Outline · [ Standard ] · Linear+ Bondiguy, Man from Down Under

wow, did you have to go back to like post 300 to find that one? :lol:

haha pretty close to that.
I think it's one from bondi's personal collection.

eh fuck you all

of course, that IS an offer for cort

acid is more your thing huh  :P

as long as her mind is altered somehow!

:blink:

:lol: now that is OLD SCHOOL! :thumbup:

haha pretty close to that.
I think it's one from bondi's personal collection.

:ph34r:

acid is more your thing huh  :P

nope sorry... never done a drug ever. :kisses:

nah... i get a feeling she's more of the "pole smoking" variety...

you got that right biyotch!

of course, that IS an offer for cort

hehe happily accepted..... :suckadick:

as long as her mind is altered somehow!

if i was going to be with you, yea id HAVE to be in an altered state.... :nahnah:

:drama:

nope sorry... never done a drug ever.  :kisses:

really?
right now I'm high on nyQuil and sudafed.

really?
right now I'm high on nyQuil and sudafed.

mmm, nyquil... it comes in "red" and "green" and it's the only thing on the planet that tastes like "red" and "green" :P

mmm, nyquil... it comes in "red" and "green" and it's the only thing on the planet that tastes like "red" and "green" :P

:roflmao: :roflmao:

hahhaha you know... oddly true

jork...your ALWAYS high on something...that or you got dropped on your head a few too many times as a baby...and cort, HELL YEAH!!

if i was going to be with you, yea id HAVE to be in an altered state.... :nahnah:

Ditto :blink: :P

you do know she was refering to you, right bondi??


or are you currently in an "altered state"?


damn i wish i had a pic of dazed and confused to put on here lol

you do know she was refering to you, right bondi??
or are you currently in an "altered state"?
damn i wish i had a pic of dazed and confused to put on here lol

Yeah... I am well aware

Do you know what ditto means??? :P

yeah...just...slightly confused as previously stated in other posts....

quite out of it...went to see Dr. Acula today and im feeling a pint low

yeah...just...slightly confused as previously stated in other posts....

quite out of it...went to see Dr. Acula today and im feeling a pint low

Keep your hands of my stash :fuckoff:

wait wait wait wait wait....you have a stash in platelets??

shit...fuckin vampire or somethin?? thought that was ME!!!

wait wait wait wait wait....you have a stash in platelets??

shit...fuckin vampire or somethin?? thought that was ME!!!

Pardon me, I thought you were high but I have just forgotten how incredibly simple you are :P

Hey people,

Well whats in store for you guys this coming weekend? I am playing a little solo gig at a friends party. A mate of mine is having a party for his lovely girlfriend and he asked if I would come along and play a few tunes before and after dinner and afterwards the DJ will kick it off with his material.

I dont play a whole lot on my own but I am looking forward to a fun night. I will spare the gathering the pain of my originals and stick largely to cover songs.

Well just thought I'd use my 411 for its rightful purpose for a change....

rock on :thumbup:

Ditto :blink:  :P

:o
hurt



soooo very very hurt :sad-smiley-042:

Hey people,

Well whats in store for you guys this coming weekend? I am playing a little solo gig at a friends party. A mate of mine is having a party for his lovely girlfriend and he asked if I would come along and play a few tunes before and after dinner and afterwards the DJ will kick it off with his material.

I dont play a whole lot on my own but I am looking forward to a fun night. I will spare the gathering the pain of my originals and stick largely to cover songs.

Well just thought I'd use my 411 for its rightful purpose for a change....

rock on :thumbup:

That'll be a good time. Wish I could make it, but my amphibious sports car is on the fritz. I don't have much planned. I'm going to move my satellite dish because my tree grew just enough to be a problem this summer. Windy days push a branch right in the line of sight. I'd also like to have lots of sex, but I'll have to ask my wife if that's okay first.

