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 Bondiguy, Man from Down Under
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 Aug 1 2005, 01:41 AM
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I don't suffer FOOLS
Group: Members
Posts: 16,794
Joined: 2-May 05
From: Sydney, New South Wales
Member No.: 7,542
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Ok, first thing is first... this isn't a personal ad from some shy loser looking for a shag! I have a long term girlfriend so I come here to RMM purely for the breasts and the wacky conversation! Like I said I am from Sydney's east right on the beach. I am 23 years old. I work for a major alcohol company in Sales and I have been doing that for a few years now. I am a sporty guy and I love Football, Soccer and Cricket, of which many of you wouldn't have a clue about. I also love to surf, as many Aussies who live by the beach do. I also visit the gym regularly as it isn't great to show up at the beach with a spare tyre around your waist! I play the guitar and I am starting up a band here but there are no plans for some sort of rock revolution but if it happened it would be way cool! I am very artistic in that I love most things art. I write alot, in different styles, and I just basically dig anything with expression. I love having a beer with my mates and just basically having a good time and enjoying life! I have loved making new friends on RMM as I originally thought it was just a good site to see some great tits and thats it. But the guys here... and more importantly the girls, are great people! If anyone wants to know anymore just reply. I am happy to answer (or more than likely dispell) any rumours/myths you have heard about Australia! No... I dont have a pet Kangaroo! 
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Bondi Approved ™I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck.
I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.
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 bondiguy Bondiguy Aug 1 2005, 01:41 AM Puppet Prepare to succumb to that which is BH!!... Aug 21 2007, 09:57 PM  Bobaloo
:woohoo: Music to my ears!!! Aug 21 2007, 10:18 PM bondiguy
Well who'd have thought it, I was too lazy t... Aug 22 2007, 12:09 AM Puppet everything is being lined up as we speak LOL :P Aug 22 2007, 12:10 AM bondiguy
You are the proverbial MAN! :thumbup: Aug 22 2007, 12:12 AM Bobaloo
I can only hope there was lots of shananigans bei... Aug 22 2007, 09:19 AM bondiguy
There was a multitude of that. I downloaded some... Aug 23 2007, 12:36 AM Bunni Hey babe... what's going on?
It's been a... Aug 23 2007, 12:51 AM bondiguy
Hey Bunni, doing well. Wekeend is almost here an... Aug 23 2007, 12:53 AM Bunni
Insane = getting smashed at work...
I wis... Aug 23 2007, 01:04 AM bondiguy
Pretty much haha, no sometimes I actually do wea... Aug 23 2007, 01:10 AM Bunni
That was covered in my course in Chicago? I am ... Aug 23 2007, 01:13 AM bondiguy
Sounds like YOU should be MY teacher?
Next tip ... Aug 23 2007, 01:15 AM Bunni
It's give n take Bondi. My turn Aug 23 2007, 01:20 AM bondiguy
Ok, break out the magnifying glass :P Aug 23 2007, 01:21 AM Bunni
It's gotta be bigger than that :blink:
... Aug 23 2007, 01:25 AM bondiguy
The magnifying glass is for me, so I can spot yo... Aug 23 2007, 01:31 AM Bunni
Yeah, a whole bunch of women from Women's a... Aug 23 2007, 01:37 AM bondiguy
Im not a picky man! :P Aug 23 2007, 01:38 AM Bunni
And they are not picky either. I am a match ma... Aug 23 2007, 01:42 AM bondiguy
Will u be in the bunch? Aug 23 2007, 01:47 AM Bunni
Absolutely!!! the first toothless g... Aug 23 2007, 02:02 AM bondiguy
Alright B)
I have a friend that says toothless... Aug 23 2007, 02:06 AM Bunni
Your friend is a realist. Better start listeni... Aug 23 2007, 02:15 AM bondiguy
No my friend has the motto of, "any hole is... Aug 23 2007, 02:17 AM Bunni
Still very realistic I would say Aug 23 2007, 02:41 AM bondiguy
He is a dirtier individual than I Aug 23 2007, 02:44 AM ddd35
WOW he must be bad ... Aug 23 2007, 09:14 AM Bobaloo
:o You were in Chicago and didn't call me. ... Aug 23 2007, 10:02 AM ddd35
bob you know you would have only disapointed he... Aug 23 2007, 01:42 PM Bobaloo
Likely no. But in any case I would not have disa... Aug 23 2007, 02:07 PM ddd35
well she knows No means yes so its all good fr... Aug 23 2007, 02:12 PM Bobaloo
I'm confused. But what'd I expect? Aug 23 2007, 02:14 PM ddd35
you expected not to disappoint her , and you... Aug 23 2007, 02:17 PM Bobaloo
Um, okay. I think I'm going to read Einstein... Aug 23 2007, 02:46 PM closeup
Remember, you can't spell "Dumbfounded... Aug 23 2007, 03:32 PM Bobaloo
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
That wa... Aug 23 2007, 03:51 PM bondiguy
Best Burn Ever :thumbup: Aug 24 2007, 02:11 AM Bunni
Didn't realize you lived there.
