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Any girls with msn/yahoo horny now?

Any girls with msn/yahoo horny now?

Er this is not exactly a dating site. You might want to read a few threads before you get yourself in too deep...(IMG:http://www.ratemymelons.com/chat/uploads/post-11658-1149572686.gif)

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Any girls with msn/yahoo horny now?

:smilio03:

Horny.....YES

Chat....ummm......NO <_<

Any girls with msn/yahoo horny now?

Argh.
K, I'm no ladies man as most of the women here can atest too, but starting a thread like this is akin to walking up to a girl at the supermarket and saying, "Wanna fuck?" 99.9% it ain't gonna work and even less if you're ugly. At least get to know the people you are chatting with a BIT first, so they don't you're complete douchebag. Making this your first post is of course gonna get you flamed.

That is all®

Any girls with msn/yahoo horny now?

ok, so i was a little hard on the fella. <_<

Ill wait to close this lame ass thread after you all have torn into this idiot a little more.... mebbe then he can go cry on the wailing wall

:fuckoff:

Asswipe.

Here's an easier way for you to get laid NEOH...Rob a bank, then turn yourself in to the authorities. It'll guarantee you several years of getting laid daily.

I do have a neighbor friend who's always horny...no msn or yahoo,  but he does have this burnin' sensation when he pees. 

When you are at least 20 years older, you will look back on the day you came here, saw some boobies, got your first hard-on and started this stupid thread. Then you will think to yourself... "Why didn't I put a *#@*+# to my head that day?"!

What do you non-usa newbie people think we are over here...just a bunch of horny, big breasted, pole dancing bitches who have nothing to do in the daytime but come here and just "wait and hope" some fucktard like you comes along and asks us if we are horny so we can meet you in a DIFFERENT "forum place" and type naughty words to you so you can attempt to ejaculate for your first time??!!  (Don't touch that keyboard Natalie...Bo swats her hand!)

In light of the fact that even though you pissed me off, I do have a kind heart....and an angelic nature, so before I tell you to go stick your dick-head in a light socket, I will attach some pics for you.....see, all is not lost little fella!

Now, go stick your dick head in a light socket.  Go ahead...it won't hurt...it's how we celebrate the 4th over here!

:piss: 

NEWBIE - "A clueless person who is new to something, whether it's the internet, a message board, forum or life itself. Or something like that."

ASSWIPE - "An asshole is a low form of life but there is one that is lower: an asswipe. An ass has many uses but an asswipe has only one function: to be smeared with shit and flushed. Even fucktards lulz when an asswipe enters a forum."

You might want to visit this link newbie....I think your "horny girl" is there, not here...

waiting_for_Neoh

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:roflmao:

Any girls with msn/yahoo horny now?

I think I was alittle harsh on this person.... mebbe you girls ought to chat him up....


.....before a palestinian with a C4 tube top decides hes ready for his virgins now :lol:


I just thought.... they get virgins when they goto ... Disneyworld.. or where ever the fuck these idiots go after they have blown up...

....can't they get laid here? is it worth spreading your guts all over the place just to get 72 girls to spread their legs for you ?

I think I was alittle harsh on this person.... mebbe you girls ought to chat him up....
.....before a palestinian with a C4 tube top decides hes ready for his virgins now :lol:
I just thought.... they get virgins when they goto ... Disneyworld.. or where ever the fuck these idiots go after they have blown up...

....can't they get laid here?  is it worth spreading your guts all over the place just to get 72 girls to spread their legs for you ?

:roflmao:

:roflmao:

I know id blow myself up if Bo was the prize :kisses:


:blink:

No wait.. id BLOW MY LOAD.. yea thats it.... blow myself up? .. nah fuck that!!! :lol:

I think I was alittle harsh on this person.... mebbe you girls ought to chat him up....
.....before a palestinian with a C4 tube top decides hes ready for his virgins now :lol:
I just thought.... they get virgins when they goto ... Disneyworld.. or where ever the fuck these idiots go after they have blown up...

....can't they get laid here?  is it worth spreading your guts all over the place just to get 72 girls to spread their legs for you ?

