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my mate came home from work early and heard his gf cuming thought she was cheating on him so goes in the room and finds her bouncing allover a dildo rubbing her clit. phones me and tells me i was like whats your problem hes like she's a slut i aint having that i was like well atleast she aint fucking some one esle .ffs is he gay i am worred id love to come home and find my gf at it

my mate came home from work early and heard his gf cuming thought she was cheating on him so goes in the room and finds her bouncing allover a dildo rubbing her clit. phones me and tells me i was like whats your problem hes like she's a slut i aint having that i was like well atleast she aint fucking some one esle .ffs is he gay i am worred id love to come home and find my gf at it

Is he gay?
not sure...how long does it take him to cum when you give him a blowjob? :lol:


seriously, though, is HE not allowed to masturbate as well? this dude needs to loosen up and realize he's got a good thing going. he gets home and his woman is already warmed up for him.

shit man.. he should just dive right in, i mean the pussy is already wet and you know she wants it. that is WAY better than finding her with someone else. he should just get ready to blow that load hahah :2gunsfiring:

my mate came home from work early and heard his gf cuming thought she was cheating on him so goes in the room and finds her bouncing allover a dildo rubbing her clit. phones me and tells me i was like whats your problem hes like she's a slut i aint having that i was like well atleast she aint fucking some one esle .ffs is he gay i am worred id love to come home and find my gf at it

He was probably pissed off the she used his dildo without asking first.

He was probably pissed off the she used his dildo without asking first.

HEY-OH!

shit man.. he should just dive right in, i mean the pussy is already wet and you know she wants it. that is WAY better than finding her with someone else. he should just get ready to blow that load hahah :2gunsfiring:

Unless, of course, he finds her with another woman...then he should either get out the camera or, as you say, "just dive right in."

:blink:

I arrive home from work everyday PRAYING that I find my girl doing this :P

I arrive home from work everyday PRAYING that I find my girl doing this :P

Ditto! :thumbup:

I arrive home from work everyday PRAYING that I find my girl doing this :P

i did it once right in front of u know who. he fell asleep. or at least acted like he was asleep. another time when he WAS asleep, i used his hand! he didnt wake up that time either. :bang:

i did it once right in front of u know who. he fell asleep. or at least acted like he was asleep.  another time when he WAS asleep, i used his hand! he didnt wake up that time either.   :bang:

maybe he has narcolepsy. only possible explanation! :blink:

maybe he has narcolepsy. only possible explanation!  :blink:

i think he was mad. who knows. if i had the honor of laying next to someone "takin care of things"...i'd get unmad real fast and do what i could do to be of assistance! :)

Whats wrong with your mate. If i came home from work and found my girl doing this i would wipe it out and jack off with her :)

i think he was mad.   who knows.  if i had the honor of laying next to someone "takin care of things"...i'd get unmad real fast and do what i could do to be of assistance! :)

Where did you say you lived, Bo? I call the undertaker to haul your S/O away and then come and visit you... :bonerfied: :bonerfied:

Where did you say you lived, Bo?  I call the undertaker to haul your S/O away and then come and visit you... :bonerfied:  :bonerfied:

better tell the undertaker to come back for a second visit :nahnah:

Ditto!  :thumbup:

fuck yeah

i did it once right in front of u know who. he fell asleep. or at least acted like he was asleep.  another time when he WAS asleep, i used his hand! he didnt wake up that time either.   :bang:

I don't wish to offend but WTF??? Seems u know who may have some serious libido problems. I know I got more than my fair share! :blink:

my mate came home from work early and heard his gf cuming thought she was cheating on him so goes in the room and finds her bouncing allover a dildo rubbing her clit. phones me and tells me i was like whats your problem hes like she's a slut i aint having that i was like well atleast she aint fucking some one esle .ffs is he gay i am worred id love to come home and find my gf at it

Your mate is a moron and doesn't fucking deserve a girl who does that when hes not around :lol:

i did it once right in front of u know who. he fell asleep. or at least acted like he was asleep.  another time when he WAS asleep, i used his hand! he didnt wake up that time either.   :bang:

Just put a pillow over his face when he is sleeping... jesus....

talk about being a fag ... falls asleep when a fine ass like you and reaming herself with a dildo...

