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[tripled]

you probably didn't notice the hat since you were positioned behind the horse!!!!!!

[Gnappster]

you probably didn't notice the hat since you were positioned behind the horse!!!!!!

haha BAM!

[Optimax]

Thank you for your comment!

But I was in fact under it.

and I'd like to add that I'm not a superficial man.....I'd love that horse even without the hat.

you probably didn't notice the hat since you were positioned behind the horse!!!!!!

[Bobaloo]

Thank you for your comment!

But I was in fact under it.

and I'd like to add that I'm not a superficial man.....I'd love that horse even without the hat.

I was going to reply with a comment about your being under the horse in an attempt to burn you, but, alas, you have done it yourself creating what I think is one of your best posts yet.

[bondiguy]

I found the perfect hat for ya Optimax...

Proudly made in New Zealand!

but i prefer this one

Have you seen Clerks 2? You'll like it!

I didn't notice it was wearing a hat

That was actually pretty funny

[Optimax]

I haven't seen clerks 2 yet, but i want to.....my favourite film of all time is Jay and Silent Bob strike back.

That probably reinforces the general opinion that I'm a half wit........but that usually helps in court when you're up against an animal sex crime

I'd better get back to the fields

Proudly made in New Zealand!
Have you seen Clerks 2? You'll like it!
That was actually pretty funny

[bondiguy]

I don't want to spoil it but Clerks 2 has a seen involving a donkey and a guy that looks like El Duce and it isn't pretty.... right up your alley

[Gnappster]

I don't want to spoil it but Clerks 2 has a seen involving a donkey and a guy that looks like El Duce and it isn't pretty.... right up your alley

a donkey right up his alley, he'd probably enjoy that

[bondiguy]

a donkey right up his alley, he'd probably enjoy that

All pun intended

[Optimax]

lol

Touche!

But i'm far too sexually advanced for that....a donkey doesn't even touch the sides any more.

Does anyone know a Blue Whale who doesn't smoke and likes going for walks?

a donkey right up his alley, he'd probably enjoy that

[Gnappster]

lol

Touche!

But i'm far too sexually advanced for that....a donkey doesn't even touch the sides any more.

Does anyone know a Blue Whale who doesn't smoke and likes going for walks?

No, but I'm compareably equipped

and no, sorry, not interested.

[Bobaloo]

No, but I'm compareably equipped
and no, sorry, not interested.

and the obvious burn is: So your asshole is stretched enough to compare to a blue whale's??

[Gnappster]

and the obvious burn is: So your asshole is stretched enough to compare to a blue whale's?? 

I can't say I saw that one coming

[Bobaloo]

I can't say I saw that one coming

that's okay. I just read the backlash of my "taker" comment.

[Optimax]

Thats cos it was behind you

I can't say I saw that one coming

[Optimax]

the whale i mean

[Optimax]

As much as I enjoy this.....cant we get some more ladies on this thread to take the piss out of me.

Bring it on Tripled (No.1)!!


In the meantime, here's a photo of me and my gal to keep you tantalised

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[Gnappster]

As much as I enjoy this.....cant we get some more ladies on this thread to take the piss out of me.

Bring it on Tripled (No.1)!!
In the meantime, here's a photo of me and my gal to keep you tantalised

1. getting any females to check out our 411's is no easy task
2. that is exasperated when you the bulk of your personal info hints at beastiality
just sayin

[Christof]

1. getting any females to check out our 411's is no easy task
2. that is exasperated when you the bulk of your personal info hints at beastiality
just sayin

Its true mine seemed to be focused on watersports and I havent seen it in so long I might have to declare it legally dead!

[Optimax]

Gentlemen.....it may be true that it's difficult to find a nice lady who is into pissing on you while you fuck animals, but if you dont try, you don't succeed.

If you throw enough shit at a wall, some of it will eventually stick

[Gnappster]

Gentlemen.....it may be true that it's difficult to find a nice lady who is into pissing on you while you fuck animals, but if you dont try, you don't succeed.

If you throw enough shit at a wall, some of it will eventually stick

for that see bondi's thread

[Bobaloo]

for that see bondi's thread 

Just when I get that image outta my head, you gotta bring it back up.

[bondiguy]

and the obvious burn is: So your asshole is stretched enough to compare to a blue whale's?? 

1. getting any females to check out our 411's is no easy task
2. that is exasperated when you the bulk of your personal info hints at beastiality
just sayin

for that see bondi's thread 

Actually if I recall correctly it is YOUR thread that contains many notions of beasitality, and perhaps even one lady covered in shit for sexual gratification?

[Bobaloo]

Actually if I recall correctly it is YOUR thread that contains many notions of beasitality, and perhaps even one lady covered in shit for sexual gratification?

Is that frowned upon in this office? Cuz had I known... ,

[bondiguy]

Is that frowned upon in this office?  Cuz had I known...  ,

One can gratify themself any way they wish to, just make sure you flush afterwards