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 Bondiguy, Man from Down Under
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 Aug 1 2005, 01:41 AM
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I don't suffer FOOLS
Group: Members
Posts: 16,794
Joined: 2-May 05
From: Sydney, New South Wales
Member No.: 7,542
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Ok, first thing is first... this isn't a personal ad from some shy loser looking for a shag! I have a long term girlfriend so I come here to RMM purely for the breasts and the wacky conversation! Like I said I am from Sydney's east right on the beach. I am 23 years old. I work for a major alcohol company in Sales and I have been doing that for a few years now. I am a sporty guy and I love Football, Soccer and Cricket, of which many of you wouldn't have a clue about. I also love to surf, as many Aussies who live by the beach do. I also visit the gym regularly as it isn't great to show up at the beach with a spare tyre around your waist! I play the guitar and I am starting up a band here but there are no plans for some sort of rock revolution but if it happened it would be way cool! I am very artistic in that I love most things art. I write alot, in different styles, and I just basically dig anything with expression. I love having a beer with my mates and just basically having a good time and enjoying life! I have loved making new friends on RMM as I originally thought it was just a good site to see some great tits and thats it. But the guys here... and more importantly the girls, are great people! If anyone wants to know anymore just reply. I am happy to answer (or more than likely dispell) any rumours/myths you have heard about Australia! No... I dont have a pet Kangaroo! 
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Bondi Approved ™I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck.
I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.
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 bondiguy Bondiguy Aug 1 2005, 01:41 AM hott1976 Hi Honey Bunny! How are things over there? :... Sep 12 2006, 12:42 PM bondiguy
Damn u stole my Guy Incognito line :P
Oh ... Sep 13 2006, 04:11 AM  Gnappster
oooh, can I borrow that line?
you are my hero. Sep 13 2006, 09:39 AM Bobaloo
That line is AWESOME!!! I tried it a... Sep 13 2006, 09:43 AM Gnappster
wow, that's happened to you too! Sep 13 2006, 10:04 AM Bobaloo
All the time. Apparently chicks love giving me f... Sep 13 2006, 10:52 AM Gnappster
Well I'm not quite that lucky. It was a wine... Sep 13 2006, 11:07 AM Bobaloo
I have that same effect on women most times. Lat... Sep 13 2006, 11:47 AM natalie
That totally reminded of 40 year old virgin ... Sep 15 2006, 09:09 PM jrock8 wow... you two are like hot_mama and clincar... ju... Sep 13 2006, 03:29 PM Gnappster
you don't think much of me, do you boy? Sep 13 2006, 03:46 PM Bobaloo
No, sir. :thumbup: Just saw that one last week. Sep 13 2006, 04:12 PM bondiguy
Feel free to use it...
and thank you.. I do my ... Sep 14 2006, 05:14 AM bondiguy Well doesn't it suck when no one visits your 4... Sep 15 2006, 01:20 AM fellatiofiend18 actually that is really wierd that you mention Sil... Sep 15 2006, 02:59 AM bondiguy
What CD was the one you used to listen to? They ... Sep 15 2006, 03:26 AM Gnappster
I haven't heard any new Silverchair stuff. A... Sep 15 2006, 11:48 AM bondiguy
Daniel Johns (Lead singer/songwriter) is a music... Sep 15 2006, 05:19 PM Gnappster
But not as good as Britney Spears though right? Sep 15 2006, 05:32 PM Bobaloo
now that bitch sure knows how to plant a seed. Sep 15 2006, 05:34 PM bondiguy
lets not go crazy... did you see the film clip t... Sep 15 2006, 05:35 PM penelope [attachmentid=28268] Sep 15 2006, 05:52 PM Bobaloo
that pic and pen's presence in this thread = ... Sep 15 2006, 05:56 PM bondiguy
WOW... a female has enetered my 411... and she i... Sep 15 2006, 05:57 PM penelope
Is it approved?. Sep 15 2006, 06:01 PM Gnappster
Post some more pics and he'll tell you ;) Sep 15 2006, 06:05 PM penelope
:) Sep 15 2006, 06:06 PM bondiguy
not only that, it's Bondi Approved (tm)
:... Sep 15 2006, 06:07 PM penelope
And there I was thinking you didnt like them :( Sep 15 2006, 06:12 PM bondiguy
Big, round, perky, sitting on a hot body.... tic... Sep 15 2006, 06:14 PM penelope
:) Sep 15 2006, 06:18 PM bondiguy
Now reward my kind words with another great pic ... Sep 15 2006, 06:22 PM Bobaloo
I hope it works!!! :2thumbsup: Sep 15 2006, 06:30 PM bondiguy
no luck as yet :bang: Sep 15 2006, 06:36 PM Bobaloo
D'oh!!!
Maybe it would have wo... Sep 15 2006, 06:36 PM bondiguy
Oh no, you're dillusional!
