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AlphaOmega	Sep 29 2006, 12:40 AM Post #61
A Cup Group: Members Posts: 64 Joined: 26-September 06 From: Joplin, Missouri Member No.: 17,972	umm I'm 20 living in Missouri, in a town nobody has heard of. I'm a real nerd, i like to play games, mess with the computer, read books. I'm not really good at these types of posts and i'm usually not good at really posting period since I don't like to just jump in with comments. So um well if you'd like to know anything i would be happy to try and answer them.

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bondiguy	Oct 13 2006, 05:38 PM Post #62
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Oct 13 2006, 09:04 AM) seinfeld. It's when george is eating shrimp and the guy says, "george, the ocean just called. They're running out of shrimp." George has no comeback and it kills him. He later thinks of a "good" comeback line, which is "the jerk store called and they're running outta you!" he travels far to go to a meeting, orders in shrimp, and eats it like a maniac just to get this guy to use that line on him. He delivers his jerk store line which immediately backfires with "that's okay. Cuz you're their all-time bestseller" George replies "well, I slept with your wife!" only to find out that the guy's wife is in the hospital. George has nothing and leaves the meeting. On his long drive home he thinks of something, which we don't know what it is, and is compelled to turn around to deliver his comeback. My comeback would have been: Yeah, I know she's in the hospital. her complete sexual exhaustion was my doing, you jackass! Anyway... I'm sure you knew that already. I just wanted to relive the moment and get a good laugh out of it. click Yeah thats the episode.... fucking funny as! QUOTE(Gnappster @ Oct 13 2006, 11:41 AM) sounds like someone I know Bobaloo? -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

Bobaloo	Oct 13 2006, 05:55 PM Post #63
--o00o--O(_)O--o00o-- Group: Members Posts: 7,337 Joined: 22-November 05 From: Chicago, Illinois Member No.: 11,695	QUOTE(bondiguy @ Oct 13 2006, 05:38 PM) Bobaloo? yeah, I heard about that guy he's a real charachter. AVoid him at all costs. -------------------- Don't get all sensitive. That's what my wife does when she wants me to go out with my friends and drink beer. Glad you're back; love your front I'm Whoring for votes. Click here to vote Bobaloo!!! <----- That trick didn't work :(

bondiguy	Oct 13 2006, 06:09 PM Post #64
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Oct 13 2006, 05:55 PM) yeah, I heard about that guy he's a real charachter. AVoid him at all costs. Thannk you, masked stranger -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

Bobaloo	Oct 13 2006, 06:15 PM Post #65
--o00o--O(_)O--o00o-- Group: Members Posts: 7,337 Joined: 22-November 05 From: Chicago, Illinois Member No.: 11,695	QUOTE(bondiguy @ Oct 13 2006, 06:09 PM) Thannk you, masked stranger I was going to post something , but I had to look it up to be sure I was right. When I did, I found this hilarious line... "At the bowling lanes, Homer, Moe, and Apu prepare their balls. " -------------------- Don't get all sensitive. That's what my wife does when she wants me to go out with my friends and drink beer. Glad you're back; love your front I'm Whoring for votes. Click here to vote Bobaloo!!! <----- That trick didn't work :(

bondiguy	Oct 13 2006, 06:19 PM Post #66
I don't suffer FOOLS Group: Members Posts: 16,794 Joined: 2-May 05 From: Sydney, New South Wales Member No.: 7,542	QUOTE(Bobaloo @ Oct 13 2006, 06:15 PM) I was going to post something , but I had to look it up to be sure I was right. When I did, I found this hilarious line... "At the bowling lanes, Homer, Moe, and Apu prepare their balls. " Where is that from? An episode guide? -------------------- Bondi Approved ™ I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck. I am smart, capable and, most importantly, I'm free in all the ways that you are not.

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AlphaOmega Alphaomega Sep 29 2006, 12:40 AM

summoner Welcome to RMM :) I think that this pic will beco... Sep 29 2006, 01:09 AM

AlphaOmega ok so i just wanted to post and say that after rea... Sep 29 2006, 01:49 AM

bondiguy Some simple tips on survivng RMM 1) Never show ... Sep 29 2006, 02:39 AM

