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 Bondiguy, Man from Down Under
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 Aug 1 2005, 01:41 AM
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I don't suffer FOOLS
Group: Members
Posts: 16,794
Joined: 2-May 05
From: Sydney, New South Wales
Member No.: 7,542
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Ok, first thing is first... this isn't a personal ad from some shy loser looking for a shag! I have a long term girlfriend so I come here to RMM purely for the breasts and the wacky conversation! Like I said I am from Sydney's east right on the beach. I am 23 years old. I work for a major alcohol company in Sales and I have been doing that for a few years now. I am a sporty guy and I love Football, Soccer and Cricket, of which many of you wouldn't have a clue about. I also love to surf, as many Aussies who live by the beach do. I also visit the gym regularly as it isn't great to show up at the beach with a spare tyre around your waist! I play the guitar and I am starting up a band here but there are no plans for some sort of rock revolution but if it happened it would be way cool! I am very artistic in that I love most things art. I write alot, in different styles, and I just basically dig anything with expression. I love having a beer with my mates and just basically having a good time and enjoying life! I have loved making new friends on RMM as I originally thought it was just a good site to see some great tits and thats it. But the guys here... and more importantly the girls, are great people! If anyone wants to know anymore just reply. I am happy to answer (or more than likely dispell) any rumours/myths you have heard about Australia! No... I dont have a pet Kangaroo! 
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Bondi Approved ™I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck.
I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.
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 bondiguy Bondiguy Aug 1 2005, 01:41 AM bondiguy I am going to whore my own thread with some pics f... Aug 28 2006, 01:57 AM  Gnappster
I hope you didn't try getting a lap dance fr... Aug 28 2006, 12:19 PM Bobaloo
I saw them. but seeing as I am a nobody, your st... Aug 28 2006, 02:45 PM bondiguy Who doesn't like doing BodyShots??? Aug 28 2006, 02:02 AM bondiguy one last one... a move the WWE would be proud of Aug 28 2006, 02:04 AM belicked6924 Great pics Bondi, looks like the girls had as grea... Aug 28 2006, 07:45 PM Gnappster
hahaha, there's the pic, missed it, what wit... Aug 29 2006, 01:09 PM bondiguy
I have never seen him in action. But having him ... Aug 30 2006, 03:32 AM jrock8
two for the price of one...
"Lisa, if the ... Aug 30 2006, 12:03 PM ddd35 do you guys do bugs bunny and tweety to ? Aug 30 2006, 02:30 PM bondiguy
:lol: Yeah you nailed it! I didnt just throw... Aug 31 2006, 01:53 AM jrock8
...please tell me you aren't serious??!... Aug 31 2006, 10:40 AM Gnappster
so he should be in their new fall lineup? :lol: Aug 31 2006, 12:02 PM Bobaloo
yeah, fall lineup '07 Aug 31 2006, 01:49 PM bondiguy What the fuck is fall???
:lol: Of course I am not... Sep 1 2006, 01:09 AM bondiguy Oh by the way I know what Fall is... we just call ... Sep 1 2006, 01:10 AM Narazbad IM BACK BITCH!! time for some twiztid jugg... Sep 1 2006, 01:59 AM Narazbad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyVI14nmIqc Sep 1 2006, 02:02 AM bondiguy
I have no idea what you just said but welcome ba... Sep 1 2006, 02:14 AM Narazbad oh absolutley!
hence the twiztid juggalo shi... Sep 1 2006, 02:21 AM bondiguy
Here are yur no name bands...
Nine Inch Nails
S... Sep 1 2006, 02:47 AM Narazbad hey...ive seen NIN....
trent shouldnt have cut hi... Sep 1 2006, 02:55 AM Gnappster
I dunno if he will, that turban and long beard pr... Sep 1 2006, 11:39 AM jrock8
i think someone kidnapped naraz and replaced him... Sep 1 2006, 04:22 PM Gnappster
:lol:
"throw him in with the big white gu... Sep 1 2006, 04:32 PM jrock8
leon kompowski? :huh: Sep 1 2006, 04:40 PM Gnappster
Yeah, he's a bricklayer from patterson, new ... Sep 1 2006, 04:44 PM bondiguy
Golden Oldies :P
My thread is a mish mash of S... Sep 1 2006, 06:07 PM Gnappster
Replace "my" with "every" Sep 1 2006, 06:12 PM bondiguy
:lol: touche
And isn't it grand?
You know,... Sep 1 2006, 06:15 PM Gnappster
something about fox turning into a porn channel.... Sep 1 2006, 06:19 PM bondiguy
He's smoking.... he's smoking Sep 1 2006, 06:26 PM Narazbad uhh...whens he NOT smoking?
hell..for that matte... Sep 2 2006, 02:30 AM Bobaloo Damn. I'm so far behind it's not even wor... Sep 2 2006, 10:16 AM Gnappster
That'll learn ya. Sep 2 2006, 04:41 PM Narazbad bah..just jump your ass in bitch! only way to ... Sep 2 2006, 11:42 AM Narazbad yeah...you can always be like gnappy and forget ab... Sep 3 2006, 05:14 AM Narazbad goddamn its too fucking late/early to try and be w... Sep 3 2006, 05:15 AM bondiguy
When will people learn?
