[attachmentid=28544]I reckon I've got bigger boobs than anyone on here......

and i've got 4 of them

moooo

Snort....stamp....stamp

mooooOOOO!

Optimax, I think your mum stole your password.

Hey, quit picking on belicked's girlfriend.

Thanks gnappster

I caught my mum (or as i know her...the sow) using my password

back to the real world

i'd say boanna, tripled and fellatiofiend have the top place!!!

rock on!!!! and dont stop!

I believe a sow is a pig...but hey, you know your mother better than I do.
Although that ONE night I got to know her pretty well

does she squeal like a pig or just smell like one

Gnappy has carnal knowledge of a lot of farm animals.

yeah, but it's lawful carnal knowledge

Bugger!!

gnappster...i think you're right about sows..... worryingly I've got a BSC degree in biological science.....good old English education!

....either way, any talk of my mother should be halted........, or I may get her spayed...and there will be less to do of a tuesday night

I think this entire thread should be moved to the WTF forum.

agreed.
this dude makes naraz's posts seem understandable and coherant.

I'm new to this place, so I have no idea who Naraz is......but I need to find out!

But before that i need to die from alcohol poisoning.......hopefully i will be resurrected tomorrow and convince my girlfriend to get her tits out for this site.

I'm not being too lame.... you must remember that I'm about 4 hours ahead of you lot in USA (great place, full of great people but some weirdos (GWB)).

Fuck me Englands cold......

Never has the technical difficulties been more apt!



BAM!



WTF indeed? This guy makes me look like I have never drunk or smoked weed in my life and makes Evade and 3D look high school educated



You are from England but you are lised as being from Washington???

Not from Washington......have no idea why that is, or how to change it.

fear not, it has been changed now

although you all are bashing Optimax, i must say, i think his attempt at humor is only to impress you so you will welcome him. so be nice and ease him in. lol

anyways, thanks for the mention! and in the good spirit of RMM

Welcome!

you are easily won aren't you? A little name drop and your moist

I'm sure jork will be eager to "ease him in".

hey, if he's got 4 boobs, why not?

Ah, yes, the sought-after mammaquad.

For some reason this reminded me of Jrock and Gnappy.

actually no. not at all.... although flattered, it doesnt mean much. any wierd gross fucker can like what they see but it doesnt mean i necessarily condone their fascination with me...


im just a nice person (believe it or not) lol

Sounds a little moist to me.

i actually thought of putting this in the JUST PICTURES thread... no need to double up tho. haha and i was thinking more of a Bondi- Gnappy connection....

It's purely a platonic, in a full on man-love kind of way, relationship, nothing more.

anything sounds moist to you............


whatever helps you sleep at night, hun.... or NOT "sleep" at night...

:lol BAM!



Bam again



and OWNED

Plenty more where this came from

What in the hell is going on in here???

He seems to have a very unhealthy infatuation with livestock

Dammit!!! There's an ep where at the opening credits bart is writing on the chalkboard... I will not bring sheep to class, I will not bring sheep to class... But I can't find the damn frame for it. ARGH!!!

i'm still looking. if at the end of my search you don't have it, it's not out there lol.

I'll just take a picture of my TV tonight.

why don't you just play it on your computer, and use SnagIt to rip the screen grab off it.
or you could click here

Surely you're talking about Baaaaaahrt Simpson

another one from his personal collection.

I see you give it the thumbs up gnappster.

you love that shit!

i'm all over it like a dirty shirt.

Ha, that's funny. I just was talking to a customer and before he left he said, okay, I'm off like a dirty shirt. Strange.

I don't even know why I said it, just came to mind.
It's the string theory man! It's all connected.

This guy is seriously twisted

i thought it was "Im off like a Prom Dress!"

I've said that before too. On my wedding night I switched around a bit and said I'm off like a wedding dress. I'm so clever.

not really..... but good try though.

I am sure that made Mrs Bobaloo weak at the knees

No. it was the chloroform that did that.

old habits die hard.

I'm off like Bob Hopes milk