the randomness is just filler between titty pics. more pics, less random shit from us. it's a simple tradeoff.


haha, reminds me of when bart throws a paper airplane and hits todd flanders, to which he shrieks, "ow, my eyeball!"
ooops, sorry FF

hahaha, I remember that little dude.


oops sorry again FF.
That is all.

hilarious

Your skills are almost scary

Agreed. If you start slapping up more pics, I wont' have time to interject random thought... like... "The crows seem to be calling my name," thought Caw

Flanders kids are hilarious!!!

That chicken hawk had so much commtiment!

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im so bored.
the cutie i work with (Eric) has been making sexual comments to me that are hilarious and hes been talking about getting his dick sucked. hes pretty much kidding but its really funny and we have such a good time. i really would blow him in the stairwell or something. lol

we just hired a new programmer at work also (Zach). hes very tall and has a sexy fucking bald head. omg i love it! bald heads get me every dang time.

anyways.... heres a pic... just for the fuck of it.

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I like the new high resolution FF - and thanks for sharing your fantasies about your workmates. Your fantasy has become mine...and now its off to the Y to swim laps to use the sexual energy somewhere else.

If he's talking about getting his dick sucked and it sounds like he's kidding, he's not. He just doesn't want to sound desperate if you're not interested.



YOU want to give your workmate a blowjob in the stairwell?

Good question. No, that's not exactly what I meant. I hope you're not disappointed, Gnappster. Sharing a fantasy is one of those kind of things that's like sharing a life. Each partner can play a different role.

From inside the mind of a desperado

Cort...he is NOT kidding! I am a guy and I know how we think. I do not get head enough at home. If there were someone like you around me and I thought there was even a chance in hell that you'd suck my dick I would most likely take you up on it. Perhaps he has somehow read your postings and wants to see how you'll react? That I cannot say...but do not be fooled. If you looked him square in the eye and said I'll suck it! He is gonna be shooting his wad in your face about as fast as you can lick it up.

We've seen your pix...what red blooded american guy would not love to have you suck his dick?

Cort im guessing as all the other living and breathing males here do , if hes talking about a Bj he is probably hoping you will take him up on it and give him one , and who can blame him , Id like one from ya as well ,,, you ever considered babysitting for a older man ?????????

dont worry I was thinking the same thing

I think this whole idea brings up a very interesting question. How many married men would let someone else blow em? I have to say as a guy who has been married to 10+ years, I would feel real bad about sleeping with another woman...but have her blow me and maybe I fondle around a little...suddenly it sounds like a whole other ballgame, at least to me. Its a chance to be "naughty" without going over the edge of the cliff. At least for me, I think I WOULD! How bout you?

forget it! I wouldn't blow a married man....or a single one for that matter.



but as a married man, as much as it pains me, I think I would consider getting a hummer from a girl who isn't your wife, cheating. What difference does it make if you're sticking your dick in her mouth or her pussy, at least from a cheating standpoint?

Not saying I would not feel guilty about it...but I would not feel as guilty about it as I would if I did "stick it in her". I am only being honest here...if the situation was right and someone offered and I felt reasonably sure I'd never be found out...I'd have to think long and hard about it and I am pretty sure I would end up caving in!

Call me human

Yes, Cortney. I vote for going beyond the fantasy, and offer to blow Eric. Or, maybe you can kid him about it first - and pretend that it is all just a big joke..until you have his cock in your mouth. Anyway, keep us posted, we are all waiting to hear where this all leads!

BAM!

I have a rule on cheating and I think I may have said it before. If you dont want your S/O doing it, than it is cheating.

If a guy doesn't feel that copping a blowjob is cheating than basic logic suggests he'd be fine with his girl choking back a big fat cock

are you trying to make me agree with you . but you are right. if it's ok for me to shove my cock in some chick's mouth, then it's ok for my wife to chugg some dude's cock. therefore i keep my cock to myself.

Good plan!

You need to be bored more often.

shit this has been all some really awesome conversation. like ok, i tell eric that i would do it if he were serious. the fact of the matter is, i would never make the first move. i would never corner him, never seriously come on to him. i joke about puttin my boobs in his face etc. but i never do and he sometiems comes to my desk to look at my computer for whatever reason, i would really blow him if we had the opportunity, and i pretty much make that clear but he acts really like shy about it or like its a really crazy notion.

i wish i could respond to a lot of your comments and questions but to be real right now, im pretty fucking buzzed and i dont know how im even tryping straight or right or watever. lol

lets talk about it more so i can answer when im sober. lol

blow the guy , and take pics , and share with us , show him your boobs and take pics , and show them to us .... LOL

I think you need to think seriously about what you just said. You'd like to mess around with him...you "Joke" about putting your boobs in his face. You say he "Jokes" about getting his dick sucked? What makes you think he is any less serious than you? I am a man...and if I say anything to someone about wanting them to blow me...I AM SERIOUS! You may pass it off as a joke so if she responds negatively, you can play it off and say "lighten up...I was kidding", but I'd still venture a guess to say deep down he is having fantasies about you sucking on his tool.

