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post Apr 27 2006, 12:11 PM
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QUOTE(diane26 @ Apr 26 2006, 05:17 PM)
I tried that I ended up peeing all overmyself coz.gif
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QUOTE(diane26 @ Apr 26 2006, 06:18 PM)
As long as none of the sick shit is going into my mouth or in me I will be ok. I was never a mom that got vomited on or spitup on and stuff like that, I never shared drinks and forks and food with my kids just how I am. LOL
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Being a mum, how in the hell did you avoid being vomited on or spit up on. I'm a dad with one kid who isn't even two yet, and I've been thrown up on numerous times.


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post Apr 27 2006, 12:15 PM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Apr 26 2006, 07:14 PM)
laughing-smiley-017.gif How on earth did I miss that one???  That show was hilarious.  Never saw that sketch though.
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You are one funny -- and resourceful  -- fucker!!!  grinning-smiley-003.gif
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post Apr 27 2006, 12:20 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Apr 27 2006, 12:15 PM)
at least someone enjoyed the fruits of my useless talents (finding funny shit online! to hopefully avoid the obvious burn potential)
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Thanks for clarifying, I would have been hit in the crossfire of that burn. grinning-smiley-003.gif


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post Apr 27 2006, 12:55 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Apr 27 2006, 09:11 AM)
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Being a mum, how in the hell did you avoid being vomited on or spit up on. I'm a dad with one kid who isn't even two yet, and I've been thrown up on numerous times.
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post Apr 29 2006, 09:05 AM
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QUOTE(UncleBuck @ Apr 26 2006, 07:58 PM)
So this is wrong??
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yea its wrong...her necklace should have more diamonds in it.
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post Apr 29 2006, 09:07 AM
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QUOTE(Isaac_Putin @ Apr 26 2006, 07:54 AM)
You know when you kiss someone on the lips, it's only a few feet from the anus?  ph34r.gif

Also, don't people still wash down there any more?  If things are clean, I don't think you would even be aware that you were near that area.
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i wash, perfume, inspect with a magnifying mirror, and had all kinds of nasty hair lazered off, in many places. i am so fucking clean you could use my hind-end crack for a giant ski run!!!
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post Apr 29 2006, 09:11 AM
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QUOTE(boanna @ Apr 29 2006, 09:05 AM)
yea its wrong...her necklace should have more diamonds in it.
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post Apr 29 2006, 09:33 AM
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QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Apr 29 2006, 09:11 AM)
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so diamonds are a girls best friend blink.gif


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post Apr 29 2006, 10:39 AM
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QUOTE(boanna @ Apr 29 2006, 07:07 AM)
i wash, perfume, inspect with a magnifying mirror, and had all kinds of nasty hair lazered off, in many places.  i am so fucking clean you could use my hind-end crack for a giant ski run!!!
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post Apr 29 2006, 10:50 AM
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QUOTE(boanna @ Apr 29 2006, 09:07 AM)
i wash, perfume, inspect with a magnifying mirror, and had all kinds of nasty hair lazered off, in many places.  i am so fucking clean you could use my hind-end crack for a giant ski run!!!
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So were do i sign up to go skiing ? action-smiley-047.gif
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post Apr 29 2006, 06:14 PM
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QUOTE(boanna @ Apr 29 2006, 09:05 AM)
yea its wrong...her necklace should have more diamonds in it.
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DITTO! LOL! ROTFLMFAO! My thought exactly!
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post Apr 29 2006, 08:17 PM
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QUOTE(boanna @ Apr 29 2006, 10:07 AM)
i wash, perfume, inspect with a magnifying mirror, and had all kinds of nasty hair lazered off, in many places.  i am so fucking clean you could use my hind-end crack for a giant ski run!!!
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post May 1 2006, 12:42 AM
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QUOTE(boanna @ Apr 29 2006, 09:05 AM)
yea its wrong...her necklace should have more diamonds in it.
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Looks to me she almost "Wore a Pearl Necklace" tongue.gif


Yeah ... Diamonds would be soooo much better grinning-smiley-003.gif


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post May 4 2006, 12:36 PM
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QUOTE(boanna @ Apr 29 2006, 09:07 AM)
i wash, perfume, inspect with a magnifying mirror, and had all kinds of nasty hair lazered off, in many places.  i am so fucking clean you could use my hind-end crack for a giant ski run!!!
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And are there pics in the members only area? love-smiley-085.gif


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post May 5 2006, 05:51 PM
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QUOTE(boanna @ Apr 29 2006, 09:05 AM)
yea its wrong...her necklace should have more diamonds in it.
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For most of us guys on here...find us a woman who will actually suck one off like this and we'd probably go buy her the diaminds just to keep her around.
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post May 5 2006, 07:05 PM
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QUOTE(stevieboy @ May 5 2006, 02:51 PM)
For most of us guys on here...find us a woman who will actually suck one off like this and we'd probably go buy her the diaminds just to keep her around.
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I get diamonds without having to get cum all over my face nah.gif
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post May 10 2006, 08:30 PM
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QUOTE(jackyoulike @ Apr 18 2006, 09:27 PM)
When sucking dick is it 'the bigger the better'?
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Doesn't make much of a difference to me. If the cock is thick, my jaw does get tired sooner.
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post May 11 2006, 06:50 AM
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QUOTE(boanna @ Apr 29 2006, 09:07 AM)
i wash, perfume, inspect with a magnifying mirror, and had all kinds of nasty hair lazered off, in many places.  i am so fucking clean you could use my hind-end crack for a giant ski run!!!
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Oh my Bo.....I can think of many more delicious uses for your yummy hind-end baby.

