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post Apr 12 2006, 02:46 PM
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The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle,
Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At
the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. "Since you've
been such a good man and your motorcycles have
changed the world, your reward is, you can hang
out with anyone you want to in heaven."
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then
said, "I want to hang out with God."
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and
introduced him to God.
God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so
you were the one who invented the
Harley-Davidson motorcycle?"
Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me...."
God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in
inventing something that's pretty unstable,
makes noise and pollution and can't run without
a road?"
Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally
spoke, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?"

God said, " Ah, yes."
"Well ," said Arthur, "professional to
professional, you have some major design flaws
in your invention:


1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion



2. It chatters constantly at high speeds


3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble too much


4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust


5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!


"Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,"
replied God, "hold on."

God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed
in a few words and waited for the results. The
computer printed out a slip of paper and God
read it.

"Well, it may be true that my invention is
flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to
these numbers, more men are riding my invention
than yours.


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foxy lady   Jokes   Apr 12 2006, 02:46 PM
diane26   :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:   Apr 12 2006, 02:56 PM
Bobaloo   Now I ride a harley, but here's a favorite of...   Apr 12 2006, 02:59 PM
foxy lady   :o :lol: Good one :thumbup:   Apr 12 2006, 03:00 PM
foxy lady   BEANS I met a sweet gentleman and we fell in love...   Apr 12 2006, 05:12 PM
7mary3   Late one night in a dark alley a snail was sliming...   Apr 13 2006, 02:56 AM
foxy lady   :lol: :thumbup:   Apr 13 2006, 09:14 AM
UncleBuck   What do you call a one legged woman? ...   Apr 13 2006, 11:28 PM
Bobaloo   So one atom says to another, "I think I'v...   Apr 14 2006, 09:27 AM
UncleBuck   What do you get if you cross a donkey with a onion...   Apr 14 2006, 10:06 AM
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natalie   I heard a black comedian tell this one. "You...   Apr 14 2006, 07:34 PM
foxy lady   :lol: :lol:   Apr 15 2006, 12:51 PM
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Bobaloo   funny but true   Apr 17 2006, 06:15 PM
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Bobaloo   I just was emailed this joke, which I think is th...   Apr 17 2006, 06:32 PM
natalie   I'm addicted now. Two high school sweathearts...   Apr 17 2006, 06:18 PM
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natalie   :shuwks: :shuwks: LOL and I got all these...   Apr 17 2006, 06:47 PM
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natalie   LMFAO! :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:   Apr 18 2006, 04:18 PM
Bobaloo   that's a good one!!!   Apr 18 2006, 04:35 PM
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foxy lady   :roflmao:   Apr 19 2006, 12:40 PM
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foxy lady   :lol: Good one :thumbup:   Apr 20 2006, 05:15 PM
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foxy lady   :lol:   Apr 20 2006, 11:17 AM
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natalie   :roflmao: :roflmao: LMFAO   Apr 24 2006, 03:00 PM
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foxy lady   :lol: :lol: :lol:   Apr 27 2006, 04:39 PM
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foxy lady   I would've just left the shade open :lol:   May 3 2006, 11:17 AM
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foxy lady   :lol:   May 3 2006, 11:54 AM
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foxy lady   :lol:   May 5 2006, 03:55 PM
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natalie   Ok Austin Powers not that funny. :P   May 10 2006, 04:15 PM
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