Anyway fucke... Sep 15 2006, 06:41 PM Bobaloo
right back attcha. well, except for the amd part... Sep 15 2006, 06:43 PM Gnappster
you take the board with you? that's dedicati... Sep 15 2006, 06:45 PM Bobaloo
whoa! how you gonna get through the weekend ... Sep 15 2006, 06:48 PM bondiguy
So you'll be drinking beer :P
How else w... Sep 15 2006, 06:51 PM Bobaloo
of course. and the delusional part, too, don... Sep 15 2006, 06:57 PM Gnappster
it's not light beer or anything :P
I was ... Sep 15 2006, 07:06 PM Bobaloo
Oh, no, I get it. It's very clever. how is ... Sep 15 2006, 07:10 PM bondiguy
Nice work :thumbup:
Now a question of ettiq... Sep 15 2006, 10:04 PM Bobaloo
I love that part. I laughed my ass off when he s... Sep 16 2006, 10:17 AM bondiguy
And then you try and do the side thing where you... Sep 16 2006, 07:31 PM Gnappster
<_<
done and done...and I mean DONE... Sep 16 2006, 12:50 AM Bobaloo
if I have to hear one more time about your goat-f... Sep 16 2006, 10:17 AM fellatiofiend18 i totally almost thought you were about to say you... Sep 17 2006, 04:28 AM bondiguy
I call those times Mornings Sep 18 2006, 01:39 AM bondiguy Well people, just to let you know, as many of you ... Sep 19 2006, 02:02 AM Gnappster
:fuckoff:
We are in the midst of fall. And to b... Sep 19 2006, 12:36 PM bondiguy
Ahhh alcohol, the cause of and solution to all o... Sep 19 2006, 11:59 PM closeup WTF, you start posting but your name isn't lis... Sep 21 2006, 01:01 AM bondiguy
Be careful what you wish for :P
I am visible, ... Sep 21 2006, 01:10 AM Bobaloo
for the record, I expose myself at every opportun... Sep 21 2006, 09:58 AM closeup
I heard you were going to retire but decided to s... Sep 21 2006, 10:32 AM Bobaloo
there was this one time I went to see my psycholo... Sep 21 2006, 03:52 PM closeup
And she has excellent eyesight. Sep 21 2006, 03:56 PM Gnappster
I've heard that one before but I still had t... Sep 21 2006, 04:44 PM Bobaloo
Understandable. I can come pretty fast.
wait ... Sep 21 2006, 04:57 PM Gnappster
you just sunk the ship and took me down with you... Sep 21 2006, 05:04 PM Bobaloo
Haha!! sorry 'bout that.
You commen... Sep 21 2006, 05:42 PM Gnappster
correct, it's the one with Homer as King Kon... Sep 21 2006, 06:01 PM Bobaloo
Yes. that's it. I love how he just eats peop... Sep 21 2006, 06:13 PM Gnappster
yeah i saw that other thread :fuckoff:
but I ... Sep 21 2006, 06:21 PM Bobaloo
Okay. I posted something here but it was stupid. ... Sep 21 2006, 06:35 PM Gnappster
hahaha, isn't that the one where marge parti... Sep 21 2006, 06:37 PM Bobaloo
You're good. i found it cuz I was looking fo... Sep 21 2006, 06:39 PM Gnappster
yeah but when he is visible all the chicks leave... Sep 21 2006, 11:41 AM fellatiofiend18
ok Homer, thanks for the insight <_< Sep 21 2006, 02:55 AM bondiguy
Well Spotted FF :thumbup: Sep 21 2006, 03:08 AM bondiguy
You sunk my battleship!
One of the funnie... Sep 22 2006, 12:36 AM Bobaloo
I know. My way was quicker for me. I was just l... Sep 22 2006, 09:46 AM Bobaloo Hey there brother!
Today is friday and I trie... Sep 22 2006, 06:32 PM bondiguy
Yeah our days are getting longer and I slept in ... Sep 22 2006, 06:36 PM Bobaloo
Good one. I have used that line quite a bit myse... Sep 23 2006, 09:37 AM bondiguy
:thumbup:
btw i am dreadfully sick with a col... Sep 25 2006, 01:47 AM Bobaloo
I was going to post the pic of marge when she was... Sep 25 2006, 11:20 AM Gnappster
:thumbup:
http://www.homerize.com/_framegrabs/... Sep 25 2006, 12:04 PM Gnappster
you can never go wrong with these classics! Sep 25 2006, 12:00 PM bondiguy
It was the Mindy Simmons episode :thumbup:
T... Sep 27 2006, 01:11 AM Gnappster
good choice. the other one is so tacky. :rolley... Sep 27 2006, 11:16 AM Bobaloo
I kinda liked the one on the left. But no one ev... Sep 27 2006, 11:31 AM bondiguy
Yeah I wouldn't be caught dead in anything t... Sep 28 2006, 03:54 AM fellatiofiend18
fat chicks need love too....
ask gnappy, he ca... Sep 28 2006, 04:17 AM bondiguy
and Naraz calls it a dream Sep 28 2006, 07:25 AM Bobaloo
haha, chubby chasing. that's a good one.
... Sep 28 2006, 09:39 AM Gnappster
I hear shotgun pete's charges 50 bucks for a... Sep 28 2006, 12:11 PM Gnappster
hahaha, that's a good. :lol:
jork's a c... Sep 28 2006, 12:15 PM fellatiofiend18
hmmm noted. and i think youve got somethin there.... Sep 28 2006, 07:40 PM bondiguy
How did you find out where I was getting married... Sep 29 2006, 02:48 AM bondiguy Well board whores I am out for the weekend! It... Sep 29 2006, 08:14 PM Gnappster
GAVE? luck SOB
tonight I'm drinking lucky la... Sep 29 2006, 11:47 PM Bobaloo
Lucky Lager??? isnt' that the stuff that caus... Sep 30 2006, 10:16 AM Gnappster
yeah, I picked it up in Spittle County. Sep 30 2006, 01:19 PM Bobaloo
hey you, let's fight! :2gunsfiring: Oct 1 2006, 02:51 PM Gnappster
them's fightin words! Oct 1 2006, 03:47 PM bondiguy
Yeah for helping him out with a last minyte orde... Oct 3 2006, 04:45 AM
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