I'm going now and I don't know when you'll see me again!

thats not the bewildering part of his story to me....its the "oh to be young again" crap! to hell with that! if that event happened to me 20 years ago i would have gotten all embarressed, or whispered in his ear... "get a lawyer". nowdays i'd be so overjoyed if a man did that to me! why in less than 30 seconds we'd have a full blown wedding orgy extravaganza goin on....all thanks to me sheddin some clothes on top of the table! :nahnah:

Story IS TRUE!

this video was emailed to me by a friend who fowards funny emails. took me a while, but I found a shitty quality version on youtube. Here's the link. Talk about being caught. Totally F-ing hilarious

too funny!

and in a related link I found this.

They just keep making these girls younger and younger. Now if there were only a way to convince them to remove their larynges, they'd be all good. If anyone knows who they are, see what you can do to get them to post at RMM.

:lol: he's really going to town.
this has got to fit into the category of things NOT to get caught doing, right beside measuring your own dick.



i don't know what a larynge is but i bet they'd look good without it!
They may think they're just acting stupid but for dirty old men like me, I watch it for a completely different reason :drinkup: they must have been smoking pencil shavings ;)

oh and that girl in the pink is well put together.

when I first saw the video, I was like, damn, that broad has some tig ol' bitties, but then I realized it was a doll. still funny as phuck. and the accents make it even funnier.


Never really done that. no need to make myself cry. Er, I mean, um, I don't have a ruler large enough. yeah, that's what I meant :ph34r:


Larynges is plural for larynx


I watch it because I'm a fan of the arts, especially dancing. And by "the arts" I mean women, and by "dancing" I mean watching big boobs bounce.


and how :niceones:

Beautiful cross episode reference



Yeah :whatever:



I watched the entire 2:42 for that very reason! :lol:

Watched the original busted movie Bob linked.... how fucking funny :roflmao:

:blink:
well outside the medical profession, that makes 2 people who now know that :lol:

can't wait to bring up that bit o trivia when I go out for beers.

that reminds me of an episode of taxi where they're at someone's house playing trivial persuit. every time Jim's turn comes up he keeps giving the same answer. His teammates keep getting annoyed and ask him why he keeps answering that way... he says, I've played this game before, and I know one of the answers is (whatever the hell he keeps saying). They insist that he not give that answer anymore. Sure enough, Alan Alda reads the next question where the answer he's been giving would be the correct answer, but he answers something different because he's been told to. Pretty predictable, but it was pretty funny back in the 80s. And to think, that goofball came up with the flux capacitor

I remember watching taxi after school cuz there was nothing else on. Didn't really get most of the jokes on the show, but enjoyed watching Danny DeVito getting chased into his cage.

Damn, I sold all my stock in Flux Capacitors to invest in YouTube, but Google beat me to it. :blink: :lol:

Well, there's 2:42 of my life I'll never get back. With videos like that, I can see why Google spent 1.65 billion for Youtube. :blink:

They're missing the boat. This place is where the good videos are. Link.

:wacko:

haha. I just saw that video either this morning or last night. I don't remember why. Oh, yes, I do. It was linked from someone's myspace account.

trust bollywood to make put an acid trip to film :wacko:

I'll be interested to see how you bring that subject up! :P

I was wondering that myself.

Gnappster: Hey Guys, have a Kokanee
Mates: Thanks dude
Mates: Hey look at that group of hot young 18yr olds
Gnappster: I would like to remove their laryng

oooh lemme write that down!

How uncanny that Gnappy actually has a friend named Mates. whooda thunkit?

Mates parents are hippies

Got caught the other night in the passanger seat of a guy's car, completely naked by a parking lot security rent a cop in a mall parking lot. He told the guy I was with that he noticed that the car had been parked for a while and wanted to see if anyone needed any help. (He had no ida what was going on in the car though.) I just sat there running my habd over my legs and stomach. After two or three minutes, it was obvious that the security guy was just making small talk with the guy I was with in order to linger and enjoy the view. I finally looked over toward the drivers-side window (where he was) and said " listen, I'm so horney that I'm about to explode. Do you think it would be OK if we finish up here? Or, would you prefer to just stand there, watch me masterbate, and piss off my boyfriend cause after I'm done he may not get the blowjob I'm sure he wants? The guy looked embarrassed and said " just don't stay too long", turned and walk back in the direction he came from. I leaned back dainstthe passanger door, spread my legs, and watched as the guy I was with finger my stuff. I told him that I really like being licked, he did it to me, I cam SUPER hard, then sucked his dick as good as knew how, he came all over the place, getting in my hair, his car seat, the console. That's about the way it went. Getting caught can be a very good thing sometimes. :)

sounds good , but the cop was a idiot he should have abused his power and said (Blow me or else ) :P

ah, the good ol' breathylizer trick

:thumbup: you bet

But, he wasn't a real cop. Just some jerk-off security guard.

they still have the power of the fake badge and the radio ... :P

Only if you're wide open and straight forward about it! :bonerfied: