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[Bobaloo]

I may have to steal that bit

every once in a while I come up with a good one. well, actually, I didn't come up with it... but I'm proud to steal the credit... feel free to do the same.

[Gnappster]

You are bang on the money! SO many priceless memories!
The don't fucking show Curb Your Enthusiasm here and it fuckings annoys me, I may have to buy some DVDs of Ebay?

And I would appreciate that because as I am sure you are referring to the lack of shock FUCK now holds. CUNT is the new FUCK

you could always trade in you bumper sticker prize for a season or 2 of curb your enthusiasm or simpsons on dvd
I'm always willing to share the wealth.

A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts...

hahaha that's awesome. I shall use it especially around women who don't like the c-word.

I may have to steal that bit

I will for sure steal that bit.

[bondiguy]

every once in a while I come up with a good one.  well, actually, I didn't come up with it... but I'm proud to steal the credit... feel free to do the same.

Oh I had planned to

you could always trade in you bumper sticker prize for a season or 2 of curb your enthusiasm or simpsons on dvd

Whoa, what's the catch?

[Gnappster]

Oh I had planned to
Whoa, what's the catch?

No catch.
Just sign this form, and the dvd's will be yours. Mwahahahahaha...Ahem. Sorry, I was just um, eh, um, thinking of something funny bobaloo did today.

[Bobaloo]

No catch.
Just sign this form, and the dvd's will be yours.  Mwahahahahaha...Ahem. Sorry, I was just um, eh, um, thinking of something funny bobaloo did today.

I didn't do anything funny

[Gnappster]

I didn't do anything funny 

Shut-- Up!

[bondiguy]

No catch.
Just sign this form, and the dvd's will be yours.  Mwahahahahaha...Ahem. Sorry, I was just um, eh, um, thinking of something funny bobaloo did today.

nice.... mixing two references from two episodes.

Mine was otto, I think when the Simpsons offer for him to live in their basement and Homer says he can treat him like garbage

[Gnappster]

nice.... mixing two references from two episodes.

Mine was otto, I think when the Simpsons offer for him to live in their basement and Homer says he can treat him like garbage

ahh, another great episide!

Spinal Tap: Good night Springton, there will be no éncore.

[Bobaloo]

ahh, another great episide!

Spinal Tap: Good night Springton, there will be no éncore.

There was a little Spanish flea...

[Gnappster]

There was a little Spanish flea...

a record star he thought he'd be
he heard of singers like the beatles
the chipmunks he'd seen on tv!

I never new that song had lyrics until I heard Homer singing it.

[Bobaloo]

a record star he thought he'd be
he heard of singers like the beatles
the chipmunks he'd seen on tv!

I never new that song had lyrics until I heard Homer singing it.

Same here. I think they even said that in the commentary.

I find myself whistling that tune and often picture homer sitting in the car singing that little ditty. Makes me laugh

[boanna]

Some simple tips on survivng RMM

1) Never show favouritism to any one female, just admire them all
2) NEVER EVER start a duplicate thread
3) Brush up on your Simpsons trivia, quotes etc
4) Always agree with everything I say

 

5) dont leave pics of your cock all over the place. this is a boobie site. leave your
cock in the correct thread.....or PM it to boanna.

[boanna]

Jesus where do you live? Afghanistan?
Hell yeah

u gave afgan far to much credit! 3 stations? arent they still doing traveling puppet shows? they dont have cable....except for..well, we wont touch that subject right now.

[boanna]

if there  ever was a candidate for the funny cuz it's true award, that was it. :rolfmao:

u two are mean fuckers!

[Gnappster]

5) dont leave pics of your cock all over the place.  this is a boobie site. leave your
    cock in the correct thread.....or PM it to boanna.

correctest post ever

[boanna]

Thank you and goodnight!

(Remember when george starts telling jokes and when he gets a laugh he just walks out of the room? Leaving on a high. He did it in a meeting once at the Yankees... pricless)

yea but...he also followed an x-coworker out of state just to give him his "jerk" cut/joke and it failed!

[boanna]

That's why I love Curb Your Enthusiasm so much. It's like the guy George's character was based on(Larry David) pretty much how he is in real life, plus an R-rating. The one where he says cunt at the dinner party was clasic! bondi would appreciate it.

i have seen them all many times and i dont remember george saying that at a diner party. which one?

[Gnappster]

yea but...he also followed an x-coworker out of state just to give him his "jerk" cut/joke and it failed!

was that the jerkstore ep.? if so,

[boanna]

which is why "fucking cunt" is so appropriate.  the "cunt" gives a little boost to the worn out fuck, whereas the "fuck" kind of takes the edge off of the "cunt."  Quite the combination, I must say, you fucking cunt!

speaking of which...

What's the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of pygmies?

[boanna]

shit, im so far behind here. i read shit, then post what comes to my head, then read down further and find that someone already thought of what i posted....long before i did.

the scary part is knowing there are so many others out there who think like i do!

[boanna]

was that the jerkstore ep.? if so,     

yes sir.


my favorite line from any episode.....if you know the reply then meet me for lunch and i wont be wearin any panties!

"...then how are all these people gettin' together?"

[Gnappster]

i have seen them all many times and i dont remember george saying that at a diner party.  which one?

