006, 10:17 PM
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evade20   :blink: :P   Jul 27 2006, 07:58 AM
evade20   :unsure:   Jul 27 2006, 01:14 PM
damnyankee   Here is a blonde joke for yall: :roflmao: A...   Jul 27 2006, 08:50 PM
evade20   :lol: :lol: Cute.   Jul 27 2006, 09:00 PM
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evade20   :niceones: :niceones:   Jul 27 2006, 09:06 PM
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johnny wadd   Seems like this could actually happen.   Jul 27 2006, 09:32 PM
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damnyankee   good one. :2thumbsup:   Aug 1 2006, 08:31 PM
evade20   http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/uploads/post-151...   Aug 1 2006, 09:13 PM
evade20   http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/uploads/post-1429...   Aug 1 2006, 12:26 PM
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belicked6924   After careful scrutiny, the administration of a lo...   Aug 2 2006, 08:04 PM
evade20   :lol:   Aug 2 2006, 08:06 PM
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