Bobaloo 5) Jrock8 loves cock pics PMd to her. If you sen... Sep 29 2006, 10:43 AM

jrock8 bob, just b/c you keep sending me pics of your c... Sep 29 2006, 11:05 AM

Bobaloo You play with matches, you get burned. I sacrifi... Sep 29 2006, 11:07 AM

closeup 1) Juicy's always been my favorite 2) I'm... Oct 6 2006, 11:44 AM

boanna 5) dont leave pics of your cock all over the pl... Oct 12 2006, 02:13 PM

Gnappster correctest post ever Oct 12 2006, 02:20 PM

Gnappster 97% smarter than half of the noobs around here al... Sep 29 2006, 11:43 AM

evade20 Editting inside of the quotation marks is a que... Sep 29 2006, 12:51 PM

Gnappster :crazydude: Sep 29 2006, 01:44 PM

Bobaloo You two need to get a room! :puke: Sep 29 2006, 02:55 PM

wild n crazy hey sweetheart! just wanted to say whats up an... Sep 29 2006, 03:02 PM

Gnappster Well, I don't remember any of that but I d... Sep 29 2006, 03:04 PM

Bobaloo Then I have no choice but to charge you the full ... Sep 29 2006, 03:10 PM

Gnappster OK, heres $10.00. damn, impressive cross-s... Sep 29 2006, 03:20 PM

Bobaloo what have I done??!! :blink: yeah, it... Sep 29 2006, 03:28 PM

Gnappster I had the same futurama experience. now I try an... Sep 29 2006, 03:48 PM

bondiguy Thanks for editing my quote haha Damn now the... Sep 29 2006, 07:52 PM

AlphaOmega thank you wild n crazy ill keep that in mind. an... Sep 29 2006, 09:38 PM

HardDick69 Welcome to RMM. Post regulary and be nice to the ... Oct 2 2006, 05:44 PM

bondiguy Jesus where do you live? Afghanistan? :2guns... Oct 3 2006, 04:36 AM

boanna u gave afgan far to much credit! 3 stations?... Oct 12 2006, 02:17 PM

AlphaOmega umm no bondiguy i just cant afford cable or sateli... Oct 3 2006, 10:09 AM

Bobaloo that's crazy talk. everyone knows satellite... Oct 3 2006, 10:47 AM

HardDick69 Exactly! I remember when I only had 3 ch... Oct 3 2006, 04:20 PM

summoner I remember when we had only two channels (I was ... Oct 3 2006, 04:48 PM

AlphaOmega i use to have DirecTV but then i got broke and had... Oct 3 2006, 05:17 PM

Bobaloo of all the things to miss, you miss that. The la... Oct 3 2006, 05:28 PM

HardDick69 Yeah anyone that would have sex w/ Whoopi Goldb... Oct 3 2006, 05:30 PM

closeup Good one, Bob, it actually made me laugh out loud... Oct 6 2006, 11:50 AM

HardDick69 yeah i watch alot of Seinfeld reruns on TBS, tha... Oct 3 2006, 05:29 PM

AlphaOmega so sue me i liked ted danson as becker, i also mis... Oct 3 2006, 05:31 PM

Bobaloo Oh, chill out. We're just messing with you. ... Oct 3 2006, 05:37 PM

AlphaOmega oh sorry that wasnt me being serious, i was actual... Oct 3 2006, 05:44 PM

Bobaloo any one of these smileys will do... :wacko: :fre... Oct 3 2006, 05:45 PM

AlphaOmega oh ill need to stop using fast reply then :huh: Oct 3 2006, 05:47 PM

Gnappster cable too :P if it's anything like the MT... Oct 3 2006, 06:03 PM

HardDick69 Nah, who needs Whoopi Goldberg pics when you ca... Oct 3 2006, 06:09 PM

Bobaloo hilarious!!! at least, it is if it... Oct 3 2006, 06:11 PM

AlphaOmega funny i have no comment to anything said... Oct 3 2006, 06:24 PM

Gnappster hahaha so did you ever get those bea arthur ... Oct 3 2006, 06:34 PM

HardDick69 Sure dude, i have around here somewhere hrmm...... Oct 3 2006, 06:41 PM

Bobaloo dude, could you send me those pics??? :lol: fun... Oct 3 2006, 06:45 PM

HardDick69 haha damn that sounds scary. I'd rather not... Oct 3 2006, 06:48 PM

AlphaOmega yes it does sound very scary Oct 3 2006, 10:08 PM

Bobaloo Sure is scary around here. Oct 4 2006, 09:53 AM

Gnappster that should have been hot mama's av :lol: Oct 4 2006, 12:01 PM

Bobaloo if there ever was a candidate for the funny cuz ... Oct 4 2006, 12:19 PM

boanna u two are mean fuckers! :spankin: Oct 12 2006, 02:18 PM

AlphaOmega redundancy is just keeping old things new Oct 4 2006, 10:58 AM

Gnappster it was more like 3 weeks ago :P Oct 4 2006, 12:00 PM

bondiguy What you are comparing yourself to Ted Danson no... Oct 5 2006, 01:29 AM

