[ Outline ] · Standard · Linear+ Ddd35 Or 3d As I Have Been Named Here, just me

[ddd35]

Well I just passed my 1000 post , so i was told its probably time to start my own 411 .

I was led here by Boanna and her great body , I had met her at another site and she invited me here . What a great person.
Ladies I love breasts ,big small it doesn't matter I like them all.

For the guys , Lov the chats or discussion however ya see fit , I just dont understand why sometimes it has to be turned into a debate , why call sombody out for god sake its cyber space , its not your next door neigbers and hes been fucking your daughter , chill out enjoy , look at the Melons and be thankful that you can , remember those guys behind those headstones cant see the great tits we see everyday , or at least not the same way we do ..

Well as far as the DDD35 its simple my wifes a D , My baby sitter is a D and My wifes best friend is a D , and the day I got on here they were all out by the pool in there bikinis thus the DDD and the 35 was my football number in college ..

SO if ya wanna chat , sit down and take a load off , but yes i have a sense of humor , But I dont take kindly to Rude comments about my family .. SO see ya in the funny papers ....

[Gnappster]

I haven't seen that one in ages...I gotta get the dvd's.  I have said it once and I'll say it again, I LOVE comic book guy...

Bart sees a sign in the Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card
Shop window
Bart: (Gasps) 99 cents.
(Bart enters shop)
Bart: I want to buy a copy of Bonestorm, here's 99 cents.
CBG: Huh. Allow me to summarise the proposed transaction. You
wish to purchase Bonestorm for 99 cents, net profit to
me, negative 59 dollars.
(CBG opens the till)
CBG: Oh, oh, please take my 59 dollars, I don't want it, it's
yours.
(Bart reaches for the money)
CBG: Er, er, er. Seeing as we are unfamiliar with sarcasm, I
shall close the register at this point, and state that
99 cents is the rental price.
Bart: Oh, then may I please rent it, please?
CBG: No you may not, I am all out, though I do have a surprising
amount of Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge.
Bart: Aww.



Bart: Cool! I'll give you ten bucks for that.
CBG: Are you the creator of Hi and Lois because you are
making me laugh. That drawing is worth exactly 750
dollars American.
Bart: It's valuable, huh?!
CBG: Ooh, your powers of deduction are exceptional. I
can't allow you to waste them here when there are
so many crimes going unsolved at this very moment.
Go, go, for the good of the city.
Bart: Loser.




At 'Miscellaneous Etc.' gadget store
CBG: Yes, finally. I would like to return your quote
unquote, Ultimate Belt.
Storekeeper: I see, do you have a receipt, quote unquote,
sir?
CBG: I do not have a receipt, I won it as a door
prize at the Star Trek convention, although
I find their choice of prize highly illogical
as the average Trekker has no use for a
medium-sized belt.
Storekeeper: Whoa, whoa. A fat, sarcastic Star Trek fan. You
must be a devil with the ladies.
CBG: Hey, I... Huh... Tha... Oh...
Storekeeper: Gee, I hate to let you down Casanova, but uh, no
receipt, no return.
Bart: I'll give you four bucks for it.
CBG: Very well. I must hurry back to my comic book
store, where I dispense the insults rather than
absorb them.



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