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QUOTE(closeup @ Nov 24 2006, 05:10 PM) Here's where I was working last week, moving furniture and setting up Christmas trees. What do you do for a gig dude?
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 24 2006, 05:35 PM) That's right...I was watching Jerry Springer Naked Rumble 6 yesterday and remembered that weren't you deleivering something to the show? How'd that go? It was Maury Povitch. It aired yesterday but I missed it. What a fucked-up deal that turned out to be. My brother was going to pick up the furniture from Ikea in New Jersey on the way back to Maine from New Orleans. They wanted to know when he was going to get to the warehouse and on Tuesday morning I told them he'd be there Friday. Thursday eve I get a call saying they can't figure out what furniture to load, can't get ahold of the person who would know and would my brother mind waiting until Monday to pick it up. I said no way was my brother going to sit in Newark NJ for three days because someone can't get their collective head out of their asses and get the stuff out on the loading dock. I told them if the stuff isn't on the dock by 4pm, I was going to instruct my brother to just keep heading north. Which is what happened. The Maury Show was all pissed at me saying my company was already mentioned on the show, they couldn't edit it out. blah, blah, blah. I basically told them they had three days to bring about 10 boxes from the front of the store to the back and they couldn't get it done so too fucking bad. Find someone else to haul the stuff. Anyway, here's where it gets weird. The following Sunday, I'm sitting at my favorite watering hole having a few beers and watching the Patriots on TV. This guy sitting next to me at the bar says to me, practically out of the blue, that his house burned down over the summer. I ask him if he was the one on the Maury show and he says he was. I tell him he's not getting his furniture delivered by me and run the story above by him. He looks disappointed but doesn't really say much. Then, on Monday, I get a call from a guy asking where his Ikea furniture is and when I'm going to deliver it. I'm like, WTF man, didn't I just explain to you yesterday that I wasn't delivering it? He doesn't know what I'm talking about. He's never been in that bar. He's 6'4" and 250lbs. The guy in the bar is maybe 150lbs. I couldn't fucking believe what I was hearing. The guy in the bar totally bullshitted me into beleiving he was the guy on the Maury show. Why would anyone do that? So, to sum it all up, fuck Maury and his shitty show.
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The wonders of global warming :thumbup: Oct 23 2006, 03:17 AM bondiguy
That some temp range!
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It depends how high she is... :lol: :lol:
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I didn't think that was physically possible. Oct 30 2006, 04:51 PM Gnappster
sounds depressingly like the weather here. We got... Oct 23 2006, 01:09 PM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) bondiguy
and they get 3 months off a year too!!... Oct 24 2006, 02:44 AM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) Gnappster
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No. but he does manage a security company and get... Oct 30 2006, 04:54 PM bondiguy
I was just bustin yer chops hott. I have a famil... Oct 26 2006, 01:18 AM bondiguy
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looks like a great place to visit!
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uniiiice Nov 16 2006, 12:08 PM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) Gnappster
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I have yet to see the movie, but the... Nov 16 2006, 12:10 PM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) Bobaloo
The movie was F-ing great. I saw it on opening n... Nov 16 2006, 12:16 PM closeup Panoramic Nov 15 2006, 08:02 PM bondiguy
Great pics dude.... looks nice! Nov 16 2006, 12:43 AM closeup Gnappy, see the cove in the upper right of the bot... Nov 16 2006, 12:27 PM Gnappster
yeah I'll try and get to it b4 it hits dvd.
t... Nov 16 2006, 12:49 PM bondiguy
Im guessing you are talking about Borat?
I have... Nov 17 2006, 12:19 AM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) Gnappster
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Well, I've just read in this pamphlet, So You... Nov 17 2006, 02:58 PM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) Gnappster
you see a black guy, a black guy drives a car li... Nov 17 2006, 03:28 PM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) Bobaloo
I am officially stumped. Nov 17 2006, 03:57 PM bondiguy
:lol: spotted and.... yes'm
Its true.... ... Nov 17 2006, 08:08 PM Gnappster
that's one guy who can say his dick drags on ... Nov 20 2006, 12:03 PM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) bondiguy
:roflmao: Nov 21 2006, 12:49 AM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) Bobaloo
How'd I miss that. that was great.
There... Nov 21 2006, 03:44 PM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) Gnappster
hahaha Nov 21 2006, 04:17 PM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) bondiguy
Oh come one.... tell it :P Nov 21 2006, 05:09 PM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) Bobaloo
Um, okay.
That's because he's pac... Nov 21 2006, 07:19 PM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) bondiguy
I dont get it :P Nov 21 2006, 11:42 PM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) evade20
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Like this? :unsure: 'cept, ... Nov 23 2006, 11:50 AM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) Gnappster
is that an old building or a new building made t... Nov 24 2006, 05:14 PM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) ![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) closeup
It was built in 1858. Those two small pictures ar... Nov 24 2006, 05:23 PM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) ![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) Gnappster
I heard your wife makes you do the same thing :P Nov 24 2006, 05:34 PM closeup The Inside: Nov 24 2006, 05:13 PM bondiguy
Cool...
God bless Jerry Springer :thumbup: Nov 24 2006, 05:40 PM bondiguy Maury is a soft cock anyhow :P Nov 24 2006, 06:06 PM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) closeup
I never watch the show, but it's the same as ... Nov 24 2006, 06:12 PM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) bondiguy
Yeah but springer always guarantees a pair of br... Nov 24 2006, 06:17 PM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) closeup
If you want something interesting to read, go to ... Nov 24 2006, 06:28 PM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) bondiguy
IU have no doubt that is true... all those shows... Nov 24 2006, 06:36 PM Gnappster
Well I knew it was A talkshow.
Anyway, that's... Nov 24 2006, 06:38 PM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) bondiguy
It is possibly blackmail. but then he'd thro... Nov 24 2006, 06:42 PM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) closeup
I don't think she actually fucked them, just ... Nov 24 2006, 06:43 PM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) bondiguy
As we say in Australia.... "only im America... Nov 24 2006, 06:45 PM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) Gnappster
Well if some smokin hot woman I've never see... Nov 24 2006, 06:54 PM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) bondiguy
I'd be asking where Ashton was.... I have be... Nov 24 2006, 06:56 PM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) closeup
Maybe, but if you were out of town, had a few dri... Nov 24 2006, 06:59 PM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) bondiguy
yeah you are right.... She'll bag one eventu... Nov 24 2006, 07:04 PM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) closeup
I thought I was on a "Candid Camera" ty... Nov 24 2006, 07:13 PM![](style_images/1/to_down_pipe.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) bondiguy
Did you have sex with the daughter as extra paym... Nov 24 2006, 07:19 PM closeup Well, it's off to Happy Hour. In fifteen minut... Nov 24 2006, 07:20 PM bondiguy Blue oyster bar? :o Nov 24 2006, 10:55 PM![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) closeup
J's Oyster Bar. Nov 24 2006, 11:22 PM![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) evade20
Spotted!
The Blue Oyster indeed! :lol:... Nov 25 2006, 08:50 PM![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) bondiguy
Thank god for police academy movies.... they tau... Nov 26 2006, 06:06 AM![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) Gnappster
and that dangerous, violent confrontations are b... Nov 27 2006, 11:19 AM![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) ![](style_images/1/spacer.gif) bondiguy
He was the only one I heard people laughing at :... Nov 28 2006, 12:54 AM
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