umm I'm 20 living in Missouri, in a town nobody has heard of. I'm a real nerd, i like to play games, mess with the computer, read books. I'm not really good at these types of posts and i'm usually not good at really posting period since I don't like to just jump in with comments. So um well if you'd like to know anything i would be happy to try and answer them.

Welcome to RMM

I think that this pic will become my WelcomeBoob

ok so i just wanted to post and say that after reading some more threads since starting my own topic, it seems there is some really cool and crazy stuff talked about around here and even though i probably wont talk much ill enjoy reading

Some simple tips on survivng RMM

1) Never show favouritism to any one female, just admire them all
2) NEVER EVER start a duplicate thread
3) Brush up on your Simpsons trivia, quotes etc
4) Always agree with everything I say

5) Jrock8 loves cock pics PMd to her. If you send her a pic of your cock, you will get an awesome pic in return. totally worth it.

bob, just b/c you keep sending me pics of your cock doesn't mean i want to see them... although if this noob does send me a cock shot, i'll be sure to forward it on to you... i know how you're looking to build your collection

You play with matches, you get burned. I sacrifice so much for a good laugh

97% smarter than half of the noobs around here already.







Check

Mate

Editting inside of the quotation marks is a questionable behavior...But then Gnapster is a questionable character...

You two need to get a room!

hey sweetheart! just wanted to say whats up and you can be my male slave anytime!

Well, I don't remember any of that but I don't have the wherewithal to defend myself.

Then I have no choice but to charge you the full cost of the materials

OK, heres $10.00.

damn, impressive cross-show spotting! but I guess it's still in the Groening universe.

what have I done??!!

yeah, it's been a while since I've seen Futurama spewed about here. I was totally into the show when it first came out... then I missed a few eps and lost track of it all and then just gave up. I had to cheat to spot that, but that was my first guess on where it came from.

and...

I finally watched the first commentary with conan... it was pretty lame, believe it or not. well, some of it was funny, but the commentary lacked because everyone seemed awestruck by him for some reason. I hope the monorail commentary is better. i can't wait to get to that ep.

I had the same futurama experience. now I try and catch it on cartoon network. it really was a funny show with some great one liners, died before its time.

I read that about one of the conan commentaries somewhere, kinda a letdown.

Thanks for editing my quote haha



Damn now there is an offer you cant refuse!

thank you wild n crazy ill keep that in mind. and i used to watch futurama but then i only got 3 stations and it doesnt appear on any of them.

Welcome to RMM. Post regulary and be nice to the lovely ladies *Including my girlfriend, PussyDrippin69* and you'll do fine on here. Just don't say anything stupid or post repetitive threads because the board warriors will DESTROY YOU

Jesus where do you live? Afghanistan?



Hell yeah

umm no bondiguy i just cant afford cable or satelite and since I'm in the country all I get is 3 stations

that's crazy talk. everyone knows satellite is free!

Exactly!

I remember when I only had 3 channels, then we got DirecTV and my world changed.

(my world changed = HBO = titty porn = awesome when you are 13) haha

I remember when we had only two channels (I was about 5 or 6 years old) Now we have two channels that are broadcasting because of TV"taxes" and three channels which are online because they like to send stupid commercials! And then we have few digi-channels and in august 2007 all our channels go digital and analogical ends...I don´t know how this is in somewhere else...But I´m glad I can watch MTV Finland

i use to have DirecTV but then i got broke and had to cancel it... i miss becker

of all the things to miss, you miss that. The last good thing Ted Danson was in is Mary Steenburgen, and even that's a stretch.

yeah i watch alot of Seinfeld reruns on TBS, thats' about all i watch on TV.

Yeah anyone that would have sex w/ Whoopi Goldberg willingly needs serious help haha.

so sue me i liked ted danson as becker, i also miss the music of directv, sometimes id catch seinfeld

Oh, chill out. We're just messing with you. This place would be no fun at all if everyone was so serious all the time. heck, I'm not even being serious right now.

allow me to take this moment to urge all heed my signature.

oh sorry that wasnt me being serious, i was actually joking there, sorry ill have figure out how to fix that so that i dont come across serious

any one of these smileys will do...



For a more comprehensive guide to proper smiley use, please click here

oh ill need to stop using fast reply then

cable too


if it's anything like the MTV here, you're not missing much



I got ECM'd and had to cancel it



bwahahaha


I was a fool to think anyone would want pictures of Whoopi Goldberg naked.

Nah, who needs Whoopi Goldberg pics when you can look at Bea Arthur pics....

lmao just kidding, funny story though.

We were in the computer lab at school and it was jam packed and ppl were printing stuff and the printer jammed and one of my friends was like "Hey dude what's wrong w/ the printer" really loud, and I said "I don't know man, it's jammed" and he said "Oh shit! I hope my naked pictures of Bea Arthur didn't jam up the printer! I'll have to print them over again!" really loud, lmao it was hilarious, everyone was like "uhh......what?"

hilarious!!! at least, it is if it's the one I think it is where the guy throws the case of pics down the bottomless pit and the pit throws it back.

I just check and , yes, it is

What the???

funny i have no comment to anything said...

hahaha





so did you ever get those bea arthur pics?




and if so could you send em to me?





*phew*

Sure dude, i have around here somewhere hrmm........*digs through his computer and finds the folder The Golden Shower Girls XXX*.....ok dude i can hook u up now!


I wonder how many ppl take this post seriously

dude, could you send me those pics???

funnily enough, that pic is posted in one of the threads around here. I wouldnt be surprised if gnappy or bondi or jork posted it in the past week or so.

haha damn that sounds scary. I'd rather not see that.

yes it does sound very scary

Sure is scary around here.

redundancy is just keeping old things new

it was more like 3 weeks ago

that should have been hot mama's av

if there ever was a candidate for the funny cuz it's true award, that was it. :rolfmao:

What you are comparing yourself to Ted Danson now?



Then you'll appreciate the above reference

Hilarious!!! and well played!!!