You're right. He needs more pics...

I know id blow myself up if Bo was the prize  :kisses:
:blink:

No wait.. id BLOW MY LOAD.. yea thats it.... blow myself up? .. nah fuck that!!! :lol:

you know i'd blow u C-Man, but i dont like even mentioning it in this thread.

Argh.
K, I'm no ladies man as most of the women here can atest too, but starting a thread like this is akin to walking up to a girl at the supermarket and saying, "Wanna fuck?" 99.9% it ain't gonna work and even less if you're ugly. At least get to know the people you are chatting with a BIT first, so they don't you're complete douchebag. Making this your first post is of course gonna get you flamed.

That is all®

The kid is probably 15 once again, poor kid is trying to get his end wet haha

I love the level of noob bashing lately on RMM :thumbup:

:fuckoff:

Asswipe.

Here's an easier way for you to get laid NEOH...Rob a bank, then turn yourself in to the authorities. It'll guarantee you several years of getting laid daily.

I do have a neighbor friend who's always horny...no msn or yahoo,  but he does have this burnin' sensation when he pees. 

When you are at least 20 years older, you will look back on the day you came here, saw some boobies, got your first hard-on and started this stupid thread. Then you will think to yourself... "Why didn't I put a *#@*+# to my head that day?"!

What do you non-usa newbie people think we are over here...just a bunch of horny, big breasted, pole dancing bitches who have nothing to do in the daytime but come here and just "wait and hope" some fucktard like you comes along and asks us if we are horny so we can meet you in a DIFFERENT "forum place" and type naughty words to you so you can attempt to ejaculate for your first time??!!  (Don't touch that keyboard Natalie...Bo swats her hand!)

In light of the fact that even though you pissed me off, I do have a kind heart....and an angelic nature, so before I tell you to go stick your dick-head in a light socket, I will attach some pics for you.....see, all is not lost little fella!

Now, go stick your dick head in a light socket.  Go ahead...it won't hurt...it's how we celebrate the 4th over here!

:piss: 

NEWBIE - "A clueless person who is new to something, whether it's the internet, a message board, forum or life itself. Or something like that."

ASSWIPE - "An asshole is a low form of life but there is one that is lower: an asswipe. An ass has many uses but an asswipe has only one function: to be smeared with shit and flushed. Even fucktards lulz when an asswipe enters a forum."

You might want to visit this link newbie....I think your "horny girl" is there, not here...

waiting_for_Neoh

:bonerfied:

:fuckoff:

Asswipe.

Here's an easier way for you to get laid NEOH...Rob a bank, then turn yourself in to the authorities. It'll guarantee you several years of getting laid daily.

I do have a neighbor friend who's always horny...no msn or yahoo,  but he does have this burnin' sensation when he pees. 

When you are at least 20 years older, you will look back on the day you came here, saw some boobies, got your first hard-on and started this stupid thread. Then you will think to yourself... "Why didn't I put a *#@*+# to my head that day?"!

What do you non-usa newbie people think we are over here...just a bunch of horny, big breasted, pole dancing bitches who have nothing to do in the daytime but come here and just "wait and hope" some fucktard like you comes along and asks us if we are horny so we can meet you in a DIFFERENT "forum place" and type naughty words to you so you can attempt to ejaculate for your first time??!!  (Don't touch that keyboard Natalie...Bo swats her hand!)

In light of the fact that even though you pissed me off, I do have a kind heart....and an angelic nature, so before I tell you to go stick your dick-head in a light socket, I will attach some pics for you.....see, all is not lost little fella!

Now, go stick your dick head in a light socket.  Go ahead...it won't hurt...it's how we celebrate the 4th over here!

:piss: 

NEWBIE - "A clueless person who is new to something, whether it's the internet, a message board, forum or life itself. Or something like that."

ASSWIPE - "An asshole is a low form of life but there is one that is lower: an asswipe. An ass has many uses but an asswipe has only one function: to be smeared with shit and flushed. Even fucktards lulz when an asswipe enters a forum."

