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It Finally Happened, I Am Bored Masturbating, need some help
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Jan 13 2006, 02:12 AM
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After many years of enjoyably fucking myself, I am sick of it. I Haven't been able to jerk off to porn for years now since all I think about is work when I see porn, which wasn't that big of a deal since I can just jerk off and relive all those memorable past hot fucking moments. Now that barely works anymore no matter how many of the ex GF's I toss in the room with cock. I am sick of my plastic pahgynah's I been fucking, gone through a couple of em now and they get boring, and it takes me 20 or 30 minutes to get off on my own which is ridiculous for a guy jerking off, guys know what I mean. WTF am I gonna do? It takes me forever to get off with a girl which is not that big of a deal since it all feels good, but wacking off is just boring. k, I'm not really looking for advice, I'm just venting.
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Jan 13 2006, 12:10 PM
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that sucks freak. when your hobby becomes your fulltime job, it often loses it's novelty. and when you're like 14, a girl in a bikini could get you off, then as you get older it's a naked chick, then it has to be a naked chick spread eagle, then a naked chick spread eagle getting fucked and so on and so forth. So with that progression I can see how you've reach the end and there really isn't anywhere left to progress to. maybe you need to seek other sexual avenues. You work a lot in the visual, maybe sex letters or phone sex might help(and not FROM or with me either, couldnt leave myself wide open for that one). and failing that, there's always midgets, amputees and farm animals. just saying is all.
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johnfreak It Finally Happened, I Am Bored Masturbating Jan 13 2006, 02:12 AM Narazbad damn..i do NOT envy being you...lol Jan 13 2006, 02:14 AM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) johnfreak
I know, right? And I'm single ATM too, so... Jan 13 2006, 02:19 AM Narazbad im sorry john...i really am. that fucking SUCKS ha... Jan 13 2006, 02:22 AM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) johnfreak
while you watched? :kisses: Jan 13 2006, 02:24 AM jrock8
it sounds like all that's left is to kill y... Jan 13 2006, 02:26 AM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) johnfreak
yeah, gave up drugs (mostly) and drinking (mostl... Jan 13 2006, 02:28 AM Narazbad aah! bastard! even freeks on my ass now... Jan 13 2006, 02:26 AM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) johnfreak
haha, I won't even go there, it's implied... Jan 13 2006, 02:28 AM bondiguy Naraz... first of all, why must u constantly drag ... Jan 13 2006, 02:27 AM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) johnfreak
ehh, the shit I've worked on and seen, there... Jan 13 2006, 02:31 AM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) jrock8
maybe b/c you said "yes" a dozen time... Jan 13 2006, 02:35 AM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) bondiguy
Hey... I was young and Naive! haha
and Naz.... Jan 13 2006, 02:38 AM Narazbad go back to drinking? maybe sex on the beach :P Jan 13 2006, 02:28 AM Narazbad your the one whos there freek....muwahhahaha Jan 13 2006, 02:30 AM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) johnfreak
ehh, I just like freaking people out.. I can... Jan 13 2006, 02:33 AM bondiguy
So you are like Jacqain Phoenix in 8mm? Jan 13 2006, 02:35 AM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) fellatiofiend18
he was in that?? i only remember nic cage......... Sep 2 2006, 01:02 AM Narazbad lol...does ANYTHING you say make sense? Jan 13 2006, 02:35 AM Narazbad rofl Jan 13 2006, 02:35 AM Narazbad i remember the movie but it didnt interest me enou... Jan 13 2006, 02:42 AM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) bondiguy
Dude... great film! Jan 13 2006, 02:47 AM Narazbad aah..so is american beauty Jan 13 2006, 02:49 AM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) bondiguy
aslo a great movie..... however, is that going t... Jan 13 2006, 02:50 AM Narazbad i was thinking more of the man behind the camera r... Jan 13 2006, 02:51 AM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) bondiguy
i didn't know posting on the forums aroused ... Jan 13 2006, 03:07 AM Narazbad oh yes...it does! dont you know thats why im a... Jan 13 2006, 03:09 AM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) bondiguy
:puke: Jan 13 2006, 03:11 AM Narazbad muwahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa Jan 13 2006, 03:12 AM paybarraman John I feel for ya buddy...
But considering my la... Jan 13 2006, 11:09 AM COMEDYMAN Freak the next logical step is to begin killing pr... Jan 13 2006, 11:22 AM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) jrock8
isn't that the thing that swells when men ge... Jan 13 2006, 01:44 PM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) imagonsgirl
start killing? how about stop killing....thats wh... Jan 13 2006, 03:39 PM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) johnfreak
To my defense, I always leave em a little alive w... Jan 13 2006, 05:09 PM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) Gnappster
always the consummate gentelman :lol: Jan 13 2006, 05:13 PM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) jrock8
yeah... i hear he's always good for a reach-... Jan 13 2006, 06:21 PM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) belicked6924
Hey whatever floats your boat gnappy. Jan 13 2006, 06:44 PM bondiguy
Well obviously!!! haha
Why don... Jan 13 2006, 06:56 PM juicyboobs mabe an obvious suggestion but maybe chatting to h... Jan 13 2006, 08:00 PM bondiguy :2gunsfiring: Jan 13 2006, 09:54 PM Narazbad ok....i have several avenues to travel down this o... Jan 14 2006, 06:47 AM Assfucker :silvio: Jul 13 2006, 03:32 PM Narazbad wait...what? we were talking about movies? i just ... Sep 2 2006, 02:34 AM bondiguy
He sure was.... He was the one to get Nicholas C... Sep 2 2006, 06:40 AM fellatiofiend18
haha! darling, you will definitely need a fe... Sep 4 2006, 01:11 AM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) bondiguy
If it has got something to do with porn... I pay... Sep 4 2006, 01:39 AM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) ![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) fellatiofiend18
yea well the type of porn depicted in that movi... Sep 5 2006, 01:06 AM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) ![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) Gnappster
i guess he enjoys all the meats of the pornograp... Sep 5 2006, 11:56 AM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) jrock8
were you responding to bondi or naraz there? :b... Sep 5 2006, 11:53 AM bondiguy
Me... but it would have been far funnier if it w... Sep 6 2006, 02:24 AM![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) Bobaloo
Speaking of meat, naraz told me bondi sends...
... Sep 6 2006, 09:00 PM![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) bondiguy
Attack is always the best from of defence :thumb... Sep 7 2006, 01:23 AM![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) Gnappster
That's the American way :nahnah: Sep 7 2006, 12:20 PM![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) bondiguy
Even when they aren't defending :P
and spo... Sep 8 2006, 12:00 AM
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