Im sorry it would take several blows to the back of the head with a fucking shovel before i would lose conciousness during a nice show like that :lol:

Am I gonna have to bring out the clown costume on this dude too.... fuck Im gonna be busy

Just put a pillow over his face when he is sleeping... jesus....

talk about being a fag ...  falls asleep when a fine ass like you and reaming herself with a dildo...

Im sorry it would take several blows to the back of the head with a fucking shovel before i would lose conciousness during a nice show like that  :lol:

Am I gonna have to bring out the clown costume on this dude too.... fuck Im gonna be busy

I like the way you think comedy .... :drinkup:

fuck yeah
I don't wish to offend but WTF??? Seems u know who may have some serious libido problems. I know I got more than my fair share! :blink:

it takes a big man to admit he has his fair share of libido problems. they make medication for situations such as yours. good luck.

i did it once right in front of u know who. he fell asleep. or at least acted like he was asleep.  another time when he WAS asleep, i used his hand! he didnt wake up that time either.   :bang:

Holy Crap your dude haas got to be some sort of gay space alien!! RIGHT I FRON T OF HIM :crazydude: !?!?! You'd have to chop off both of my heads to keep me away :P .

it takes a big man to admit he has his fair share of libido problems. they make medication for situations such as yours. good luck.

yeah. I had to do a doubletake when I read his post too. Bondi's poor finacee. Just can't get enough

shit even i couldnt resist if bo was sitting there getting herself off... someone that hott should never have to do the work herself! :eatme:

ok i just thought of a funny story for this thread. this one day my bf and i were riding in his car and we are having the raunchiest convo... im tellin him how i love to have my mouth wrapped around his big hard dick and he fucks me so good and he saying all kinds of shit bout wanting to fuck me in the ass and eating me out and titty fucking me and stuff (this goes on for at least 5 mins or so) then he looks down and is like SHIT! he had accidentally called his mom and she had been sitting on the phone for like 2 mins!! just listening i guess! at 1st we were like omg but then i just couldnt stop laughing. it could not have been a worse convo to hear. but what can i say? i told him he should use keylock! :drama: :haha:

ok i just thought of a funny story for this thread. this one day my bf and i were riding in his car and we are having the raunchiest convo... im tellin him how i love to have my mouth wrapped around his big hard dick and he fucks me so good and he saying all kinds of shit bout wanting to fuck me in the ass and eating me out and titty fucking me and stuff (this goes on for at least 5 mins or so) then he looks down and is like SHIT! he had accidentally called his mom and she had been sitting on the phone for like 2 mins!! just listening i guess! at 1st we were like omg but then i just couldnt stop laughing. it could not have been a worse convo to hear. but what can i say? i told him he should use keylock! :drama:  :haha:

Now that's HI-larious. But why in the hell was his mom listening to all that??? What a sicko :wacko:

by the way... think you could give me a call next time you decide to talk dirty. :unsure:

Now that's HI-larious.  But why in the hell was his mom listening to all that??? What a sicko :wacko:

by the way... think you could give me a call next time you decide to talk dirty. :unsure:

i know right? why the fuck was she listening!?

ok i just thought of a funny story for this thread. this one day my bf and i were riding in his car and we are having the raunchiest convo... im tellin him how i love to have my mouth wrapped around his big hard dick and he fucks me so good and he saying all kinds of shit bout wanting to fuck me in the ass and eating me out and titty fucking me and stuff (this goes on for at least 5 mins or so) then he looks down and is like SHIT! he had accidentally called his mom and she had been sitting on the phone for like 2 mins!! just listening i guess! at 1st we were like omg but then i just couldnt stop laughing. it could not have been a worse convo to hear. but what can i say? i told him he should use keylock! :drama:  :haha:

next time you have a convo like that, could you accidentally call me?

next time you have a convo like that, could you accidentally call me?

No problemo!


Oh, you probably meant WNC. nevermind!

No problemo!
Oh, you probably meant WNC.  nevermind!

:wacko: (I think I've almost bastardized this smilie)

:wacko: (I think I've almost bastardized this smilie)

NO problem there either. I'll just look for another one that's not used often that should be. Give me a minute.

NO problem there either.  I'll just look for another one that's not used often that should be.  Give me a minute.

:mellow: :freak: :muhahaaw:

here's some. I say we go with :freak: for now.