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Gnappster |
Jan 10 2007, 02:05 PM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 10 2007, 11:35 AM) I can't stand that guy's "acting" "ability," but he does get some good roles in some decent movies. He always sounds like such a nasaly whiner, though, it drives me crazy. and that jacked up nose of his is insane. He usually plays the same characer in each movie. He was great in Cable Guy, Meet the Parents, and a surprisingly different role in Behind Enemy Lines.
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natalie |
Jan 10 2007, 03:57 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 8 2007, 12:00 AM) I hope people do not take this the wrong way, but I have presumptions that it is easier to get laid in America than in my own hometown. Sydney is a very metropolis type of place and a lot of the sexier women are stuck up (I hope that translates well). Especially the girls in Bondi, they are princesses, you have to go the whole 9 yards with the wining and dining and after that you may get a handjob? haha Seriously though, I hope that in the next 2 years I will make the journey to the USA. Thought you'd appreciate this Bondi. WHITE WOMEN: > >First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. >Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit. >Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position. > >IRISH WOMEN: > >First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. >Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. >20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. > >ITALIAN WOMEN: > >First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant. >Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs. >Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat >ring. >5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of >having sex. >6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress. > >JEWISH WOMEN: > >First Date: You get terrific head. >Second Date: You get even more great head. >Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. > >CHINESE WOMEN: > >First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. >Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens >again. >Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already >realized >nothing is ever going to happen. > >INDIAN WOMEN: > >First date: Meet her parents. >Second date: Set the date of the wedding. >Third date: Wedding night. > >BLACK WOMEN: > >First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. >Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive >dinner. >Third Date: You get to pay her rent. >Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you. > >MEXICAN WOMEN: > >First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have >sex in the back of her car. >Second Date: She's pregnant. >Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his >girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, her grandma, her father's >girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's Boyfriend and his three >kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in >your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana >strip. > >ARAB WOMEN: > >First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, >Friends and entire arab community finds out. >Second Date: You are shot dead. >No third date. > >
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Gnappster |
Jan 10 2007, 04:27 PM
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QUOTE(natalie @ Jan 10 2007, 01:57 PM) Thought you'd appreciate this Bondi. WHITE WOMEN: > >First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. >Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit. >Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position. > >IRISH WOMEN: > >First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. >Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. >20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. > >ITALIAN WOMEN: > >First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant. >Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs. >Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat >ring. >5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of >having sex. >6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress. > >JEWISH WOMEN: > >First Date: You get terrific head. >Second Date: You get even more great head. >Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. > >CHINESE WOMEN: > >First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. >Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens >again. >Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already >realized >nothing is ever going to happen. > >INDIAN WOMEN: > >First date: Meet her parents. >Second date: Set the date of the wedding. >Third date: Wedding night. > >BLACK WOMEN: > >First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. >Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive >dinner. >Third Date: You get to pay her rent. >Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you. > >MEXICAN WOMEN: > >First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have >sex in the back of her car. >Second Date: She's pregnant. >Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his >girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, her grandma, her father's >girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's Boyfriend and his three >kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in >your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana >strip. > >ARAB WOMEN: > >First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, >Friends and entire arab community finds out. >Second Date: You are shot dead. >No third date. > > Wa wa wee wa!
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bondiguy |
Jan 11 2007, 12:37 AM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Jan 10 2007, 02:07 PM) He probably gets crazy amounts of ass....like boyband amonts. Ohh Boyband amounts? Im there! QUOTE(natalie @ Jan 10 2007, 03:57 PM) Thought you'd appreciate this Bondi. That was funny... because it was racist
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bondiguy |
Jan 11 2007, 11:01 PM
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QUOTE(paybarraman @ Jan 11 2007, 09:46 PM) Strangely enough there was no "Canadian Women" section........ First Date: You both get piss drunk drinking Molson, watch "Strange Brew" and passout...... Second Date: You both get piss drunk drinking Yukon Jack and laugh hysterically watching "Slapshot" ('She's a lesbian!!! A LESBIAN!!!!!') Third Date? I dont get it
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bondiguy |
Jan 11 2007, 11:24 PM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 11 2007, 11:16 PM) Bondi, the Zebra didn't do it. It's just one of the words at the end of the dictionary. nice cross!!! p.s read my 411 NOW, my pm's r fucked!
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natalie |
Jan 12 2007, 04:13 PM
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QUOTE(paybarraman @ Jan 11 2007, 09:46 PM) Strangely enough there was no "Canadian Women" section........ First Date: You both get piss drunk drinking Molson, watch "Strange Brew" and passout...... Second Date: You both get piss drunk drinking Yukon Jack and laugh hysterically watching "Slapshot" ('She's a lesbian!!! A LESBIAN!!!!!') Third Date? Oh Pay baby you've got it all wrong. On the first date you go dancing Second date she's dancing in the cages at the strippers Third date you both get drunk and bring home a girl.....to share.....for abit..........until the girls get you off and kick you out for their own fun. (seriously alot of canadian girls go to stripclubs and cheer the girls on)
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bondiguy |
Jan 12 2007, 05:51 PM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Jan 12 2007, 03:28 PM) Damn, I missed it! My Interent was messed up last night, so I just closed everything and said F it all. I was working on tweaking some settings to make things faster and I think I hit an extra 0 or something when i was adjusting the packet size. I'll find out when I get home tonight and check it out again. dont worry, you have seen it now
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numba1fan |
Jan 20 2007, 09:22 PM
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QUOTE(natalie @ Jan 12 2007, 04:13 PM) Oh Pay baby you've got it all wrong. On the first date you go dancing Second date she's dancing in the cages at the strippers Third date you both get drunk and bring home a girl.....to share.....for abit..........until the girls get you off and kick you out for their own fun. (seriously alot of canadian girls go to stripclubs and cheer the girls on) MMMMMMMMMMM......that was a GREAT NIGHT, and to tie into the thread i usually aim for the boobs!!
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