After many years of enjoyably fucking myself, I am sick of it. I Haven't been able to jerk off to porn for years now since all I think about is work when I see porn, which wasn't that big of a deal since I can just jerk off and relive all those memorable past hot fucking moments. Now that barely works anymore no matter how many of the ex GF's I toss in the room with cock.

I am sick of my plastic pahgynah's I been fucking, gone through a couple of em now and they get boring, and it takes me 20 or 30 minutes to get off on my own which is ridiculous for a guy jerking off, guys know what I mean.

WTF am I gonna do?

It takes me forever to get off with a girl which is not that big of a deal since it all feels good, but wacking off is just boring.

k, I'm not really looking for advice, I'm just venting.

damn..i do NOT envy being you...lol

I know, right? And I'm single ATM too, so it really sucks.

im sorry john...i really am. that fucking SUCKS hard...wish i knew a way to help....but im not that open minded, sorry!

maybe bondi could lend a "helping hand" ?

while you watched?

it sounds like all that's left is to kill yourself... i can't imagine life is fun anymore

aah! bastard! even freeks on my ass now! lol


oh god im leaving myself open on this one..

Naraz... first of all, why must u constantly drag me into your sexual fantasies? I said NO once... i won't change my mind!

Secondly freak... I believe porn is like violent movies/video games... you watch enough of the stuff you become de sensitized and you may need to get into some sort of fetish or hardcore stuff to get your rocks off

yeah, gave up drugs (mostly) and drinking (mostly), all I had left was smoking and jerking off

go back to drinking? maybe sex on the beach

haha, I won't even go there, it's implied though. (fag)

your the one whos there freek....muwahhahaha

ehh, the shit I've worked on and seen, there's nothing left. Think I am going to start exploring the wonderful world of escorts.. once in a while I get a boner when I'm behind the camera and the girls doing a masturbation show.

Too bad it's gonna cost me $200 everytime I wanna pull the pud

ehh, I just like freaking people out.. I can't even do a threesome (2 guys 1 girl), I'm 100% homophobic, so I'm secure in my lust for women. wait, that doesn't make sense.

So you are like Jacqain Phoenix in 8mm?

lol...does ANYTHING you say make sense?

maybe b/c you said "yes" a dozen times before that one time you told him no?

rofl

Hey... I was young and Naive! haha

and Naz... the 8mm reference is a film about snuff movies, have you not seen it?

i remember the movie but it didnt interest me enough to go see it

Dude... great film!

aah..so is american beauty

aslo a great movie..... however, is that going to fix freak's problem? eh Mena Survari is kinda hot

i was thinking more of the man behind the camera reference....




you know how hard it is to keep out-whoring you two bitches?

i didn't know posting on the forums aroused you so much!

oh yes...it does! dont you know thats why im always around??

muwahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa

John I feel for ya buddy...

But considering my lack of pussy, if I EVER reach this point....

I would expect my boys here to just put me outta my misery. Cause If I couldnt at least get myself off then what would the point of anything be?

Freak the next logical step is to begin killing prostites

that sucks freak. when your hobby becomes your fulltime job, it often loses it's novelty.
and when you're like 14, a girl in a bikini could get you off, then as you get older it's a naked chick, then it has to be a naked chick spread eagle, then a naked chick spread eagle getting fucked and so on and so forth. So with that progression I can see how you've reach the end and there really isn't anywhere left to progress to.
maybe you need to seek other sexual avenues. You work a lot in the visual, maybe sex letters or phone sex might help(and not FROM or with me either, couldnt leave myself wide open for that one).
and failing that, there's always midgets, amputees and farm animals. just saying is all.

isn't that the thing that swells when men get older and makes you have to get up to pee like every hour at night?

start killing? how about stop killing....thats why you called the freak

To my defense, I always leave em a little alive when I'm done, a courtesy dump out of the car door at an ER is the least I can do

always the consummate gentelman

yeah... i hear he's always good for a reach-around too...

Hey whatever floats your boat gnappy.

Well obviously!!! haha

Why don't you start trying this after sex.... take a dump on her chest!

mabe an obvious suggestion but maybe chatting to he ladies of rmm instead of the guys might be a help (really guys you are not helping)
sure there are plenty of ladies on here would try to stroke your fire.... if i am wrong then you can shoot me instead

ok....i have several avenues to travel down this one....

ok.....ive heard of jack the ripper....but did he get a name change to john recently?
(i know, lame as fuck, but read my 411 and realize i just got done hurling up every bit of food ive eaten today)

and amputees and midgets? wtfh are you doing to get off man! jesus christ gnappy! god....if your going to use a horse to choke your chicken....then yeah...maybe someone SHOULD shoot you!

he was in that?? i only remember nic cage.......

wait...what? we were talking about movies? i just got distracted by corts huge melons....*drools* can i get a few handfuls of those hun??

He sure was.... He was the one to get Nicholas Cage into the underground porn scene

haha! darling, you will definitely need a few handfuls and of course you may! i would quite enjoy it.


ohhhh that is correct. good eye good eye

great movie as well

If it has got something to do with porn... I pay attention!

yea well the type of porn depicted in that movie, if you enjoy it, is pretty sickening so in that case..... ick!

were you responding to bondi or naraz there?

i guess he enjoys all the meats of the pornographic stew

hmmm... that leaves him open for some burns- oh well I'm just the messenger.