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post Jun 16 2006, 03:03 PM
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QUOTE(diane26 @ Apr 25 2006, 10:29 PM)
Issac,

The points you made above are why if I were ever to go Bi I would not be very good at it for I would NEVER go down on a woman. GROSS!! If my husband never wanted to do it I would understand, BUT he happens to love it and he says I taste really sweet,well his precum does not if it did I would love giving Bj's.  Allthough the anus is a few inches from the other place it is still to close for comfort for me but that is the least of it at least the balls put a divider up on a woman there is no divider and how a man can enjoy licking an asshole or around it is BEYOND me.
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well shit diane. i have been working on getting my videos ready for all the perverts here....and i noticed theres a shot of me getting my, well, u know, a little south of the hoohah, licked. but if u dont like that, maybe i should reconsider and not put the vids up? mind u, i am almost fully clothed while this momentous took place. does that help?

and yes, i do think this post is worth going back and digging up....
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post Jun 16 2006, 03:04 PM
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QUOTE(stevieboy @ May 5 2006, 03:51 PM)
For most of us guys on here...find us a woman who will actually suck one off like this and we'd probably go buy her the diaminds just to keep her around.
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dont need diamonds. i keep him around cause he lets me suck his dick!
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post Jun 16 2006, 03:05 PM
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QUOTE(boanna @ Jun 16 2006, 03:04 PM)
dont need diamonds.  i keep him around cause he lets me suck his dick!
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You can have my cock anytime you want him Bo sugar.....although you already knew that.... love-smiley-077.gif


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post Jun 16 2006, 03:09 PM
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QUOTE(Isaac_Putin @ Apr 25 2006, 08:31 PM)
Diane, quite frankly, what's WRONG with hairy, sweaty balls???  Balls are supposed to be hairy and sweaty.  And women are supposed to love them.  laughing-smiley-014.gif

And all genitals are either where the pee comes out of -- or close to it.  A woman's urethra is like millimeters from the opening of the vagina.  Nobody would have oral sex by your lofty standards!   laughing-smiley-014.gif

And what direction are you approaching the "love rocket" from that it's so close to where the "#2" comes out???   ph34r.gif

And what's wrong with pre-cum???  It's not like it's sulfuric acid or something.

If you were the author, I think "The Joy of Sex" would be like five pages long!!!

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diane, get him to trim the bait and tackle a bit. then you'll like it. better yet, trim it for him, naked, both of u...u get to watch the cake rise while doin it! balls are soft little fellas, and its probably the only parts on a man that when we suck, they sometimes have to say...not too hard.....when do we get to ever hear that~!
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post Jun 16 2006, 05:06 PM
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QUOTE(paybarraman @ Jun 16 2006, 01:05 PM)
You can have my cock anytime you want him Bo sugar.....although you already knew that....  love-smiley-077.gif
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so how cum all the men who want their dicks sucked end up with women who dont wanna suck dick?

and all the women who love to suck dick end up with a man who....

where was i going with this?

bottom line.....more men want their dick sucked than women out here who like to suck dick.

thus, the need for sites like this.
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post Jun 16 2006, 05:17 PM
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QUOTE(boanna @ Jun 16 2006, 05:06 PM)
so how cum all the men who want their dicks sucked end up with women who dont wanna suck dick?

and all the women who love to suck dick end up with a man who....

where was i going with this?

bottom line.....more men want their dick sucked than women out here who like to suck dick.

thus, the need for sites like this.
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I'll second that.....my wife can suck a mean dick...sadly she stopped doing it the minute the wedding ring went on the finger...How does that work bang.gif
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post Jun 16 2006, 05:20 PM
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I'll second that.....my wife can suck a mean dick...sadly she stopped doing it the minute the wedding ring went on the finger...How does that work bang.gif
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maybe u were only mean before u got married? u said she sucks a mean dick!

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post Jun 16 2006, 05:25 PM
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QUOTE(boanna @ Jun 16 2006, 05:20 PM)
maybe u were only mean before u got married?  u said she sucks a mean dick!

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Jeeze Bo...how do I respond to that other than to say...if I thought it would help....I'd turn into the nastiest SOB she ever saw.

Nope...its a lost cause....When I said I DO...she said I Don't anymore!
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post Jun 16 2006, 05:35 PM
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QUOTE(stevieboy @ Jun 16 2006, 03:25 PM)
Jeeze Bo...how do I respond to that other than to say...if I thought it would help....I'd turn into the nastiest SOB she ever saw.

Nope...its a lost cause....When I said I DO...she said I Don't anymore!
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mean doesnt always mean mean...get it?

mean can also mean nasty, hot....

can we cry on eachothers shoulders ? when i met mr boanna, he said "u mean we can have sex 365 days a year?" i said "we better"... now here i am getting most of my sex alone.

moral of the story....meet me in my thread and lets fuck. oh yea, and you will get your cock sucked....kind of. but when we are done, u will know that i sure wanted to!! smile.gif
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QUOTE(boanna @ Jun 16 2006, 03:06 PM)
so how cum all the men who want their dicks sucked end up with women who dont wanna suck dick?

and all the women who love to suck dick end up with a man who....

where was i going with this?

bottom line.....more men want their dick sucked than women out here who like to suck dick.

thus, the need for sites like this.
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post Jun 20 2006, 12:22 PM
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does size matter........ well i heard more than a mouthful is a waste..... yeah right.... 11.gif
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