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Gnappster	Feb 9 2006, 04:27 PM Post #1
Liquor and Whores Group: Members Posts: 11,440 Joined: 28-March 05 From: Regina, Saskatchewan Member No.: 2,922	I always thought the same thing: http://parisfacial.ytmnd.com/ -------------------- Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!

evade20	Feb 9 2006, 04:37 PM Post #2
Melon Master Group: Members Posts: 21,880 Joined: 21-November 05 From: New York Member No.: 11,658	QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 9 2006, 04:27 PM) I always thought the same thing: http://parisfacial.ytmnd.com/ That's funny... Her whole existence is so unreal. -------------------- "The single most important component of a camera is the twelve inches behind it." Ansel Adams The state has no business in the bedrooms of the nation. Pierre Elliott Trudeau

closeup	Feb 9 2006, 07:17 PM Post #3
Double D's Group: Members Posts: 4,813 Joined: 12-July 05 From: Portland, Maine Member No.: 9,341	I've seen at least one deviation, when her boyfriend was coating her tonsils with his cum on her infamous video. Although if you photoshopped out his dick, it was still pretty close to that same look.

Canadian_Hottie	Feb 9 2006, 09:43 PM Post #4
A Cup Group: Members Posts: 86 Joined: 21-January 06 From: Edmonton, Alberta Member No.: 12,965	QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 9 2006, 04:27 PM) I always thought the same thing: http://parisfacial.ytmnd.com/ That kicks ass! I totally lovew her, I read her book and well. if you have a BILLION dollars, have the right family you too can be an heiress!! IT'S CALLED REALITYSWEETHEART! I still think she is the sexiest woman alive though

girlie_girl	Feb 9 2006, 09:57 PM Post #5
C Cup Group: Members Posts: 823 Joined: 31-October 05 From: Roanoke, Virginia Member No.: 11,269	QUOTE(Canadian_Hottie @ Feb 9 2006, 09:43 PM) That kicks ass! I totally lovew her, I read her book and well. if you have a BILLION dollars, have the right family you too can be an heiress!! IT'S CALLED REALITYSWEETHEART! I still think she is the sexiest woman alive though I have to disagree with ya on that one, I for one think she's average looking at best, and she's dumber than dog shit...so that doesn't help her much either.

Canadian_Hottie	Feb 9 2006, 10:00 PM Post #6
A Cup Group: Members Posts: 86 Joined: 21-January 06 From: Edmonton, Alberta Member No.: 12,965	QUOTE(girlie_girl @ Feb 9 2006, 09:57 PM) I have to disagree with ya on that one, I for one think she's average looking at best, and she's dumber than dog shit...so that doesn't help her much either. Nice! She isn't that bright, publicized very well though. Wouldn't mind if I could shoot a movie with her!

bondiguy	Feb 10 2006, 07:32 AM Post #7
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	Gnappy... I'd say get a job and a girl because u have 2 much time on your hands.... but you have both! Look Paris isn't the hottest girl in town, although she is hella sexy. I would like to hear a guy who could realistically say he wouldn't fuck the living hell out of her if he had the chance.... I sure as hell would! Also Closeup I may be wrong but in that video "One Night In Paris" I dont think her man actually cums in her mouth.... its more down her chest and there is one time he is going for gold and he cant even blow? He is fucking Paris Hilton for christ's sake! ummmm.... not that I have seen that filth -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

Gnappster	Feb 10 2006, 01:26 PM Post #8
Liquor and Whores Group: Members Posts: 11,440 Joined: 28-March 05 From: Regina, Saskatchewan Member No.: 2,922	QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 10 2006, 05:32 AM) Gnappy... I'd say get a job and a girl because u have 2 much time on your hands.... but you have both! I do 98% of my board whoring at work . I waste A LOT of time online at work, but I still get my shit done so no one's the wiser . And I gotta rewatch the paris hilton video, to jog my memory on the discrepancies listed above. -------------------- Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!

bondiguy	Feb 10 2006, 05:29 PM Post #9
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 10 2006, 01:26 PM) I do 98% of my board whoring at work . I waste A LOT of time online at work, but I still get my shit done so no one's the wiser . And I gotta rewatch the paris hilton video, to jog my memory on the discrepancies listed above. please do and refer back to me ASAP! Make that your top priority! "Gnappy whats happeneing? I'm going to have to go ahead and ask you to come in on Saturday... and Sunday, to finish off those TPS reports" -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

Gnappster	Feb 10 2006, 05:40 PM Post #10
Liquor and Whores Group: Members Posts: 11,440 Joined: 28-March 05 From: Regina, Saskatchewan Member No.: 2,922	yeeaaaah, mmmkay? -------------------- Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!

bondiguy	Feb 10 2006, 05:41 PM Post #11
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	"have you seen my stapler?" -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

Gnappster	Feb 10 2006, 05:47 PM Post #12
Liquor and Whores Group: Members Posts: 11,440 Joined: 28-March 05 From: Regina, Saskatchewan Member No.: 2,922	QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 10 2006, 03:41 PM) "have you seen my stapler?" Milt, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK? -------------------- Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!

