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post Feb 9 2006, 04:27 PM
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I always thought the same thing:

http://parisfacial.ytmnd.com/

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post Feb 9 2006, 04:37 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 9 2006, 04:27 PM)
I always thought the same thing:

http://parisfacial.ytmnd.com/

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That's funny... Her whole existence is so unreal. laughing-smiley-014.gif


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post Feb 9 2006, 07:17 PM
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I've seen at least one deviation, when her boyfriend was coating her tonsils with his cum on her infamous video. Although if you photoshopped out his dick, it was still pretty close to that same look.
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post Feb 9 2006, 09:43 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 9 2006, 04:27 PM)
I always thought the same thing:

http://parisfacial.ytmnd.com/

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That kicks ass!

I totally lovew her, I read her book and well. if you have a BILLION dollars, have the right family you too can be an heiress!!

IT'S CALLED REALITYSWEETHEART!

I still think she is the sexiest woman alive though
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post Feb 9 2006, 09:57 PM
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QUOTE(Canadian_Hottie @ Feb 9 2006, 09:43 PM)
That kicks ass!

I totally lovew her, I read her book and well. if you have a BILLION dollars, have the right family you too can be an heiress!!

IT'S CALLED REALITYSWEETHEART!

I still think she is the sexiest woman alive though
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I have to disagree with ya on that one, I for one think she's average looking at best, and she's dumber than dog shit...so that doesn't help her much either.
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post Feb 9 2006, 10:00 PM
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QUOTE(girlie_girl @ Feb 9 2006, 09:57 PM)
I have to disagree with ya on that one, I for one think she's average looking at best, and she's dumber than dog shit...so that doesn't help her much either.
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Nice!

She isn't that bright, publicized very well though.

Wouldn't mind if I could shoot a movie with her!
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post Feb 10 2006, 07:32 AM
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Gnappy... I'd say get a job and a girl because u have 2 much time on your hands.... but you have both! blink.gif

Look Paris isn't the hottest girl in town, although she is hella sexy. I would like to hear a guy who could realistically say he wouldn't fuck the living hell out of her if he had the chance.... I sure as hell would!

Also Closeup I may be wrong but in that video "One Night In Paris" I dont think her man actually cums in her mouth.... its more down her chest and there is one time he is going for gold and he cant even blow? He is fucking Paris Hilton for christ's sake! ummmm.... not that I have seen that filth tongue.gif


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post Feb 10 2006, 01:26 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 10 2006, 05:32 AM)
Gnappy... I'd say get a job and a girl because u have 2 much time on your hands.... but you have both! blink.gif



I do 98% of my board whoring at work . I waste A LOT of time online at work, but I still get my shit done so no one's the wiser grinning-smiley-003.gif .

And I gotta rewatch the paris hilton video, to jog my memory on the discrepancies listed above. jerkit.gif


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post Feb 10 2006, 05:29 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 10 2006, 01:26 PM)
I do 98% of my board whoring at work  . I waste A LOT of time online at work, but I still get my shit done so no one's the wiser  grinning-smiley-003.gif .

And I gotta rewatch the paris hilton video, to jog my memory on the discrepancies listed above.  jerkit.gif
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post Feb 10 2006, 05:40 PM
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yeeaaaah, mmmkay?


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post Feb 10 2006, 05:41 PM
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post Feb 10 2006, 05:47 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 10 2006, 03:41 PM)
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post Feb 10 2006, 05:50 PM
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I will burn this building down


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post Feb 10 2006, 05:54 PM
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Oh, and next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day... so, you know, if you want to you can go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.


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post Feb 10 2006, 06:01 PM
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I had to google this one...

"I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh"


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post Feb 10 2006, 06:09 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 10 2006, 04:01 PM)
I had to google this one...

"I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh"
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someone uses that or used to use that as their av.... thats how i thought of it! haha


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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 10 2006, 06:01 PM)
I had to google this one...

"I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh"
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post Feb 10 2006, 06:15 PM
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ummm..... I think we have gone from the big screen to the small screen with that quote!


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post Feb 10 2006, 06:23 PM
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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 10 2006, 04:15 PM)
ummm..... I think we have gone from the big screen to the small screen with that quote!
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but a good quote none the less


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post Feb 10 2006, 06:30 PM
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"Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"

"errrgghghh than I said you want it? Come and get it cause I don't know where it is! You make me wanna pppuukkeee"


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"Maybe it's the beer talking Marge but you got a butt that won't quit.
they got those big chewy pretzels here merJanthfgrr five dollars??!!!?
get outta here ..."


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post Feb 10 2006, 06:38 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Feb 10 2006, 06:34 PM)
"Maybe it's the beer talking Marge but you got a butt that won't quit.
   they got those big chewy pretzels here merJanthfgrr five dollars??!!!?
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haha

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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 10 2006, 04:38 PM)
haha

"wow that's a side of dad I've never seen before"

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post Feb 10 2006, 06:53 PM
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looks like Paris's thread has died and gone to simpson heaven!!!

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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 10 2006, 06:53 PM)
looks like Paris's thread has died and gone to simpson heaven!!!
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Listen here. My name is Homer J. simpson. You guys think I'm dead, but I'm not. Now I want you to straighten this out without alot of your beaucratic red tape and mumbo-jumbo.
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post Feb 10 2006, 10:16 PM
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No cable, No beer make Homer go crazy.
Now that I have the right topic. smilio04.gif
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I use to get so much shit for thinking Paris Hilton is hot 22.gif along with Mellisa Auf der Maur. I wouldn't say shes the sexiest, I would have to give that to Jessica Alba. food-smiley-004.gif
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post Feb 11 2006, 12:36 AM
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QUOTE(Pistone @ Feb 10 2006, 10:16 PM)
No cable, No beer make Homer go crazy.
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allow me to correct you

Homer: No beer and no t.v make homer go something something
Marge: Go Crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do......bllahahaghhrghagah


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QUOTE(bondiguy @ Feb 11 2006, 12:36 AM)
allow me to correct you

Homer: No beer and no t.v make homer go something something
Marge: Go Crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do......bllahahaghhrghagah
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That was what was written on the wall. When Marge found the type writter.
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