QUOTE(bondiguy @ Jan 8 2007, 12:00 AM)
I hope people do not take this the wrong way, but I have presumptions that it is easier to get laid in America than in my own hometown. Sydney is a very metropolis type of place and a lot of the sexier women are stuck up (I hope that translates well). Especially the girls in Bondi, they are princesses, you have to go the whole 9 yards with the wining and dining and after that you may get a handjob? haha
Seriously though, I hope that in the next 2 years I will make the journey to the USA.
Thought you'd appreciate this Bondi.
WHITE WOMEN:
>
>First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
>Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
>Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.
>
>IRISH WOMEN:
>
>First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>
>ITALIAN WOMEN:
>
>First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
>Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti &
meatballs.
>Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a
3-carat
>ring.
>5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought
of
>having sex.
>6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.
>
>JEWISH WOMEN:
>
>First Date: You get terrific head.
>Second Date: You get even more great head.
>Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
>
>CHINESE WOMEN:
>
>First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing
happens.
>Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing
happens
>again.
>Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already
>realized
>nothing is ever going to happen.
>
>INDIAN WOMEN:
>
>First date: Meet her parents.
>Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
>Third date: Wedding night.
>
>BLACK WOMEN:
>
>First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
>Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive
>dinner.
>Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
>Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
>
>MEXICAN WOMEN:
>
>First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and
have
>sex in the back of her car.
>Second Date: She's pregnant.
>Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his
>girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, her grandma, her father's
>girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's Boyfriend and his
three
>kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life
in
>your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the
Tijuana
>strip.
>
>ARAB WOMEN:
>
>First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles,
>Friends and entire arab community finds out.
>Second Date: You are shot dead.
>No third date.
>
>