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 Bondiguy, Man from Down Under
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 Aug 1 2005, 01:41 AM
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I don't suffer FOOLS
Group: Members
Posts: 16,794
Joined: 2-May 05
From: Sydney, New South Wales
Member No.: 7,542
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Ok, first thing is first... this isn't a personal ad from some shy loser looking for a shag! I have a long term girlfriend so I come here to RMM purely for the breasts and the wacky conversation! Like I said I am from Sydney's east right on the beach. I am 23 years old. I work for a major alcohol company in Sales and I have been doing that for a few years now. I am a sporty guy and I love Football, Soccer and Cricket, of which many of you wouldn't have a clue about. I also love to surf, as many Aussies who live by the beach do. I also visit the gym regularly as it isn't great to show up at the beach with a spare tyre around your waist! I play the guitar and I am starting up a band here but there are no plans for some sort of rock revolution but if it happened it would be way cool! I am very artistic in that I love most things art. I write alot, in different styles, and I just basically dig anything with expression. I love having a beer with my mates and just basically having a good time and enjoying life! I have loved making new friends on RMM as I originally thought it was just a good site to see some great tits and thats it. But the guys here... and more importantly the girls, are great people! If anyone wants to know anymore just reply. I am happy to answer (or more than likely dispell) any rumours/myths you have heard about Australia! No... I dont have a pet Kangaroo! 
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Bondi Approved ™I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck.
I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.
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 bondiguy Bondiguy Aug 1 2005, 01:41 AM bondiguy
They kept it under wraps and did it as a whole s... Sep 27 2007, 11:44 PM  Gnappster
maybe this will help:
Owwwwww! Fuck me in the... Sep 28 2007, 11:24 AM Bobaloo
Best line on the album. I quote it often. But t... Sep 28 2007, 12:56 PM Gnappster
:blink: i hope you don't own a hickory stick... Sep 28 2007, 12:59 PM Bobaloo
no. But a spring always pokes de ballz Sep 28 2007, 01:00 PM Gnappster
haha, good crossover.
and does the interior smel... Sep 28 2007, 01:04 PM Bobaloo
Yeah. And the seatbelts' fuckin' broken ... Sep 28 2007, 02:04 PM Bobaloo
Hmm. is it ad-libbed or added lib? I'm not ... Sep 28 2007, 02:05 PM Gnappster
I did that one too. But no one thought it was fun... Sep 28 2007, 03:06 PM Bobaloo
:roflmao: My congregation LOVES that song. :unsur... Sep 28 2007, 04:00 PM Gnappster
HEY-OH! :roflmao:
i only type like 10 wor... Sep 28 2007, 04:53 PM Bobaloo
Well, in that case, I'll type slower for you ... Sep 28 2007, 04:55 PM Gnappster
whoa, still too fast :mellow: Sep 28 2007, 05:47 PM bondiguy
I still have NFI Sep 28 2007, 10:02 PM bondiguy In Sydney the warm weather has hit us, it's sp... Sep 28 2007, 11:46 PM Bobaloo
Adam Sandler has a few comedy CDs out. We were r... Sep 29 2007, 08:45 AM closeup
WTF. I didn't know Bob was a weatherman. In P... Sep 29 2007, 11:55 AM bondiguy
Yeh I've never heard em....
Thx mate, went ... Sep 30 2007, 12:41 AM Bobaloo
I'm not sure if you're making fun of me o... Oct 1 2007, 02:24 PM bondiguy
Come on over and I'll cook you the thickest,... Oct 2 2007, 01:29 AM Bobaloo
Sounds Terrif!!!
Oh, they will... A... Oct 2 2007, 11:12 AM bondiguy
Yeah I'll book you in places you need to boo... Oct 3 2007, 06:44 AM Bobaloo
sa-weet! :2thumbsup:
That's teh only w... Oct 3 2007, 10:17 AM Bunni Heyyyyyyyyyyyy what s up big guy Oct 4 2007, 12:32 AM Bobaloo
ooooh, I hope this goes somewhere. :drama: Oct 4 2007, 06:42 PM bondiguy
I saw her name on the screen when I logged on la... Oct 5 2007, 01:17 AM bondiguy
You crazy esse...
my cock... now :bonerfied: ... Oct 4 2007, 12:34 AM paybarraman Hey Im thirsty.....Got any beer in your fridge?
... Oct 6 2007, 12:48 PM Kiana I just realized that I had never posted in your th... Oct 6 2007, 01:27 PM baby21
Hi Kiana!! I've heard lots about yo... Oct 7 2007, 03:08 AM jrock8
hi baby! i've heard lots about you... y... Oct 7 2007, 05:33 PM Narazbad lol cmon jrock. you only have half a brain, let th... Oct 7 2007, 11:52 PM bondiguy
That's like asking if you've got any app... Oct 8 2007, 12:54 AM Narazbad oh i get it! an eye joke! lol 0.- Oct 8 2007, 01:18 AM bondiguy
EYE think you got it :P Oct 8 2007, 01:27 AM Narazbad eye cap'n Oct 8 2007, 02:01 AM bondiguy
This is the level of posting one can expect when... Oct 8 2007, 07:46 AM baby21
:thumbup:
:lol: Oct 8 2007, 07:22 PM evade20
:ph34r: :unsur... Oct 8 2007, 08:23 PM Narazbad :D Oct 8 2007, 09:31 PM bondiguy Holy fuck the smilie's have actually taken ove... Oct 9 2007, 01:30 AM Narazbad :haha: Oct 9 2007, 01:38 AM baby21 :blahblah: Oct 9 2007, 02:23 AM baby21 wait a minute... I just realized something...... Oct 9 2007, 02:24 AM bondiguy
What is it? Oct 9 2007, 02:24 AM baby21
Your signature is missing someone :( Oct 9 2007, 02:25 AM bondiguy
a Baby pic??? Oct 9 2007, 02:28 AM Narazbad hey! i only have like...one pic...altho it IS ... Oct 9 2007, 02:36 AM bondiguy
By whom exactly? :P Oct 9 2007, 02:37 AM baby21 Yes... you better have a good excuse Mr. Bondi.
