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 Bondiguy, Man from Down Under
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 Aug 1 2005, 01:41 AM
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I don't suffer FOOLS
Group: Members
Posts: 16,794
Joined: 2-May 05
From: Sydney, New South Wales
Member No.: 7,542
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Ok, first thing is first... this isn't a personal ad from some shy loser looking for a shag! I have a long term girlfriend so I come here to RMM purely for the breasts and the wacky conversation! Like I said I am from Sydney's east right on the beach. I am 23 years old. I work for a major alcohol company in Sales and I have been doing that for a few years now. I am a sporty guy and I love Football, Soccer and Cricket, of which many of you wouldn't have a clue about. I also love to surf, as many Aussies who live by the beach do. I also visit the gym regularly as it isn't great to show up at the beach with a spare tyre around your waist! I play the guitar and I am starting up a band here but there are no plans for some sort of rock revolution but if it happened it would be way cool! I am very artistic in that I love most things art. I write alot, in different styles, and I just basically dig anything with expression. I love having a beer with my mates and just basically having a good time and enjoying life! I have loved making new friends on RMM as I originally thought it was just a good site to see some great tits and thats it. But the guys here... and more importantly the girls, are great people! If anyone wants to know anymore just reply. I am happy to answer (or more than likely dispell) any rumours/myths you have heard about Australia! No... I dont have a pet Kangaroo! 
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Bondi Approved ™I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck.
I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.
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Posts in this topic
 bondiguy Bondiguy Aug 1 2005, 01:41 AM bondiguy
:lol: way to encapsulate 3 weeks of posting into... Jan 8 2007, 10:51 PM Bobaloo I was going to post something funny, but i couldn... Jan 9 2007, 01:23 AM bondiguy
Thanks mate,
you could have easily been describ... Jan 9 2007, 01:33 AM Bobaloo
If that is true, then I can only assume you will ... Jan 9 2007, 01:40 AM bondiguy
Can you still make the bucks (bachelor) party???... Jan 9 2007, 01:43 AM Bobaloo
are you still having jelly wrestling??? Jan 9 2007, 01:47 AM bondiguy
and foxy boxing :thumbup: Jan 9 2007, 01:49 AM Bobaloo
I am surfing travelocity as we speak Jan 9 2007, 01:52 AM bondiguy
its in 3 or 4 weeks! :thumbup: Jan 9 2007, 01:53 AM ddd35
only problem is that is a male pilot going out... Jan 10 2007, 10:19 AM Gnappster
how do you know? Jan 10 2007, 11:39 AM ddd35
cause I read the headlines that went with it ...... Jan 10 2007, 06:06 PM Bobaloo
can someone explain the idea behind an analogy to... Jan 10 2007, 11:45 AM Gnappster
No, I don't think anyone can. Jan 10 2007, 12:40 PM Bobaloo
If it weren't for the fact that some walls ha... Jan 10 2007, 12:58 PM ddd35
COUGH COUGH COUGH :fuckoff: COUGH LOL Jan 10 2007, 06:08 PM bondiguy
It was HIS boyfriend?
It'd be like teachi... Jan 11 2007, 12:26 AM ddd35
Now why would I want to lick my balls when ther... Jan 11 2007, 10:12 AM Gnappster
more than willing=forced at gunpoint :nahnah: Jan 11 2007, 11:31 AM Bobaloo
because you wouldn't have pay to get a boob j... Jan 11 2007, 11:32 AM ddd35
I dont need a boob job ,,I dont think anyway ... Jan 11 2007, 06:58 PM Bobaloo
Um, no.
If I wash my cock, will you suck it? Jan 11 2007, 07:08 PM ddd35
Nice try , school boy tricks , you dirty c... Jan 11 2007, 07:16 PM Bobaloo
thought I'd have ya on that one. Good block ... Jan 11 2007, 07:26 PM ddd35 Bobo now Im really getting concnered about ya ... Jan 11 2007, 07:27 PM bondiguy
Name one :P Jan 11 2007, 10:53 PM Bobaloo
Perhaps you misunderstood, Bondi. I think Ladies... Jan 11 2007, 10:54 PM bondiguy
Ohh, now it makes sense :thumbup: Jan 11 2007, 10:57 PM Gnappster
bwahaha Jan 12 2007, 11:45 AM ddd35
shit thats the same sound the dog makes are you... Jan 12 2007, 12:52 PM Gnappster
In all seriousness, what does that mean? Jan 12 2007, 01:07 PM ddd35
you figure it out . LOL Jan 12 2007, 01:15 PM Gnappster
uhh I know you are but what am I. Jan 12 2007, 01:30 PM ddd35
i think we have already established that in ano... Jan 12 2007, 03:20 PM Bobaloo
Sorry, Gnappy, I'm having trouble with this ... Jan 12 2007, 03:11 PM ddd35
my guess ,,your jacking off ..did I get it right ... Jan 12 2007, 03:20 PM Gnappster
Wasn't that Mr Burn's fake Homer? :lol: Jan 12 2007, 05:35 PM bondiguy
Even I don't knnow what you are talking abou... Jan 12 2007, 05:37 PM Gnappster
I must say I am both shocked and appalled!
... Jan 12 2007, 05:49 PM Bobaloo
Right on Gnappy.
