Thought I'd join in on the 411's. My screen name is such because I'm short. I live in California. What else do y’all want to know?

Here's hoping Santa gets you a brand new digital camera for Christmas!

What is it that you do? I'm a news photographer, and would love to get into film production (no not porn...ok maybe, if it paid well ).

(just cleaning up some posts)

Very cool. And if I may steal a line from "Short Circuit"...

Nice software!

(just spring cleaning again)

Now that's what I'm talking about. See if you can pull some strings and get them to open a shop here in the central valley.

Sure thing! I'll get on that ASAP.

Great! Oh, I almost forgot. When you do open one here, hire me!

Oh...."hire me" he says. What do I get outta the deal?

Well I don't have much to offer. Are you in the market for a sex slave?

Hmmm, whatever would I do with a sex slave...??



Oh, sorry...got lost in GOOD thoughts.

You could always use me to getcha warmed up for your man. I could be your own personal fluffer!

Yeah...I bet we could come up with more.

Welcome babe! One of my favorite chicks here!

Thanks hott! You're one of my favorites too!!

I think you and hott need to get together and show how much you like each other... and lemme bring a vid cam and some model release forms

welcome to the board tippytoes. from what i can tell, you have some great assets and you seem pretty cool too. exactly how tall are you btw?

If you wait up late and have a talk with Santa I'm sure you could persuade him to leave a camera instead of a lump of coal. The pics you have up are great and welcome to the board

<taps foot> We've been waiting!! Where the hell are you, C-man?

Thanks Gnapp. Uh, I'm 5'1" on a good day. Good things come in small packages, right?

Many thanks. Hmmm, I'll have to get my persuadin' outfit on.

...or is that off?

The persuadin' is part of taking it off.

i'm not following... i think i need visual reinforcement of this...

Oh goodie, someone to help me practice!

over and over and over again, if necessary...

Uh huh...until I've got it down just right. What a pal you are!

wait, what was this about going down just right?

... oh sorry, i must've misread that

Nah, you didn't misread anything. You're very good at reading between the lines.

you're living proof of that!

Awwww, shucks. Thanks.

on tippy toes or not, you're a cutie...hope to see more soon

Thanks. Just submitted two more pics for approval that I dug up.

any chance of a preview before they go to ratings?

I tried but I can't post at the moment. Sorry.

It's a bit late - but a big hello and welcome from me too

Thanks!!

And a big Howdy from the mid-west!

Hi and a long over do welcome....I can't believe I did'nt say Hi before know.. Love your pics keep them coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks 7. Good to be here!

I can't believe it either...I'm all tore up <sniff>.

What part of cali are you in??

Southern Cal. In the mountains. There's snow everywhere right now. Wanna come over and help me take pics in the snow?

Well I go to cali often how far are you from San Diego???

Ok for real be back class starts in 10. Bleck.

I'm 200 miles North of San Diego. Next time you come to Cali let me know!

How far from I5 are you that is the road I take all the way down well I guess until I move to CO .


I will be in SanDiego in June just for 3 days though flying also though


Shit woman I was just there for 2 weeks in Dec.

I'm off the 5. I'm at the top of the Grapevine. Know where I'm talking about?

Probably I have been over the grapevine many times dont remember the towns off hand. Off the 5 is good cause I know the 5 wasnt sure if you would be like few hours from the 5. I will have to see if coming from CO will be the same as well crossing the vine.

Cool. Let me know...

Waiting patiently for the rest of the story. (Jungle gym)