And how are you making the first move if he plays along with the conversation? More than likely his sudden shyness is really him getting worried that the little misses will find out or something like that. I vote for putting your money where you'd like to put your mouth and the next time he is "joking" just say "well Eric...if you really want a good blowjob...just whip it out...I'll never tell your wife"...if he laughs come back with a quick "oh...do you think I am joking"..if it goes bad, you still have the option of saying "get serious.....it was a joke man!" and laugh it off. But I'd still bet on the fact if he thinks you will and he won't get caught he will follow through.

I am still betting on the fact that he has seen your posts through some friends or whatever and he already knows whats on your mind and just does not know how to act on it?

You'd feel better cause the sexual tension would be broken and I am sure he'd feel better when you were gulping down a wad of his cum...so I still say do it!

Bondi,

There is one fundamental flaw in yout theory...if my girl would choke back a big fat cock, I would not want anyone else to do it cause I'd be getting it at home
Thats my biggest beef in the first place....she used to do it quite often and now its one of those things "Oh...I don't do that anymore".

However on a more serious aspect, I can tell you I would be far less disappointed hearing she did do that with someone else than if she went all out and screwed some guy? Don't know why...it just seems different. I guess that goes back to the early dating years when a girl would give you a hummer or blow you because she "did not want to have sex with you". They already set up the ground rules where head is different from sex?

And there has to be grey areas in the "rules of cheating"...I mean if your girl brought home a girlfriend with her and said "honey...we want you to do us both"...would you turn that down and say "no...that would be cheating"? Just a thought

stevieboy I value your insightful post, and here is my reply...

It is unfortunate that your girl does not want to do "that"anymore. As much as people try and have a relationship survive on love, communication, honesty etc, sex is a major factor. No sex, no relationship. If she isn't fulfilling your needs tell her so, she may have her pride dented but it might kick her into gear too!

Now, whilst I'd like to think my fiancee would not cheat, I am not so sure about your theory. If you think about it sex is pretty natural and despite how gut wrenching it would be. If the cheating girl was smart enough to get the guy to wear a rubber, despite some kissing and fondling, no real contact was made! With a blowjob however, some strange guys filthy cock has been licked and sucked and put half way down your girls throat, and to top if off he probably gives her a nice mouthful. Spit or swallow your kissing that mouth goodnight each night!

Lastly I believe your "greay areas" are covered in my rule. She initiated such an event such as a threesome. If it had a "you get one, I get one clasue" I'd decline. However if she wanted it as a one off, she obviously doesn't consider it cheating and therefore neither would I

I think we can agree to disagree on this one...but let me leave you with this one last question...Looking at how well Cort seems to handle a man's tool (just look at the pix)...would you not have a hard time refusing???

Like I said...I may feel somewhat guilty later on, but I think for myself personally the temptation would be too much and I'd give in!

Call me human

Human,

We most certainly can amiccably disagree on this one. I guess your temptations come back to lack of BJs at home.

Whilst not trying to disrespect FF here if I saw her at a bar one night and she offered to blow me I'd politely decline. I guess cheating just isn't in my nature

okay bondi , is it cheating if ya dont orgasm while shes blowing ya ?

I agree that if your taliwacker touches another female in anyway it could be seen as cheating , I think weather its a bj or sex or even a hand job its cheating , if my wife brought another women home and wanted to have a 3some I d probably faint then join in and let her have the lead , if she initiates it can her lawyer consider it cheating ?
I just helped a employee go thru a very long tearful divoce , he walked into his house and caught his wife activly blowing the guy while he was sitting on the kitchen counter , he successfully beat the hell out of the guy only to be arrested in his own home for battery cause the wife had invited the man into the home , were I got involved was I owned the home , I had a lease with the husband not the wife , I went to the district attorney got the battery charged lessoned to minor charge , but with the lawyers it didnt matter that she was blowing the guy and her daughter was in the next room watching TV , the only thing that would have helped would have been she was blowing him while he was snorting coke while the little girl was in the other room .. My point is that to human kind its cheating regardless to the courts it depends on the situation . a person has to use there own judgement ..

lots of women would consider us coming to this site and looking at boobs cheating , I cant say much I have pics here of other women then my wife showing there boobs .. Just my 2cents worth , not ment to be augumental just telling a true life story .

I disagree whole heartedly on this one. Animals go about fucking each other indiscriminately, as humans we certainly have that in our nature and the fact we choose to be monogamous when its in our nature not to be is what seperates us, or some of us at least. Maybe im just naive but thats my 2.5 cents worth.