And, Bondi, here's a catchp... Jan 12 2007, 05:54 PM ddd35
ddd35 WIFE AND BE careful here boys You ta... Jan 12 2007, 11:08 AM bondiguy :ph34r: Jan 11 2007, 11:25 PM bondiguy
That was funny
God only knows, actually I dou... Jan 12 2007, 05:24 PM bondiguy Gnappy, I have hung my head in shame... just like ... Jan 12 2007, 05:58 PM Gnappster
You don't have quarters? Weird. I never real... Jan 12 2007, 06:02 PM Bobaloo
they carry around sixths. They call them sexies... Jan 12 2007, 06:03 PM bondiguy
I swear i bet u someone could find it but I did ... Jan 12 2007, 06:07 PM Gnappster
I believe the trillion dollar note is reserved f... Jan 12 2007, 06:18 PM bondiguy
Have you met Rupert Murdoch? Jan 12 2007, 06:21 PM natalie
No that's the one billion, trillion, kazill... Jan 12 2007, 06:22 PM bondiguy http://goaustralia.about.com/library/graphics/ausc... Jan 12 2007, 06:23 PM Gnappster
cool...the 50 cent piece looks like an old Roman... Jan 12 2007, 06:32 PM bondiguy
I dont know why our 50c coin is shaped like that... Jan 12 2007, 06:42 PM ddd35
I think canadian money is cool on my visit to t... Jan 13 2007, 10:04 AM bondiguy Ok ppl, im outta here too
catch ya soon :cheers: Jan 12 2007, 07:15 PM Bobaloo
so long. have a good weekend. I'll probably... Jan 12 2007, 07:20 PM ddd35
thanks for the heads up Jan 13 2007, 10:05 AM summoner I just have to show our money :) I really liked ou... Jan 13 2007, 11:05 AM ddd35
thank you :2thumbsup: Jan 14 2007, 09:35 AM bondiguy
Thanks for that... I'll be spending some Eur... Jan 15 2007, 12:36 AM JGURL [attachmentid=35272] :kisses: for you.. Jan 15 2007, 07:22 PM JGURL [attachmentid=35273]one more... Jan 15 2007, 07:22 PM evade20
Simply astounding! :niceones: Jan 15 2007, 07:36 PM Bobaloo
Hot damn, those are some nice pics, J. Sure wish... Jan 15 2007, 10:17 PM JGURL LOL Bobaloo you are funny :P you guys on here cr... Jan 15 2007, 10:25 PM JGURL I meant fiancee- before you silly boys rag on me... Jan 15 2007, 10:27 PM Bobaloo
Priceless!!! :roflmao: You really d... Jan 15 2007, 11:00 PM ddd35
great school girl pics its just what Bondi orde... Jan 16 2007, 01:16 PM Bobaloo hey bondi. what's happening.
I'm stuck... Jan 17 2007, 12:05 AM bondiguy
The 138th episode spectacular???? WOW :P Jan 17 2007, 01:26 AM Gnappster
It was an amazing episode! Jan 17 2007, 12:46 PM Bobaloo
it was great. totally worth missing whatever may... Jan 17 2007, 12:54 PM Gnappster
Who knew Barney was such an exhibitionist :wacko... Jan 17 2007, 03:07 PM Bobaloo
that Matt Groening will do anything... at least u... Jan 17 2007, 03:22 PM Gnappster
I shall enjoy these pics, and since bondi isn... Jan 16 2007, 11:28 AM bondiguy Warning: Longest post in history ahead!
... Jan 17 2007, 12:05 AM Bobaloo
eh, the only reason it's a long post is beca... Jan 17 2007, 10:34 AM bondiguy Once again.... JGURL.... AMAZING PICS!!... Jan 17 2007, 12:06 AM bondiguy
Thats right :thumbup:
Of our lives? Jan 18 2007, 01:44 AM bondiguy I love the highs and lows of RMM....
Log on one d... Jan 18 2007, 01:46 AM Christof
Could be worse. Id take 2 people rambling in my... Jan 18 2007, 04:35 AM bondiguy
The obvious response... YOU have a 411??? :blink... Jan 18 2007, 06:49 AM ddd35
:thumbup: Jan 18 2007, 09:57 AM Bobaloo
Your 411 smells like piss :blink: Jan 18 2007, 11:58 AM ddd35
:roflmao: Jan 18 2007, 02:35 PM Christof
LOL, Thats a vicious rumour! Jan 18 2007, 03:36 PM ddd35
but Bobo knows the smell well aint that swell ... Jan 18 2007, 04:16 PM Bobaloo
Not only is that not haha funny, it's not fun... Jan 18 2007, 04:30 PM ddd35
Opinions Vary !!!!!!... Jan 18 2007, 04:32 PM Gnappster
:thumbup:
:roflmao: Jan 18 2007, 12:30 PM bondiguy
yawn
I can spot them with the best of em! Jan 19 2007, 02:22 AM bondiguy I just wanted to be on top of natalie
... Jan 19 2007, 03:13 AM bondiguy It worked for Bob... however briefly, and Natalie ... Jan 19 2007, 04:58 PM natalie :ph34r: [attachmentid=35545] Jan 19 2007, 05:11 PM bondiguy
I am a genius!!! What a beautiful cl... Jan 19 2007, 05:13 PM natalie
Nope never heard of a U bra. I guess it could b... Jan 19 2007, 05:19 PM bondiguy
Sometimes (When Boobs are involved) More is more... Jan 19 2007, 05:23 PM natalie
Is that your subtle way of trying to get me to ... Jan 19 2007, 05:27 PM bondiguy
Subtlety was never my strongest point :thumbup: ... Jan 19 2007, 05:30 PM natalie
Well........NO. Come on you can't expect m... Jan 19 2007, 05:32 PM
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