I always thought the same thing:

http://parisfacial.ytmnd.com/

That's funny... Her whole existence is so unreal.

I've seen at least one deviation, when her boyfriend was coating her tonsils with his cum on her infamous video. Although if you photoshopped out his dick, it was still pretty close to that same look.

That kicks ass!

I totally lovew her, I read her book and well. if you have a BILLION dollars, have the right family you too can be an heiress!!

IT'S CALLED REALITYSWEETHEART!

I still think she is the sexiest woman alive though

I have to disagree with ya on that one, I for one think she's average looking at best, and she's dumber than dog shit...so that doesn't help her much either.

Nice!

She isn't that bright, publicized very well though.

Wouldn't mind if I could shoot a movie with her!

Gnappy... I'd say get a job and a girl because u have 2 much time on your hands.... but you have both!

Look Paris isn't the hottest girl in town, although she is hella sexy. I would like to hear a guy who could realistically say he wouldn't fuck the living hell out of her if he had the chance.... I sure as hell would!

Also Closeup I may be wrong but in that video "One Night In Paris" I dont think her man actually cums in her mouth.... its more down her chest and there is one time he is going for gold and he cant even blow? He is fucking Paris Hilton for christ's sake! ummmm.... not that I have seen that filth

I do 98% of my board whoring at work . I waste A LOT of time online at work, but I still get my shit done so no one's the wiser .

And I gotta rewatch the paris hilton video, to jog my memory on the discrepancies listed above.

please do and refer back to me ASAP! Make that your top priority!

"Gnappy whats happeneing? I'm going to have to go ahead and ask you to come in on Saturday... and Sunday, to finish off those TPS reports"

yeeaaaah, mmmkay?

"have you seen my stapler?"

Milt, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK?

I will burn this building down

Oh, and next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day... so, you know, if you want to you can go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.

I had to google this one...

"I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh"

someone uses that or used to use that as their av.... thats how i thought of it! haha

"Well, you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right button."

ummm..... I think we have gone from the big screen to the small screen with that quote!

but a good quote none the less

"Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"

"errrgghghh than I said you want it? Come and get it cause I don't know where it is! You make me wanna pppuukkeee"

"Maybe it's the beer talking Marge but you got a butt that won't quit.
they got those big chewy pretzels here merJanthfgrr five dollars??!!!?
get outta here ..."

haha

"wow that's a side of dad I've never seen before"

"Homer: Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?
Apu: Such a beer does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it.
Homer: Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles."

looks like Paris's thread has died and gone to simpson heaven!!!

Listen here. My name is Homer J. simpson. You guys think I'm dead, but I'm not. Now I want you to straighten this out without alot of your beaucratic red tape and mumbo-jumbo.

No cable, No beer make Homer go crazy.
Now that I have the right topic.

I use to get so much shit for thinking Paris Hilton is hot along with Mellisa Auf der Maur. I wouldn't say shes the sexiest, I would have to give that to Jessica Alba.

allow me to correct you

Homer: No beer and no t.v make homer go something something
Marge: Go Crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do......bllahahaghhrghagah

That was what was written on the wall. When Marge found the type writter.

Your right I claim spousal insanity. chillie would be good tonight.

"urge to kill, RISING!"

Now lets bask in t.v.'s warming warming glow

PARIS HILTON,I'd Like to have angry sex with her and then Donkey Punch the slob! I would never become violent with a female but in her case I think I would because I don't like her and I'd bang her skinny ass. I would do filthy unspeakable things to her in case she was filming it,then if it ever got out everyone would crack up when she got Donkey Punched.

Man I cant Fathom the thing with Paris as far as looks I would never want to look like her I dont even think she has a cute face going for her, I never got it and wont I dont think she looks like a corpse to me. Bleck

It's just her long linky body that does it for me.

Paris Hilton reminds of Santa's Little Helper, malnourished ugly dog, but I'd still do her for the money.

"Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."

you warranted this

Also.... I think many guys say they wouldn't "do" Paris because it is the cool thing to say.

However, if Paris were to approach you in a club and hit on you... would you honestly say you'd turn her down????

Her appeal lies not only in her looks but the fact she is a bad bad girl... a rich bad bad girl!

bondi has donkey punched the correct!

I do believe I have!

Thought you'd appreciate that one Gnappy!

[maybe she should eat more

How insightful!

Well, as long as we're digging up threads... if you read back we were talking about donkey punches...

you ever see teh instructional video about the donkey punch??? it's hilarious. Billy is trying to get his GF to sleep with him and he evenutally hits her with a brick. really funny video. and some great tips too.

I'll have to look that one up. I'm always looking for ways to be more romantic!

I have it on my old computer. I'll see if I can dig it up sometime. I found it on a P2P and searched for donkey punch. It was pretty much the only thing available. Funny as hell, though.