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> Natalie The Wannabe Stripper!, the 411!

boanna
post Apr 17 2006, 05:32 PM
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How about the Fed-Ex guy? He'll come right to your door!
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nope, has to be something i can pull out of my purse at a moments notice
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natalie
post Apr 17 2006, 05:35 PM
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nope, has to be something i can pull out of my purse at a moments notice
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Well try writing a sex toy company as well as sending some hot photos of yourself and I'm sure they'll get to work on that right away! They may even let you try the test models. :P
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closeup
post Apr 17 2006, 05:36 PM
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Well, the only thing I can think of is a banana. A popsickle wouldn't travel well in a purse. That would make a good thread. Think of all the things you ladies could do with a banana. :drama:
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boanna
post Apr 17 2006, 05:37 PM
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Well try writing a sex toy company as well as  sending some hot photos of yourself and I'm sure they'll get to work on that right away! They may even let you try the test models. :P
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that would be a fun side job!
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boanna
post Apr 17 2006, 05:37 PM
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Well, the only thing I can think of is a banana. A popsickle wouldn't travel well in a purse. That would make a good thread. Think of all the things you ladies could do with a banana. :drama:
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i am sure i speak for most of the ladies here, its been done, and it gets mushy
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natalie
post Apr 17 2006, 05:38 PM
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Well, the only thing I can think of is a banana. A popsickle wouldn't travel well in a purse. That would make a good thread. Think of all the things you ladies could do with a banana. :drama:
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Naw it gets mushy too fast. Maybe you could bring a zuchini for ribbed and a cucumber for coolness. :eatme:



(Damn it that I can't fit in her purse) :bang:
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boanna
post Apr 17 2006, 05:38 PM
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Naw it gets mushy too fast. Maybe you could bring a zuchini for ribbed and a cucumber for coolness. :eatme:
(Damn it that I can't fit in her purse) :bang:
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LOL
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natalie
post Apr 17 2006, 05:38 PM
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i am sure i speak for most of the ladies here, its been done, and it gets mushy
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LOL We really must be twins! :lol:
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boanna
post Apr 17 2006, 05:39 PM
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Naw it gets mushy too fast. Maybe you could bring a zuchini for ribbed and a cucumber for coolness. :eatme:
(Damn it that I can't fit in her purse) :bang:
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yea, and the zuccini, it doubles as a veg. for dinner that night! he might actually enjoy it better!
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Bobaloo
post Apr 17 2006, 05:41 PM
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LOL We really must be twins! :lol:
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twins! now we're talking. You know, my little lady is a twin, but there's no action happening there. I've tried to bring it up. I gave her an ultimatum, I said you and your sister or anal. I'd have preferred if she picked the sister option... my ass is still killing me.
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boanna
post Apr 17 2006, 05:41 PM
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that would be a fun side job!
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speaking of side jobs...theres one HOT job i have always wanted....at a professional baseball game, when the players are stretching before the game...theres always a stretching helper, grabbing their legs, wrenching them over their heads....I WANNA BE THAT STRETCHER! i'd do it for free!
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boanna
post Apr 17 2006, 05:42 PM
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LOL We really must be twins! :lol:
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except u are tanner than me....show me your tan lines!
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post Apr 17 2006, 05:42 PM
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So the banana gets soft too quickly, I thought you wanted something lifelike. :P
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Bobaloo
post Apr 17 2006, 05:42 PM
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speaking of side jobs...theres one HOT job i have always wanted....at a professional baseball game, when the players are stretching before the game...theres always a stretching helper, grabbing their legs, wrenching them over their heads....I WANNA BE THAT STRETCHER!  i'd do it for free!
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You know, Bo, I need to work on my flexibility. Maybe you and I can work something out. :unsure:
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boanna
post Apr 17 2006, 05:43 PM
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twins!  now we're talking.  You know, my little lady is a twin, but there's no action happening there. I've tried to bring it up.  I gave her an ultimatum, I said you and your sister or anal.  I'd have preferred if she picked the sister option... my ass is still killing me.
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anal, hands down. yours too
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natalie
post Apr 17 2006, 05:43 PM
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twins!  now we're talking.  You know, my little lady is a twin, but there's no action happening there. I've tried to bring it up.  I gave her an ultimatum, I said you and your sister or anal.  I'd have preferred if she picked the sister option... my ass is still killing me.
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LMFAO!!!! :lol: :lol: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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boanna
post Apr 17 2006, 05:44 PM
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You know, Bo, I need to work on my flexibility.  Maybe you and I can work something out. :unsure:
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or up, in my case
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natalie
post Apr 17 2006, 05:44 PM
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except u are tanner than me....show me your tan  lines!
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Are you kidding! I'm so incredibly white it's embarassing. Way to go hubby in using good lighting! :2thumbsup:
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boanna
post Apr 17 2006, 05:47 PM
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Are you kidding! I'm so incredibly white it's embarassing. Way to go hubby in using good lighting! :2thumbsup:
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show me, i will be the judge of whos tan and whos not
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closeup
post Apr 17 2006, 05:49 PM
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Remember the rules, twenty posts without a picture can't happen without you ladies earning a :spankin:
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boanna
post Apr 17 2006, 05:50 PM
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Remember the rules, twenty posts without a picture can't happen without you ladies earning a  :spankin:
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notice the play on words....earning! i'll take the spank....spank me when u do that...one of my favorite sayings
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natalie
post Apr 17 2006, 05:50 PM
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show me, i will be the judge of whos tan and whos not
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Sorry, I ain't showing my white ass for nobody! You'll just have to take my word on it. Plus, when I do tan I got's no tan lines. I don't like em'. :flashboobs:
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Bobaloo
post Apr 17 2006, 05:52 PM
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Sorry, I ain't showing my white ass for nobody! You'll just have to take my word on it. Plus, when I do tan I got's no tan lines. I don't like em'. :flashboobs:
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That's a shame. I bet it's a sexy white ass.
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boanna
post Apr 17 2006, 05:53 PM
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Remember the rules, twenty posts without a picture can't happen without you ladies earning a  :spankin:
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woops, howd that get here? must have slipped pickin a pic!
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closeup
post Apr 17 2006, 05:54 PM
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Alright, you asked me to. :spankin: Wait a minute, No picture, no spanking. See if that works.
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boanna
post Apr 17 2006, 05:54 PM
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Sorry, I ain't showing my white ass for nobody! You'll just have to take my word on it. Plus, when I do tan I got's no tan lines. I don't like em'. :flashboobs:
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aaahhhh, shucks! dang. no natass pic!
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Bobaloo
post Apr 17 2006, 05:55 PM
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woops, howd that get here? must have slipped pickin a pic!
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yeah, I know what you'd rather use that finger for. I just wish it were mine.
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boanna
post Apr 17 2006, 05:56 PM
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Alright, you asked me to. :spankin:  Wait a minute, No picture, no spanking. See if that works.
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nope, we posted enough pics in this thread today. u gotta take what u already got! greedy! that'll get U a spankin
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closeup
post Apr 17 2006, 05:57 PM
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woops, howd that get here? must have slipped pickin a pic!
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I don't make the rules. I'm just trying to protect Natalies 411 from being all text. I'm looking out for you sexy.
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boanna
post Apr 17 2006, 05:57 PM
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yeah, I know what you'd rather use that finger for.  I just wish it were mine.
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why, why, why! you always top me! gggggggggggrrrrrrrrrr
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