A... Oct 9 2007, 02:39 AM bondiguy
#1 excuse... I figured that your pics were confi... Oct 9 2007, 02:40 AM Narazbad umm..well...there was that one night you were drun... Oct 9 2007, 02:41 AM bondiguy
That was Jrock incognito! Oct 9 2007, 02:43 AM Narazbad lol you let jrock have your password? what did i t... Oct 9 2007, 02:44 AM baby21
I'm on it!!
Ok.. but in exchange... Oct 9 2007, 02:45 AM Narazbad hrmmm...AA or D cells? :D
why take batteries...i... Oct 9 2007, 02:48 AM bondiguy
Well when you let me crash on your sofa that tim... Oct 9 2007, 02:50 AM Narazbad lol. you must be rolling on a few too many rocks b... Oct 9 2007, 02:56 AM bondiguy
i dont receive :ph34r: Oct 9 2007, 02:58 AM Narazbad err..very shitty drug reference? Oct 9 2007, 03:02 AM baby21 Ok fully functional... get over here! Oct 9 2007, 03:04 AM bondiguy
Careful.... he's a virgin! Oct 9 2007, 03:04 AM Narazbad lol shut up bondi! she doesnt need to know... Oct 9 2007, 03:05 AM baby21
hmmm 6 hours?? Really?? That normally gets me to... Oct 9 2007, 03:08 AM bondiguy
The lady needs to know the truth haha Oct 9 2007, 03:13 AM Narazbad me? naah...its only speeding if you get caught
l... Oct 9 2007, 03:10 AM baby21
:huh: How does that work??
I haven't been ... Oct 9 2007, 03:14 AM Narazbad well baby, you have tits
those fun bags work wond... Oct 9 2007, 03:14 AM bondiguy
couldn't have said it better myself Oct 9 2007, 03:17 AM Narazbad yeah...we know :D Oct 9 2007, 03:20 AM baby21 :fuckoff: Oct 9 2007, 03:20 AM bondiguy
tis true Baby... those things will get you off a... Oct 9 2007, 03:22 AM Narazbad wait..now which one of us is that to? cuz..il GLAD... Oct 9 2007, 03:21 AM Narazbad hun you could kill the president and get away with... Oct 9 2007, 03:25 AM baby21 It's not like they're always on display... Oct 9 2007, 03:27 AM bondiguy
Oh you'd be surprised :P Oct 9 2007, 03:28 AM baby21
That reminded me... for some odd reason... I go... Oct 9 2007, 03:29 AM bondiguy
Well the Aussie measurements go on dress sizes a... Oct 9 2007, 03:31 AM baby21
Oh yeah.. I measured some Aussie girls once... ... Oct 9 2007, 03:39 AM bondiguy
Holy fuck I finally understand the whole cup siz... Oct 9 2007, 03:42 AM baby21
Glad I could help!!
but as naz pointe... Oct 9 2007, 03:46 AM bondiguy
Damn straight... I'd take you up on that off... Oct 9 2007, 03:46 AM baby21
Ok we'll assign you to all the old ladies. I... Oct 9 2007, 03:48 AM bondiguy
I take what I can get :blink: Oct 9 2007, 03:50 AM baby21
You gotta work your way up!! Oct 9 2007, 03:51 AM bondiguy
By the end of the week I'll be feeling.... u... Oct 9 2007, 03:52 AM Narazbad theres a reason they have binocs :D Oct 9 2007, 03:28 AM Narazbad and dont forget satalite surveilance! Oct 9 2007, 03:29 AM Narazbad hrmmm...36c Oct 9 2007, 03:29 AM Narazbad and yes i realize i completley misspelled satelite Oct 9 2007, 03:30 AM baby21
:blink: you mean... I'm being watched??? ... Oct 9 2007, 03:31 AM Narazbad 38d? Oct 9 2007, 03:31 AM Narazbad ummm yes...so..after all this explaining of your f... Oct 9 2007, 03:41 AM Narazbad yes...boobology is such a tricky subject...it requ... Oct 9 2007, 03:43 AM Narazbad lol...god its good to be close :D Oct 9 2007, 03:47 AM Narazbad ooo..now thats a burn :D Oct 9 2007, 03:50 AM Narazbad lol in your dreams and fantasies only Oct 9 2007, 03:53 AM baby21 Start feeling those old ladies up!!! Oct 9 2007, 03:55 AM bondiguy
One step ahead of you Oct 9 2007, 04:04 AM Narazbad scary dude..scary Oct 9 2007, 04:12 AM
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