Ok, first thing is first... this isn't a personal ad from some shy loser looking for a shag! I have a long term girlfriend so I come here to RMM purely for the breasts and the wacky conversation!

Like I said I am from Sydney's east right on the beach. I am 23 years old. I work for a major alcohol company in Sales and I have been doing that for a few years now.

I am a sporty guy and I love Football, Soccer and Cricket, of which many of you wouldn't have a clue about. I also love to surf, as many Aussies who live by the beach do. I also visit the gym regularly as it isn't great to show up at the beach with a spare tyre around your waist!

I play the guitar and I am starting up a band here but there are no plans for some sort of rock revolution but if it happened it would be way cool! I am very artistic in that I love most things art. I write alot, in different styles, and I just basically dig anything with expression.

I love having a beer with my mates and just basically having a good time and enjoying life!

I have loved making new friends on RMM as I originally thought it was just a good site to see some great tits and thats it. But the guys here... and more importantly the girls, are great people!

If anyone wants to know anymore just reply. I am happy to answer (or more than likely dispell) any rumours/myths you have heard about Australia! No... I dont have a pet Kangaroo!

OK, I think it is safe to say that you have a dream job! cool shit indeed!

And you'd be surprised with us North Americans. I know quite a bit about cricket. They kept me up half the night with their infernal chirping.

Hi Bondiguy!! You must look like a real jock! All that sport!
Does you're girlfriend post on RMM?

Ah there is the Gnappster humour I have come to know and love haha! Not the most intelligent but always wellt timed and delivered perfectly! haha

I dont like to consider myself as a "Jock" as they are always portrayed to be absolute idiots, and it isn't a term we use here in Aus, but yes, I do try to look after myself physically.

My GF doesn't post on RMM, she is far more reserved.

but i am reserved too

I know quite a few people that have lived and/or visited in Austrailia and they've always had good things to say about the place. I do know the surf is good and that is important as I also like to surf when in the proper local/island, etc.

I also have heard the Aussie women are hot. How about getting some of them to post!

Take care and have a good one!

i'm glad you enyoyed it, even though it reaks of cheesiness lol.

I think you have come out of your shell though havent you Juicy? haha

My GF is even more reserved than that!

Hey I know I am bias but I dont think I'd live anywhere else in the world. The weather is great, the women are stunning, the beach/surf is always good and the people overall are very laid back.

Thanks for the Aussie praise mate

It is what I have come to know from you... full of cheesy taunts and sarcasm! haha

and as the thread topic says...hes the man from down under! you just gotta ask who hes down under....hasnt gnappy been sitting a little taller lately?

Jade and HotJ may not have posted on your 411 Bondi but I have so you will have to make do!

And I am stoked that you have made now 2 appearances in my thread!

OK - I'm making my appearance...here I am...

I loved your 411 bondi, you're clearly my favorite Australian...

OK, you're the only Aussie I know, but still!!!

Sorry it took me so long... I love boys when they are down under....


errr... from down under

Thanks... I'll take that! haha

Is there anything in my initial profile that I have left out that you may want to know??? that goes for anyone?

I'd be quite happy to be down under you anytime! haha

bondi... my post will probably never get read considering you have to get past juicy, hotj and jade to get to it... but that's understandable...

never been to australia, but from the description, it sounds like it's definitely a place to add to the list...

i tried to throw a shrimp on the barbi once... but she got mad and slapped me...

haha I finally got there jrock! haha couldnt go past the ladies too quickly.

Nice humuor by the way. Funnily enough though we dont call shrimp "shrimp"... we call them "prawns" and yes they do taste magnificent on the barbecue.

Australia definitely is a beautiful place

My Thread.... Is Dead

consider Juicy giving it the kiss of life

You suck too!!

Looks like there is life in this baby yet!

Hey all,

Just wanted to let you all know I will be offline for 5 or 6 days due to work commitments. I will be away from home and more than likely in a place where i wont be able to access the net and more in parcticular this site.

It will be my longest time away from RMM since signing up here and I am not sure I will cope! haha

Play nice without me and I'll catch you all when I return!

aww, latas bondi! been fun with the latenight banter lol

Likewise... catch you soon

sounds like you need to convince the company, in there own interest that a wirless connection for the internet is a good idea, no more nights without tis and chat and a bit of board treading.

Cool Bondi Catch ya on your return back!!

Everytime somoene has to leave RMM is almost like they are doing the train station scene in movies where the train is rolling away and the dude is sayin bye as his girl runs along the ground beside him

looks like someone got a new avatar... unoriginal bastard

have a good time while you're gone dude... although, since it's doing work and there are no tits involved, it sounds like you're going to be experiencing some serious withdrawal...

poor bondi..huh? good thing he lives in australia where hes likely to find some anyway

Hey all,

Looks like I have secured half an hour of free time so I have used it wisely and logged on to RMM!

It is not that I dont have a net connection clincar its just that at a conference I am very busy and It aint cool to be looking up tit rating sites at work! haha

jrock... unoriginal is actually my middle name! haha

Narazbad... you are right... in Australia one is never short of quality perving and fine female bodies!

Comedy.... brilliant! It is like a train station scene isnt it? made me laugh!

catch you all in a couple of days

What no porn in the hotel room on TV late night after conferencing?

**Bondi at Front Desk during Check Out....."Honestly, I've NO IDEA how 'Australian Bareback' got programmed up 6 times during my stay!!" ***

really? i thought it was "boobies"...

its hyphenated!

"unoriginal-boobies" ? even i'm stretching to try to figure out what the hell that means...

ummm? haha

a present for you Bondi!

I would ask why I haven't gotten a present. Then I look over at my avatar and realize, hell... I've got a present that's personalized,

I WAS gonna say, "more like Outback Boyz Vol. 1-17", but no flaming in bondi's 411, so I will refrain

rofl im gona use bondis thread to pass his post-count!

arent i a bastard?

Juicy.... thanks for the pic good looking... amazing as always!!

Naraz...

Thanks hun...av missed you soooo bad here...

Holy shit!

I have missed you also! I hope you have been playing nice with me not around?


(looks like my 411 thread just got a whole lot better!)

I like your thread the best....that should get some comments back from the others and bump it up a whole load more ha...

I think the pics you are leaving will get a whole lot more traffic in the thread! haha, more so than you saying its the best!

Thanks for the glimpse of blonde hair... I love it!

love you too mwahh

oh shit i am blushing




and bulging

haha

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