[ Outline ] · Standard · Linear+ Road Rage, how do you handle your rage

[ddd35]

okay now I searched and didnt find this topic , if its here then Im sorry..


Okay Yesterday I was driving along about 60 MPH and this young guy pulls out in front of me , and he just putts along about 40 MPH , well its in a no passing zone in a hilly section of road and I was in a hurry ,, when we finally got to wear i could pass the SOB sped up to 60 just pissed me off , luckily for him I had someplace to be or I would have followed the asshole to his location and had words with him ...

[bondiguy]

that's James Woods.  What a card.  That's a great scene, too!!!  i can't remember any other part of his little speech there, but I remember laughing.  Isn't he working at the kwik e mart for a character study or something?

haha, he says something about having to quit and go fight aliens
marge says it sounds like a great movie,
to which woods responds(obviously lying), yes, a -- a movie-- yes..

Another part of that ep I like which gets cut from G rated airings of the show is where he is scrapping the melted cheese off the inside of the microwave and starts cursing (which obviously gets bleeped)

Or when the are interviewing and you see Barney drunk and incoherent and they say, "Well he's the best candidate we've had so far"

"Hand in your pricing gun.... the other one too"

"you've gotta lose yourself in the moment man"

the quotes are endless

[Gnappster]

Another part of that ep I like which gets cut from G rated airings of the show is where he is scrapping the melted cheese off the inside of the microwave and starts cursing (which obviously gets bleeped)

Or when the are interviewing and you see Barney drunk and incoherent and they say, "Well he's the best candidate we've had so far"

"Hand in your pricing gun.... the other one too"

"you've gotta lose yourself in the moment man"

the quotes are endless

indeed!

Apu: Well, time to replenish the hot dog roller. La, la -- oops
[drops a hot dog] Oh, no -- it is encrusted with filth. [blows
it off] Oh well, let's sell it anyway. Now this is just between
me and you...smashed hat. Hee hee --
Kent: Hot diggety-dog, we've got him, Mr. Simpson. Now let's -- Mr.
Simpson?

and

Back at home, Homer lies on the couch while Lisa and he watch "Bite Back with Kent Brockman". Each word of the title screen appears from the mouth of a
barking dog in a detective uniform. Even the sponsor's name is barked
out after a man says, "Brought to you by...". Homer comments with
admiration, "That dog can sell anything."

Just then, Homer's stomach groans.

Homer: Oh, rancid meat attack! Stupid parasites. Is there no way I can
find justice?
Kent: If you have a consumer complaint, just call this number --
Homer: Boring.
Lisa: Dad, you should blow the whistle on the Kwik-E-Mart.
Kent: And now a message from the Church of Latter-Day Saints. [dog
barks repeatedly]
Lisa: Dad, are you listening to me?
Homer: Shh, Lisa: the dog is barking.

[Gnappster]

crap! missed the end of that.
Apu: Well, time to replenish the hot dog roller. La, la -- oops
[drops a hot dog] Oh, no -- it is encrusted with filth. [blows
it off] Oh well, let's sell it anyway. Now this is just between
me and you...smashed hat. Hee hee --
Kent: Hot diggety-dog, we've got him, Mr. Simpson. Now let's -- Mr.
Simpson?
Homer: One hot dog please.

and then there's:
Kent: We've come up with a camera so tiny it fits into this oversized
novelty hat.
[Homer puts it on, and struggles to stand upright]
Now, go get us some incriminating footage, and remember: you have
to get in and out in ten minutes, or you'll suffer permanent neck
damage.
Man: [neck horribly twisted] He's not kidding.

Barney approaches some giant woman-shaped bottles of syrup. "Excuse me,
ma'am," he asks, "Where are the lampshades?" When she doesn't answer,
he rocks the bottle, "Ma'am?" It topples over, spilling syrup out of
her head with a glugging noise. "Oh, I've killed her!" Barney laments,
"It's all happening again!" He runs off crying, straight into a stack
of cranberry juice bottles. They smash to the floor, creating a giant
wave of red. Barney runs away from it as it splashes down the aisle
where Apu and Marge stand. Barney gets swamped, as does another
customer who can't swim. "Help me, help me!" he cries, going under for
the third time, but he reaches out and grabs a floating bottle, and as
he comes up for air, he licks his lips. "Mmm...it's cran-tastic!"


and my favourite:
Comedian: Yo, check this out: black guys drive a car like this.
[Leans back, as though his elbow were on the windowsill]
Do, do, ch. Do-be-do, do-be-do-be-do.
Yeah, but white guys, see, they drive a car like this.
[Hunches forward, talks nasally]
Dee-da-dee, a-dee-da-dee-da-dee-da-dee.
[Audience howls with laughter]
Homer: Ah ha ha, it's true, it's true! We're so lame!

[bondiguy]

crap! missed the end of that.
Apu: Well, time to replenish the hot dog roller.  La, la -- oops
       [drops a hot dog] Oh, no -- it is encrusted with filth.  [blows
       it off] Oh well, let's sell it anyway.  Now this is just between
       me and you...smashed hat.  Hee hee --
Kent: Hot diggety-dog, we've got him, Mr. Simpson.  Now let's -- Mr.
       Simpson?
Homer: One hot dog please.

and then there's:
Kent: We've come up with a camera so tiny it fits into this oversized
      novelty hat.
       [Homer puts it on, and struggles to stand upright]
      Now, go get us some incriminating footage, and remember: you have
      to get in and out in ten minutes, or you'll suffer permanent neck
      damage.
Man: [neck horribly twisted] He's not kidding.

Barney approaches some giant woman-shaped bottles of syrup.  "Excuse me,
ma'am," he asks, "Where are the lampshades?"  When she doesn't answer,
he rocks the bottle, "Ma'am?"  It topples over, spilling syrup out of
her head with a glugging noise.  "Oh, I've killed her!"  Barney laments,
"It's all happening again!"  He runs off crying, straight into a stack
of cranberry juice bottles.  They smash to the floor, creating a giant
wave of red.  Barney runs away from it as it splashes down the aisle
where Apu and Marge stand.  Barney gets swamped, as does another
customer who can't swim.  "Help me, help me!" he cries, going under for
the third time, but he reaches out and grabs a floating bottle, and as
he comes up for air, he licks his lips.  "Mmm...it's cran-tastic!"
and my favourite:
Comedian: Yo, check this out: black guys drive a car like this.
           [Leans back, as though his elbow were on the windowsill]
          Do, do, ch.  Do-be-do, do-be-do-be-do.
          Yeah, but white guys, see, they drive a car like this.
           [Hunches forward, talks nasally]
          Dee-da-dee, a-dee-da-dee-da-dee-da-dee.
           [Audience howls with laughter]
   Homer: Ah ha ha, it's true, it's true!  We're so lame!

I like the Cranberry part...

I'd say roll the couch gag and we've just about covered that ep