It's from Curb Your Enthusiasm, not Seinfeld. But the star of Curb is Larry David, one of the co-creators of Seinfeld. The character of George is based off the real life Larry David. In Curb Your Enthusiasm, David plays himself in a show about his life after Seinfeld. Funny as hell. Actually Jason Alexander(George Costanza) has quite a few apperarances in Vurb Your Enthusiasm. Check it out!

That is all.

[bondiguy]

ahh, another great episide!

Spinal Tap: Good night Springton, there will be no éncore.

Thats the one

5) dont leave pics of your cock all over the place.  this is a boobie site. leave your
    cock in the correct thread.....or PM it to boanna.

Bingo

u gave afgan far to much credit!  3 stations?  arent they still doing traveling puppet shows?  they dont have cable....except for..well, we wont touch that subject right now.

Well they record those video messages somehow...
another thing. How good is their Internet connection? They are forever posting on the internet!

yea but...he also followed an x-coworker out of state just to give him his "jerk" cut/joke and it failed!

Is that Seinfeld or Curb???

The only thing I can think of is when George is eating "shrimp" at a work lunch and his co worker says, "Hey george, the ocean called, they wan't their Shrimp back!"

[Bobaloo]

Thats the one
Bingo
Well they record those video messages somehow...
another thing. How good is their Internet connection? They are forever posting on the internet!
Is that Seinfeld or Curb???

The only thing I can think of is when George is eating "shrimp" at a work lunch and his co worker says, "Hey george, the ocean called, they wan't their Shrimp back!"

seinfeld. It's when george is eating shrimp and the guy says, "george, the ocean just called. They're running out of shrimp." George has no comeback and it kills him. He later thinks of a "good" comeback line, which is "the jerk store called and they're running outta you!" he travels far to go to a meeting, orders in shrimp, and eats it like a maniac just to get this guy to use that line on him. He delivers his jerk store line which immediately backfires with "that's okay. Cuz you're their all-time bestseller" George replies "well, I slept with your wife!" only to find out that the guy's wife is in the hospital. George has nothing and leaves the meeting. On his long drive home he thinks of something, which we don't know what it is, and is compelled to turn around to deliver his comeback.

My comeback would have been: Yeah, I know she's in the hospital. her complete sexual exhaustion was my doing, you jackass!

Anyway... I'm sure you knew that already. I just wanted to relive the moment and get a good laugh out of it.

click

[Gnappster]

another thing. How good is their Internet connection? They are forever posting on the internet!

sounds like someone I know

seinfeld.  It's when george is eating shrimp and the guy says, "george, the ocean just called.  They're running out of shrimp."  George has no comeback and it kills him.  He later thinks of a "good" comeback line, which is "the jerk store called and they're running outta you!"  he travels far to go to a meeting, orders in shrimp, and eats it like a maniac just to get this guy to use that line on him.  He delivers his jerk store line which immediately backfires with "that's okay.  Cuz you're their all-time bestseller"  George replies "well, I slept with your wife!"  only to find out that the guy's wife is in the hospital.  George has nothing and leaves the meeting.  On his long drive home he thinks of something, which we don't know what it is, and is compelled to turn around to deliver his comeback. 

My comeback would have been:  Yeah, I know she's in the hospital.  her complete sexual exhaustion was my doing, you jackass!

Anyway... I'm sure you knew that already.  I just wanted to relive the moment and get a good laugh out of it.

click

I laughed my ass off reading that. Forgot how it all went down.

[bondiguy]

seinfeld.  It's when george is eating shrimp and the guy says, "george, the ocean just called.  They're running out of shrimp."  George has no comeback and it kills him.  He later thinks of a "good" comeback line, which is "the jerk store called and they're running outta you!"  he travels far to go to a meeting, orders in shrimp, and eats it like a maniac just to get this guy to use that line on him.  He delivers his jerk store line which immediately backfires with "that's okay.  Cuz you're their all-time bestseller"  George replies "well, I slept with your wife!"  only to find out that the guy's wife is in the hospital.  George has nothing and leaves the meeting.  On his long drive home he thinks of something, which we don't know what it is, and is compelled to turn around to deliver his comeback. 

My comeback would have been:  Yeah, I know she's in the hospital.  her complete sexual exhaustion was my doing, you jackass!

Anyway... I'm sure you knew that already.  I just wanted to relive the moment and get a good laugh out of it.

click

Yeah thats the episode.... fucking funny as!

sounds like someone I know

Bobaloo?

[Bobaloo]

Bobaloo?

yeah, I heard about that guy

he's a real charachter. AVoid him at all costs.

[bondiguy]

yeah, I heard about that guy

he's a real charachter.  AVoid him at all costs.

Thannk you, masked stranger

[Bobaloo]

Thannk you, masked stranger

I was going to post something , but I had to look it up to be sure I was right. When I did, I found this hilarious line...

"At the bowling lanes, Homer, Moe, and Apu prepare their balls. "

[bondiguy]

I was going to post something , but I had to look it up to be sure I was right.  When I did, I found this hilarious line...

"At the bowling lanes, Homer, Moe, and Apu prepare their balls. "

Where is that from? An episode guide?