Was the ... Aug 24 2007, 02:27 PM Bobaloo
You bet your sweet little ass, it was. At least,... Aug 24 2007, 03:23 PM Bunni
Don't ask me what I would have wanted. I w... Aug 30 2007, 10:05 PM Bobaloo
Nah! I'll just use the wife's credit... Aug 30 2007, 10:09 PM Bunni
Let me check with my assistant if we can fit yo... Aug 30 2007, 10:34 PM ddd35
I would have ot say it really wasnt that fu... Aug 24 2007, 09:02 AM bondiguy
I think it was fucking hilarious :lol: Aug 24 2007, 09:09 AM ddd35
but who really asked you ? lol Aug 24 2007, 09:21 AM Bobaloo
I think it was hilarious. Nothing wrong with lau... Aug 24 2007, 10:21 AM ddd35
1 yes you do
2. nobody thats for damn sure
... Aug 24 2007, 01:32 PM Bobaloo
I think you're taking your foot fetish a bit ... Aug 24 2007, 01:38 PM ddd35
it itches really bad . Aug 24 2007, 01:47 PM Bobaloo
That'll teach ya to keep dirty penises away f... Aug 24 2007, 01:58 PM ddd35
well if I had washed it you would have wanted to ... Aug 24 2007, 02:07 PM ddd35 Bunni so were did you visit in CHicago ? Aug 24 2007, 02:30 PM Bunni
I was at a conference facility called the Q cen... Aug 30 2007, 09:58 PM Bobaloo
ARGH!!! I know exactly where that... Aug 30 2007, 10:05 PM ddd35
The Business My brother n I have is in St Charl... Sep 2 2007, 07:03 AM bondiguy
In an indirect way you did... above :blink:
be... Aug 24 2007, 05:31 PM Bobaloo
yeah, you're right. <_<
But that... Aug 24 2007, 05:44 PM bondiguy
You're a Pin Monkey?
For the first time in ... Aug 24 2007, 06:08 PM Bobaloo
from now on we can only use regular toilet paper,... Aug 24 2007, 06:22 PM bondiguy
*bondi punches the wall*
OK! Aug 24 2007, 06:25 PM Bobaloo
Forgot about that part. well done! :thumbup: Aug 25 2007, 10:33 AM evade20
Sore ass!
:lol: Aug 26 2007, 08:42 AM baby21 Hello dear! Aug 25 2007, 03:45 AM Bobaloo
Hey, hon.
But why would you say hello to me in ... Aug 25 2007, 10:34 AM baby21
It makes things more interesting! Aug 27 2007, 04:30 PM Bobaloo
WEll, you've got a point there :) Aug 27 2007, 06:20 PM bondiguy
Hello to you too gorgeous
For shame! Aug 26 2007, 03:37 AM misschickie I miss you already, and if I haven't told you ... Aug 26 2007, 12:56 PM Bobaloo
I must be reading all these threads backwards, cu... Aug 27 2007, 12:23 AM bondiguy
I am glad something I created had such a profoun... Aug 27 2007, 02:32 AM ddd35 So Bondi did ya get to frolick in the foam on the... Aug 28 2007, 09:06 AM bondiguy
You saw that huh?
No mate I didn't even kno... Aug 29 2007, 06:27 AM ddd35
it was the headline news for good morning amer... Aug 29 2007, 09:24 AM baby21
Wait... what?? Bondi made headline news for strea... Aug 29 2007, 01:01 PM Bobaloo
well, "it" is rather small and easy to ... Aug 29 2007, 03:23 PM bondiguy
Headline? Fuck slow news day.... it was one of t... Aug 30 2007, 04:02 AM bondiguy Ok fellow melon lovers, Im out for a weekend of de... Aug 30 2007, 07:48 AM Bunni :kisses:
See you runnin naked on the beach, Ba... Aug 30 2007, 09:54 PM bondiguy
Im just finishing off at wotj on this lovely fri... Aug 30 2007, 11:52 PM Bobaloo
Good idea. I'll grab my sister's too. S... Aug 31 2007, 10:15 AM bondiguy So yeah thanks everyone for asking how my weekend ... Sep 3 2007, 02:02 AM baby21
Whoa... that is bad ass.
I have tomorrow off wor... Sep 3 2007, 04:21 AM bondiguy
He's got my vote! Sep 3 2007, 06:44 AM ddd35 A gentlemn from Sidney by the name of Skip Jackson... Sep 3 2007, 01:20 PM bondiguy
Just a quick note, it's Sydney, Sidney is in... Sep 4 2007, 12:11 AM Gnappster
That's why Australia is great...here they wou... Sep 4 2007, 12:11 PM Bobaloo Tell your PM to make it out this way. I could rea... Sep 4 2007, 04:51 PM baby21
And with that day off you'd come and visit m... Sep 4 2007, 04:54 PM Bobaloo
I'm halfway there now. ;) Sep 4 2007, 05:27 PM
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