That'll be a good time.  Wish I could make it, but my amphibious sports car is on the fritz.  I don't have much planned.  I'm going to move my satellite dish because my tree grew just enough to be a problem this summer.  Windy days push a branch right in the line of sight.  I'd also like to have lots of sex, but I'll have to ask my wife if that's okay first.

eh, just give her the credit card and let her go shoe shopping while you do it and you should be fine... :lol:

Hey people,

Well whats in store for you guys this coming weekend? I am playing a little solo gig at a friends party. A mate of mine is having a party for his lovely girlfriend and he asked if I would come along and play a few tunes before and after dinner and afterwards the DJ will kick it off with his material.

I dont play a whole lot on my own but I am looking forward to a fun night. I will spare the gathering the pain of my originals and stick largely to cover songs.

Well just thought I'd use my 411 for its rightful purpose for a change....

rock on :thumbup:

sounds like a good time! hope they uphold the tradition of free booze for the band(damn, I should be in a band).
will you be playing Inna Gadda Davida? :P

That'll be a good time.  Wish I could make it, but my amphibious sports car is on the fritz.  I don't have much planned.  I'm going to move my satellite dish because my tree grew just enough to be a problem this summer.  Windy days push a branch right in the line of sight.  I'd also like to have lots of sex, but I'll have to ask my wife if that's okay first.

just cut down the tree :silvio:

eh, just give her the credit card and let her go shoe shopping while you do it and you should be fine... :lol:

and jork will be right over :lol:

sounds like a good time! hope they uphold the tradition of free booze for the band(damn, I should be in a band).

You can call yourselves the butthole surfers. Jork can be your manager.

just cut down the tree  :silvio:

Can't. It's a big black walnut tree. It's worth lots of money so it would impact my property value.

and jork will be right over  :lol:

He wants to go shoe shopping too? :unsure:

You can call yourselves the butthole surfers.  Jork can be your manager.

tha sounds kinda gay. how bout the Turd Burglers instead?

Can't.  It's a big black walnut tree.  It's worth lots of money so it would impact my property value.

does that mean it will fall on your house?

He wants to go shoe shopping too?  :unsure:

well he enjoys being the boot and all.

tha sounds kinda gay. how bout the Turd Burglers instead?

Ah, yes. Much better. I could see why you would be concerned the other way.

does that mean it will fall on your house?

That actually made me laugh out loud. But no. I guess the tree is worth money. someone would pay me thousands of dollars if I let them cut it down and take the wood.

well he enjoys being the boot and all.

this place is turning into one big circular system. the 10 dimensions of RMM... which is, in fact, the ultimate reality.

:o
hurt
soooo very very hurt :sad-smiley-042:

Sorry... just fighting fire with fire :P

sounds like a good time! hope they uphold the tradition of free booze for the band(damn, I should be in a band).
will you be playing Inna Gadda Davida?  :P

Well I wont be playing for no beer that's for sure! Also it is just me and the guitar tonight, no band. More of a chilled out sing-a-long type thing...

and who the fuck is Inna Gadda Davida??? :P

Oh shit. Bondi is here. I'm never gonna get outta work today. Nwo I'm gonna have to whore it up...

Oh shit.  Bondi is here.  I'm never gonna get outta work today.  Nwo I'm gonna have to whore it up...

I was just about to log off and then I noticed Gnappy and yourself show up and I said goodbye to another hour :P

I was just about to log off and then I noticed Gnappy and yourself show up and I said goodbye to another hour :P

I just went through the same thing. I was about to post in another thread and saw you just did. I was like, Oh, shit. Now I'm never gonna get home. so much for Friday evening sex... it will be too late when I get home. But then again, there's always nighttime sex. Married life is great... at least it is so far. :lol:

I just went through the same thing.  I was about to post in another thread and saw you just did.  I was like, Oh, shit.  Now I'm never gonna get home.  so much for Friday evening sex... it will be too late when I get home.  But then again, there's always nighttime sex.  Married life is great... at least it is so far. :lol:

A quick married joke;

What's the difference between your wife and your job after 5 years of marriage???


Your job still sucks :P