You might want to visit this link newbie....I think your "horny girl" is there, not here...

waiting_for_Neoh

Or is this Neoh? :roflmao:

my friends are mean :2gunsfiring:




life is great!






theres not much more to say to that :wub:

:fuckoff:

Asswipe.

Here's an easier way for you to get laid NEOH...Rob a bank, then turn yourself in to the authorities. It'll guarantee you several years of getting laid daily.

I do have a neighbor friend who's always horny...no msn or yahoo,  but he does have this burnin' sensation when he pees. 

When you are at least 20 years older, you will look back on the day you came here, saw some boobies, got your first hard-on and started this stupid thread. Then you will think to yourself... "Why didn't I put a *#@*+# to my head that day?"!

What do you non-usa newbie people think we are over here...just a bunch of horny, big breasted, pole dancing bitches who have nothing to do in the daytime but come here and just "wait and hope" some fucktard like you comes along and asks us if we are horny so we can meet you in a DIFFERENT "forum place" and type naughty words to you so you can attempt to ejaculate for your first time??!!  (Don't touch that keyboard Natalie...Bo swats her hand!)

In light of the fact that even though you pissed me off, I do have a kind heart....and an angelic nature, so before I tell you to go stick your dick-head in a light socket, I will attach some pics for you.....see, all is not lost little fella!

Now, go stick your dick head in a light socket.  Go ahead...it won't hurt...it's how we celebrate the 4th over here!

:piss: 

NEWBIE - "A clueless person who is new to something, whether it's the internet, a message board, forum or life itself. Or something like that."

ASSWIPE - "An asshole is a low form of life but there is one that is lower: an asswipe. An ass has many uses but an asswipe has only one function: to be smeared with shit and flushed. Even fucktards lulz when an asswipe enters a forum."

You might want to visit this link newbie....I think your "horny girl" is there, not here...

waiting_for_Neoh

holy shit bo...and you call bondi, gnap, and me harsh. i hope i never get on your bad side sweatheart

you just spanked the hell out of that boy :spankin: :whipya: :spankin: :whipya:

Geeeze NEOH! You have got to be the most desperate guy on the entire internet. I'm sure you'll take offense to this, but you really sound like a pathetic little man.

Geeeze NEOH! You have got to be the most desperate guy on the entire internet.                                                        

wow! that's a lofty claim! :lol:

wow! that's a lofty claim!  :lol:

Eleven more posts, Gnappster! Don't waste them on Neoh... :roflmao:

wow! that's a lofty claim!  :lol:

Yeah... what about Bob? :lol:

Yeah... what about Bob? :lol:

I'm the most perverted guy on the Internet of average desperation.

Baby steps to the add reply button

I'm the most perverted guy on the Internet of average desperation.

Baby steps to the add reply button

:lol:

Eleven more posts, Gnappster!  Don't waste them on Neoh... :roflmao:

I can now waste my posts on anyone... :2gunsfiring:

ya douchebag :P

Geeeze NEOH! You have got to be the most desperate guy on the entire internet. I'm sure you'll take offense to this, but you really sound like a pathetic little man.
                                                       

SEE!!!!!!!!!!


I told you all there was somebody out there even more desperate than me!!!!!





**jhc what an idiot**

SEE!!!!!!!!!!
I told you all there was somebody out there even more desperate than me!!!!!
**jhc what an idiot**

yeah, right. You probably just created the username Neoh to make it look like someone out there is more desperate than you. You can't fool us.

SEE!!!!!!!!!!
I told you all there was somebody out there even more desperate than me!!!!!
**jhc what an idiot**

Pay your long ardous wolrd wide search is over!!!!! :thumbup:

Pay your long ardous wolrd wide search is over!!!!! :thumbup:

This guy is from Jerusalem... Jerusalem! I don't know, there is just something very disturbing about the fact that Neoh could be wanking his cocktail wiener three blocks from where Jesus died on the cross. Sorry, it just makes me shudder.

Whew... just when you think things can't get any worse in the Middle East.

Oh, by the by Bondi, what was that you were saying about lengthy messages?

*cough* Boanna's tirade *cough*