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Bondiguy, Man from Down Under
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Aug 1 2005, 01:41 AM
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I don't suffer FOOLS
      
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Joined: 2-May 05
From: Sydney, New South Wales
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Ok, first thing is first... this isn't a personal ad from some shy loser looking for a shag! I have a long term girlfriend so I come here to RMM purely for the breasts and the wacky conversation! Like I said I am from Sydney's east right on the beach. I am 23 years old. I work for a major alcohol company in Sales and I have been doing that for a few years now. I am a sporty guy and I love Football, Soccer and Cricket, of which many of you wouldn't have a clue about. I also love to surf, as many Aussies who live by the beach do. I also visit the gym regularly as it isn't great to show up at the beach with a spare tyre around your waist! I play the guitar and I am starting up a band here but there are no plans for some sort of rock revolution but if it happened it would be way cool! I am very artistic in that I love most things art. I write alot, in different styles, and I just basically dig anything with expression. I love having a beer with my mates and just basically having a good time and enjoying life! I have loved making new friends on RMM as I originally thought it was just a good site to see some great tits and thats it. But the guys here... and more importantly the girls, are great people! If anyone wants to know anymore just reply. I am happy to answer (or more than likely dispell) any rumours/myths you have heard about Australia! No... I dont have a pet Kangaroo!
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Bondi Approved I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.
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bondiguy Bondiguy Aug 1 2005, 01:41 AM bondiguy Ohh I dont know anything about astro physics... I ... Nov 2 2006, 12:50 AM Bobaloo
You mean this guy? Nov 2 2006, 10:54 AM  Gnappster
oooh, isn't that larry flynt? Nov 2 2006, 11:26 AM   closeup
Actually, it's Larry Flint's brother, Ste... Nov 2 2006, 09:57 PM bondiguy Well played you 3
p.s no pics from Natalie :bang: Nov 3 2006, 12:41 AM natalie
Awww, how could I forget Bondi, guess I'll ... Nov 3 2006, 03:08 PM  HardDick69
Damnnnnnnn very hott! :bonerfied: Nov 3 2006, 03:11 PM  Gnappster
he's very forgettable.
but the 2 pics.. :n... Nov 3 2006, 03:15 PM bondiguy Ok,
So I was eating some lunch the other day in a... Nov 3 2006, 01:19 AM Christof
The original Ipods are 5 years old, I thought th... Nov 3 2006, 04:06 AM Bobaloo
pfft! disc man? Walk man?? those were tech... Nov 3 2006, 02:11 PM  Gnappster
a friend of mine had a discman his brother gave ... Nov 3 2006, 03:10 PM   Bobaloo
ah, yes. You must have read the same book I did.... Nov 3 2006, 03:53 PM Gnappster
boo fuckin hoo....you've gotten tons of pics.... Nov 3 2006, 12:46 PM bondiguy Gnapp and Bob I remember those days. I had a kick ... Nov 3 2006, 04:23 PM bondiguy This weekend I went out and got drunk.....
uh I ... Nov 6 2006, 02:49 AM Gnappster
what else are weekends for?
or weekdays for th... Nov 6 2006, 12:24 PM  bondiguy
When I go out to bars and clubs etc I have to pa... Nov 6 2006, 11:33 PM   Gnappster
bastard!
although I am making beer now so I... Nov 7 2006, 12:40 AM    bondiguy
Ahhh such an Aussie thing to do! :P
Let me... Nov 7 2006, 01:52 AM     Gnappster
there is no other way. Nov 7 2006, 12:22 PM      bondiguy
ahhh men are the same the world over it would se... Nov 7 2006, 05:29 PM bondiguy Bondi Theory #347
THE YOUNGER YOU ARE, THE SMARTE... Nov 9 2006, 01:18 AM Gnappster
it's late, I'll address this tomorrow. I... Nov 9 2006, 02:19 AM  bondiguy
I have drunk alotta beer and smoked alotta weed.... Nov 9 2006, 06:55 AM   Gnappster
well I went to many university classes both high... Nov 9 2006, 12:42 PM    bondiguy
touche....
So you had to wait until the mornin... Nov 9 2006, 05:16 PM     Gnappster
haha, i had more, but haven't had a chance t... Nov 9 2006, 05:36 PM      bondiguy
Dont lie and say you had better things to do :P ... Nov 10 2006, 02:35 AM       Gnappster
uh oh :blink:
I checked it.
I haven't chec... Nov 10 2006, 09:22 AM        Bobaloo
I'm feeling a little left out now. My myspac... Nov 10 2006, 01:26 PM         Gnappster
haha, what a loser B) Nov 10 2006, 01:33 PM         Gnappster
Wow, the one girl whose profile hadn't been ... Nov 10 2006, 01:37 PM natalie
I think this is Bondi's way of telling us th... Nov 10 2006, 04:42 PM  bondiguy Gnappy..... SPOTTED :thumbup:
Ahhh dont ignore... Nov 10 2006, 04:48 PM   Bobaloo
Yeah. I don't think anyone has the energy to... Nov 10 2006, 04:52 PM    bondiguy
Yeah, its quantity over quality my friend.... :t... Nov 10 2006, 04:56 PM     Bobaloo
Tha'ts what I tell my wife when I'm about... Nov 10 2006, 05:05 PM      bondiguy
:roflmao:
I was waiting for someone to make t... Nov 10 2006, 05:07 PM       Gnappster
bob's wife calls it a joke too :P Nov 10 2006, 05:11 PM        bondiguy
HEY-OH!!! :lol: Nov 10 2006, 05:12 PM        Bobaloo
Joke's on her. Sex is completely satisfying.... Nov 10 2006, 05:16 PM         bondiguy
Ah as we have said before.... the female orgasm ... Nov 10 2006, 05:21 PM         Gnappster
you mean there's supposed to be more? :blin... Nov 10 2006, 05:21 PM          natalie
Yeah and watching hockey doesn't count as fo... Nov 10 2006, 05:24 PM          bondiguy
SEE above quote :blink: Nov 10 2006, 05:24 PM          Bobaloo
well, she's supposed to get up and fix me a s... Nov 10 2006, 05:25 PM           bondiguy
Its the least she can do! :lol: Nov 10 2006, 05:28 PM           hott1976
She cries because she can't believe she had... Nov 13 2006, 09:02 PM            Bobaloo
Ouch! Nov 14 2006, 11:07 AM            Christof
I'm not sure I like the idea of faking orgas... Nov 15 2006, 04:36 AM             Bobaloo
the pee guy fakes orgasms??? :wacko: Nov 15 2006, 10:39 AM              Gnappster
haha, i guess he doesn't want to make evade ... Nov 15 2006, 11:28 AM               Bobaloo
Set and spike!! :lol: Nov 15 2006, 11:58 AM                evade20
Ouch :blink: Nov 15 2006, 07:42 PM Gnappster It's an interesting theory that you say we are... Nov 10 2006, 12:42 PM Bobaloo
I read it. Nov 10 2006, 01:50 PM bondiguy
:lol: yeah that seems to happen daily. Deleted S... Nov 10 2006, 04:30 PM Gnappster
cool, wanna spark up a blunt now :pimpers:
is t... Nov 10 2006, 04:37 PM Gnappster
I typed ALL that and nat had the correct answer.... Nov 10 2006, 05:00 PM bondiguy
See what having a great pair can do for you :bli... Nov 10 2006, 05:04 PM bondiguy For the few of you who have asked and the even few... Nov 12 2006, 12:11 AM Gnappster
the jager pic is pretty cool but no pic of you a... Nov 12 2006, 08:51 PM allmebaby Hey Bondi how have ya been baby? :P Nov 12 2006, 06:45 PM bondiguy
Missing you around here thats for sure!
I c... Nov 13 2006, 01:26 AM Bobaloo
And here I thought you were going to be marryi... Nov 13 2006, 12:06 PM bondiguy I think that was a burn :P Nov 14 2006, 03:38 AM Gnappster
correction, burnS Nov 14 2006, 11:41 AM Bobaloo
Truth hurts. But at least I was being burned by ... Nov 14 2006, 11:44 AM  Gnappster
I also would have accepted Boo- Urns? :P Nov 14 2006, 12:38 PM   Bobaloo
Well, I vote for Pukahontis. Now let's get m... Nov 14 2006, 12:43 PM    Gnappster
BUUUUUUUUUUUURP! :thumbup: Nov 14 2006, 12:56 PM     Bobaloo
excellent. bribing those judges sure paid off ... Nov 14 2006, 01:13 PM bondiguy
Are you saying Boo or Boo-urns?
And the Emmy ... Nov 14 2006, 06:02 PM bondiguy
Spotted :thumbup:
Thanks gorgeous.... you ce... Nov 16 2006, 01:13 AM wild n crazy bondi you are in big trouble! Nov 16 2006, 02:28 AM bondiguy
What did I do....
and do I need to be spanked? ... Nov 16 2006, 02:51 AM Gnappster
personal or not, I'll enjoy it none the less ... Nov 16 2006, 11:51 AM bondiguy
:lol: or better yet just do it here continously ... Nov 17 2006, 12:39 AM bondiguy Do any of you ever challenge your own perception o... Nov 17 2006, 08:19 PM Bobaloo
I could go on and on and on and on about this sub... Nov 20 2006, 11:33 AM  closeup
The best book I've ever read on the subject i... Nov 20 2006, 07:28 PM wild n crazy
hmm well i remember it was something legit ... Nov 19 2006, 04:38 AM wild n crazy
wait nope thought of it.. you do not have me in... Nov 19 2006, 04:39 AM bondiguy
I often have that problem :pimpers:
Well my d... Nov 20 2006, 12:36 AM wild n crazy
so now you take it back? im insulted! :2guns... Nov 20 2006, 03:34 AM  Bobaloo
:drama:
i sure hope this argument leads up to nu... Nov 20 2006, 11:09 AM Gnappster
I think about it all the time. It's probably ... Nov 20 2006, 11:14 AM hott1976 hmmmm.......... Deep thoughts by Bob. Nov 20 2006, 06:50 PM Bobaloo
Deep Thoughts about bob:
I guess we were all gui... Nov 20 2006, 07:22 PM wild n crazy this thread is starting to sound like my philosoph... Nov 20 2006, 07:57 PM bondiguy Thanks for the links guys.... I'll check em ou... Nov 21 2006, 12:48 AM bondiguy Well yesterday I suffered some foot in mouth disea... Nov 23 2006, 01:47 AM closeup
Hey man, you gotta let yourself off easy on this... Nov 23 2006, 03:17 AM summoner
Good you didnīt :) And how you could have known ... Nov 23 2006, 04:22 AM
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