Bobaloo Hilarious!!! and well played!... Oct 5 2006, 10:20 AM

bondiguy Thank you and goodnight! (Remember when geo... Oct 6 2006, 02:24 AM

Bobaloo Oh, I remember. George was my favorite character... Oct 6 2006, 10:53 AM

Gnappster That's why I love Curb Your Enthusiasm so mu... Oct 6 2006, 11:46 AM

boanna i have seen them all many times and i dont rememb... Oct 12 2006, 02:23 PM

Gnappster It's from Curb Your Enthusiasm, not Seinfeld... Oct 12 2006, 02:36 PM

boanna yea but...he also followed an x-coworker out of s... Oct 12 2006, 02:21 PM

Gnappster was that the jerkstore ep.? if so, :roflmao: :... Oct 12 2006, 02:23 PM

boanna yes sir. my favorite line from any episode....... Oct 12 2006, 02:30 PM

bondiguy You are bang on the money! SO many priceless... Oct 6 2006, 07:10 PM

Bobaloo which is why "fucking cunt" is so appro... Oct 7 2006, 10:46 AM

bondiguy You are right, but I believe for maximum impact ... Oct 9 2006, 01:35 AM

Bobaloo A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts... Oct 9 2006, 10:57 AM

bondiguy :roflmao: I may have to steal that bit :thumb... Oct 10 2006, 01:06 AM

Bobaloo every once in a while I come up with a good one. ... Oct 10 2006, 11:24 AM

boanna RE: Alphaomega Oct 12 2006, 02:25 PM

boanna shit, im so far behind here. i read shit, then p... Oct 12 2006, 02:28 PM

Gnappster you could always trade in you bumper sticker priz... Oct 10 2006, 12:39 PM

bondiguy Oh I had planned to Whoa, what's the catc... Oct 11 2006, 02:12 AM

Gnappster No catch. Just sign this form, and the dvd's... Oct 11 2006, 10:29 AM

Bobaloo I didn't do anything funny :blink: Oct 11 2006, 11:29 AM

Gnappster Shut-- Up! Oct 11 2006, 11:35 AM

bondiguy nice.... mixing two references from two episodes... Oct 12 2006, 03:57 AM

Gnappster ahh, another great episide! Spinal Tap: Goo... Oct 12 2006, 12:07 PM

Bobaloo There was a little Spanish flea... Oct 12 2006, 12:32 PM

Gnappster a record star he thought he'd be he heard of... Oct 12 2006, 12:50 PM

Bobaloo Same here. I think they even said that in the co... Oct 12 2006, 01:50 PM

bondiguy Thats the one :thumbup: Bingo Well they r... Oct 13 2006, 03:03 AM

Bobaloo seinfeld. It's when george is eating shrimp ... Oct 13 2006, 09:04 AM

Gnappster sounds like someone I know :P I laughed my ass ... Oct 13 2006, 11:41 AM

bondiguy Yeah thats the episode.... fucking funny as... Oct 13 2006, 05:38 PM

Bobaloo yeah, I heard about that guy :blink: he's a ... Oct 13 2006, 05:55 PM

bondiguy Thannk you, masked stranger :thumbup: Oct 13 2006, 06:09 PM

Bobaloo I was going to post something , but I had to look... Oct 13 2006, 06:15 PM

bondiguy Where is that from? An episode guide? Oct 13 2006, 06:19 PM

Bobaloo right there. Hit control-f and search for the li... Oct 13 2006, 06:23 PM

bondiguy Ahhhh the wonders of the internet Oct 13 2006, 06:27 PM

AlphaOmega :drama: :huh: Oct 26 2006, 12:04 AM

bondiguy you had bette get used to it :P Oct 26 2006, 01:35 AM

AlphaOmega the thread looked lonely so i figured id give it... Oct 26 2006, 01:42 AM

Gnappster you can but don't expect anyone to see it... Oct 26 2006, 11:21 AM

AlphaOmega like you? Oct 26 2006, 01:00 PM

Gnappster I don't follow :huh: Oct 26 2006, 01:03 PM

AlphaOmega me either :huh: :ph34r: Oct 26 2006, 01:09 PM

Gnappster good...then we have an understanding Oct 26 2006, 01:24 PM

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