bondiguy	Feb 10 2006, 05:50 PM Post #13
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	I will burn this building down -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

Gnappster	Feb 10 2006, 05:54 PM Post #14
Liquor and Whores Group: Members Posts: 11,440 Joined: 28-March 05 From: Regina, Saskatchewan Member No.: 2,922	Oh, and next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day... so, you know, if you want to you can go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans. -------------------- Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!

bondiguy	Feb 10 2006, 06:01 PM Post #15
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	I had to google this one... "I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh" -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

Gnappster	Feb 10 2006, 06:09 PM Post #16
Liquor and Whores Group: Members Posts: 11,440 Joined: 28-March 05 From: Regina, Saskatchewan Member No.: 2,922	QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 10 2006, 04:01 PM) I had to google this one... "I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh" Attached image(s) -------------------- Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!

bondiguy	Feb 10 2006, 06:11 PM Post #17
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	someone uses that or used to use that as their av.... thats how i thought of it! haha -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

closeup	Feb 10 2006, 06:12 PM Post #18
Double D's Group: Members Posts: 4,813 Joined: 12-July 05 From: Portland, Maine Member No.: 9,341	QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 10 2006, 06:01 PM) I had to google this one... "I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh" "Well, you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right button."

bondiguy	Feb 10 2006, 06:15 PM Post #19
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	ummm..... I think we have gone from the big screen to the small screen with that quote! -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

Gnappster	Feb 10 2006, 06:23 PM Post #20
Liquor and Whores Group: Members Posts: 11,440 Joined: 28-March 05 From: Regina, Saskatchewan Member No.: 2,922	QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 10 2006, 04:15 PM) ummm..... I think we have gone from the big screen to the small screen with that quote! but a good quote none the less -------------------- Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!

bondiguy	Feb 10 2006, 06:30 PM Post #21
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	"Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!" "errrgghghh than I said you want it? Come and get it cause I don't know where it is! You make me wanna pppuukkeee" -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

Gnappster	Feb 10 2006, 06:34 PM Post #22
Liquor and Whores Group: Members Posts: 11,440 Joined: 28-March 05 From: Regina, Saskatchewan Member No.: 2,922	"Maybe it's the beer talking Marge but you got a butt that won't quit. they got those big chewy pretzels here merJanthfgrr five dollars??!!!? get outta here ..." -------------------- Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!

bondiguy	Feb 10 2006, 06:38 PM Post #23
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 10 2006, 06:34 PM) "Maybe it's the beer talking Marge but you got a butt that won't quit. they got those big chewy pretzels here merJanthfgrr five dollars??!!!? get outta here ..." haha "wow that's a side of dad I've never seen before" "Homer: Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau? Apu: Such a beer does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it. Homer: Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles." -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

Gnappster	Feb 10 2006, 06:46 PM Post #24
Liquor and Whores Group: Members Posts: 11,440 Joined: 28-March 05 From: Regina, Saskatchewan Member No.: 2,922	QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 10 2006, 04:38 PM) haha "wow that's a side of dad I've never seen before" "Homer: Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau? Apu: Such a beer does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it. Homer: Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles." -------------------- Thinking about starting a new thread??? Watch THIS first!

bondiguy	Feb 10 2006, 06:53 PM Post #25
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	looks like Paris's thread has died and gone to simpson heaven!!! Attached image(s) -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

closeup	Feb 10 2006, 07:01 PM Post #26
Double D's Group: Members Posts: 4,813 Joined: 12-July 05 From: Portland, Maine Member No.: 9,341	QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 10 2006, 06:53 PM) looks like Paris's thread has died and gone to simpson heaven!!! Listen here. My name is Homer J. simpson. You guys think I'm dead, but I'm not. Now I want you to straighten this out without alot of your beaucratic red tape and mumbo-jumbo.

Pistone	Feb 10 2006, 10:16 PM Post #27
B Cup Group: Members Posts: 224 Joined: 7-February 06 From: Spartanburg, South Carolina Member No.: 13,335	No cable, No beer make Homer go crazy. Now that I have the right topic.

Pistone	Feb 10 2006, 10:26 PM Post #28
B Cup Group: Members Posts: 224 Joined: 7-February 06 From: Spartanburg, South Carolina Member No.: 13,335	I use to get so much shit for thinking Paris Hilton is hot along with Mellisa Auf der Maur. I wouldn't say shes the sexiest, I would have to give that to Jessica Alba.

bondiguy	Feb 11 2006, 12:36 AM Post #29
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(Pistone @ Feb 10 2006, 10:16 PM) No cable, No beer make Homer go crazy. Now that I have the right topic. allow me to correct you Homer: No beer and no t.v make homer go something something Marge: Go Crazy? Homer: Don't mind if I do......bllahahaghhrghagah -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

Pistone	Feb 11 2006, 12:43 AM Post #30
B Cup Group: Members Posts: 224 Joined: 7-February 06 From: Spartanburg, South Carolina Member No.: 13,335	QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 11 2006, 12:36 AM) allow me to correct you Homer: No beer and no t.v make homer go something something Marge: Go Crazy? Homer: Don't mind if I do......bllahahaghhrghagah That was what was written on the wall. When Marge found the type writter.

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