Sure it did :blink: Sep 4 2006, 02:13 AM Narazbad hahaha...smart ass Sep 4 2006, 02:23 AM fellatiofiend18
I DONT SMOKE!......
ive never even tried p... Sep 5 2006, 04:30 AM Gnappster
acid is more your thing huh :P Sep 5 2006, 10:25 AM jrock8
nah... i get a feeling she's more of the ... Sep 5 2006, 11:35 AM Bobaloo
I heard naraz lost his vision in a pole smoking m... Sep 5 2006, 11:41 AM Gnappster
:blink:
http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/uplo... Sep 5 2006, 12:13 PM jrock8
wow, did you have to go back to like post 300 to... Sep 5 2006, 12:23 PM Gnappster
haha pretty close to that.
I think it's one ... Sep 5 2006, 12:28 PM Narazbad eh fuck you all Sep 6 2006, 01:25 AM Narazbad of course, that IS an offer for cort Sep 6 2006, 01:26 AM bondiguy
as long as her mind is altered somehow!
:... Sep 6 2006, 02:39 AM fellatiofiend18
nope sorry... never done a drug ever. :kisses: ... Sep 6 2006, 04:39 AM Gnappster
really?
right now I'm high on nyQuil and sud... Sep 6 2006, 11:38 AM jrock8
mmm, nyquil... it comes in "red" and ... Sep 6 2006, 01:11 PM fellatiofiend18
:roflmao: :roflmao:
hahhaha you know... oddly ... Sep 6 2006, 11:16 PM ddd35 :drama: Sep 6 2006, 07:13 AM Narazbad jork...your ALWAYS high on something...that or you... Sep 6 2006, 11:51 PM bondiguy
Ditto :blink: :P Sep 7 2006, 01:34 AM fellatiofiend18
:o
hurt
soooo very very hurt :sad-smiley-04... Sep 8 2006, 02:41 AM Narazbad you do know she was refering to you, right bondi??... Sep 7 2006, 01:35 AM bondiguy
Yeah... I am well aware
Do you know what ditto ... Sep 7 2006, 01:38 AM Narazbad yeah...just...slightly confused as previously stat... Sep 7 2006, 01:44 AM bondiguy
Keep your hands of my stash :fuckoff: Sep 7 2006, 01:47 AM Narazbad wait wait wait wait wait....you have a stash in pl... Sep 7 2006, 01:49 AM bondiguy
Pardon me, I thought you were high but I have ju... Sep 8 2006, 12:04 AM bondiguy Hey people,
Well whats in store for you guys this... Sep 8 2006, 12:08 AM Bobaloo
That'll be a good time. Wish I could make it... Sep 8 2006, 11:45 AM jrock8
eh, just give her the credit card and let her go... Sep 8 2006, 11:49 AM Gnappster
sounds like a good time! hope they uphold the... Sep 8 2006, 12:40 PM Bobaloo
You can call yourselves the butthole surfers. Jo... Sep 8 2006, 01:51 PM Gnappster
tha sounds kinda gay. how bout the Turd Burglers ... Sep 8 2006, 03:52 PM Bobaloo
Ah, yes. Much better. I could see why you would... Sep 8 2006, 04:18 PM bondiguy
Sorry... just fighting fire with fire :P
Wel... Sep 8 2006, 05:59 PM Bobaloo Oh shit. Bondi is here. I'm never gonna get ... Sep 8 2006, 06:35 PM bondiguy
I was just about to log off and then I noticed G... Sep 8 2006, 06:43 PM Bobaloo
I just went through the same thing. I was about ... Sep 8 2006, 06:47 PM bondiguy
A quick married joke;
What's the difference... Sep 8 2006, 06:49 PM Bobaloo
God I hope that not true. I mean, I really hope m... Sep 8 2006, 06:49 PM bondiguy
:roflmao:
Now that's funny Sep 8 2006, 06:51 PM Gnappster
Are you serious? I can't believe you actuall... Sep 8 2006, 07:06 PM bondiguy
WOW you got one past me... now that is fucking o... Sep 8 2006, 07:08 PM Bobaloo
That was a tough one. I know exactly what you... Sep 8 2006, 07:09 PM bondiguy
Yeah I was actually being serious for a moment..... Sep 8 2006, 07:12 PM Gnappster His wife still sucks too :P Sep 8 2006, 06:59 PM Gnappster
spotted :thumbup:
I use the rock and/or roll ... Sep 8 2006, 07:17 PM bondiguy
I know the scene very well just never knew the s... Sep 8 2006, 07:26 PM hott1976 hi baby doll! It's seems as if you were t... Sep 9 2006, 09:17 AM hott1976 i was tryin to let you get a sneak peak of my new ... Sep 9 2006, 10:23 AM Gnappster
Love the undies and you fillin em out. :bonerfi... Sep 11 2006, 01:32 PM fellatiofiend18 in response to your response of my response about ... Sep 10 2006, 03:15 AM bondiguy
Well you are not old news to me hun.
Sounds like... Sep 11 2006, 03:45 AM hott1976
Hey.....i did put that up for ratings the same ... Sep 11 2006, 06:47 PM bondiguy I know nobody gives a fuck but my gig on Saturday ... Sep 11 2006, 03:48 AM Bobaloo
I was wondering how that went actually. Glad to ... Sep 11 2006, 10:37 AM jrock8
eh, you were close... it looks like bob cared.
... Sep 11 2006, 12:44 PM Gnappster
I was wondering who you wnet undercover as, as w... Sep 11 2006, 01:27 PM boanna hi bondi! hey, if youre gonna start a thread ... Sep 12 2006, 04:58 AM
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