ok well a little about me hmm..... i tend to be a bit quite at first when encoutnering people (look at how many posts i have ) but after a whiel im the kind of person you just cant shut up.

im a real smartass when it comes to humour, and i have a real taste for sarcastic humour. i love familyguy to pieces as the humour is just random and brilliantly timed. im the type of person you would meet at a mime show, then suddenly shout out"where the fuck is the remote? i want to take this off mute" or something as smartassed

anyway thats all i can think of to describe me for now.

Cya's

well, as of now, you only have 7 posts... so i'm gonna guess it's either "the man" or "the asshole"...

not quite legendary status

I think you'll get on with ComedyMan very well

oh yeah i forgot to mention i cant type accurately to save my family

in that case you and I will get on just fine

looks like bondi has a new boyfriend...

jesus I have missed you around here...

Just have the typing skills similarity

i know... but someone needs to keep you in your place around here... notice, i'm not allowed to bash him in his 411, but john said nothing about insulting you


(oh, and i love that this dude's 411 is only like 8 posts long and we've already de-railed it...)

yeah when I am left unchecked I can really cause riots! Pay's gonna be pissed! haha

Oh and speaking of De Railing... who's thread is this?

now now children play nice and i think this is my thread...not sure anymore though

griff... jrock and I are just playing... its what we do. I actually like the guy... stange I know

once u post on RMM, u are a whore and any thread becomes public property!

yeah i have noticed, what i enjoy about this enviroment is people can have a poke at each other and laugh it up. im used tot the crybaby pussies of the world not that i dont like pussy...just one that talks and abuses you sorta tunrs a man off sex for a good while

u can be turned of sex????

If I EVER get to that stage... anyone and everyone... shoot me!

im an a cup now yay lol oh well it had to happen eventually

still not a legend though...

i'll go with "the man" for now, but still reserve judgment to change it to "the asshole"

yeah whos the man, im the man

well i feel it my duty to update this once a day as they say you can in the 411

well a little more about me

im a shortass at about 170 , um a lightweight at about 55 kg i think it is and im also 16 so yeah. now before the flaming and the get off the sites begin i would like to state im not breaking any laws or rules as this does not display any pornographical content just basic nudity, which is acceptable for persons above 15 to veiw in australia. so since this isn't a porn site im able to be here. knowing that i am with my elders and peers is an enviroment i am rather comfortable in as you can learn from the older and more experienced, but if people have an objection to how i am behaving on the forums then please speak up and i will up and change this.

also. the porn law for here is you need to be 18 but its only porn if it displays genitals which this site doesnt thus its acceptable lagally for me to be here due to censorship on alot of photos.

before i entered the site i made sure i wasnt breaking any laws etc etc. i mean they will sell me hustler or playboy which displays the exact same content as this.

anyway i just thought i would bring this into the open and be honest(not that i wasnt anyway since i didnt state my age to begin with ) but with this out in the open. i hope nobodies opinion changes of me

cya

i believe it goes
training bra = baby
a cup = boy
b cup = nerdy 13yr old
c cup = young man
d = cup... The Man

and John Freakkk.... Fucking Legend!

umm, bondi, regardless of the number of posts... aren't you still talking about man-boobs? and aren't those just wrong regardless of how big they are?

ur giving aussies a bad name dude... and as RMM's fav aussie I feel its my place to say that you are an idiot for saying u are 16

hey griffin... how do u call urself the man when u have maybe only 3 hairs on ur balls?

im aware im an idiot for stating it but it is not an age that you judge a person by is it? its how they act. can you honestly age define the rate a person will mentally mature at?

but if people are unhappy with me being here then i will without a fus leave as i can understand why.

its not 3..its 7

damn... i know americans get faulted for our educational system, but there must be some rule that aussies aren't allowed to use proper grammar and have no idea how to spell... they must get their pet koalas taken away if they try or something

u aware u are an idiot? now there is a statement...

I feel some women wont be turned on by posting nude photos for an adolescent, ya catch my drift? Also it may not be your choice to leave as I think John Freak may kick your ass out for the good of the site

Nah we are taught by the tasmanian devil on that one

i understand where your coming from bondiguy. a majority of the women would not be pleased. i would be happy to stay just for the forum. but atleast i actually piped up adn stated my age. i can gaurantee you alot of members who restrain from using the boards are within the same age group as me. and if john see's it fit to kick me off so be it.

griff... If u havent already noticed the forums are more heated than the rating page in here. Thats why i think John may escort you from the premises.

I admire your honesty i just question your motives as to why you'd state your age as a minor?

i stated my age because i felt the people should be aware of the others they are dealing with. be it minors or seniors i am still one of them, well was if i get booted.

well goodluck but i think no amount of luck will help you...
and now i grow bored of your antics

i've probably kamikazed because of my previous post...ahh welll

well, i am heading to a friends place for the night. and i have a feeling my ass will be booted off this board in the morning so id just like to say goodbye now to be safe.

goodbye to you all, you havent really had a cahnce to know me *nicely done me* but yeah the forums i have read through where somewhat meaningful i hope you all stay as close and as awesome as you all are

Griffin

i think bondi just wanted to up his thread count to pass me more...

Hey, it's nice to know that some people are so called honest! You're only 16 and yet your profile says your 32! If your legal age is 16, then why not state that in the first place!!
Legal age - no problem!!

yup..right there...theres the proof....busted now budy, aint cha?

i always tend to fill in profiles randomly for some reason but ill correct it now for you.

fixed, it now says im 18 because 87 is the closest year to 89 accessible.

its because u have to be 18 to log on here?

oh and Narazbad... people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones!

why not? its so fun! *throws rocks at window*

throwing stones is always fun...until someone gets hurt...then you just kick them while there down

Honesty is the best policy!!

its as honest as a man can get for now, until 89 pops up what else can i do?

I was drinking..........LEGALLY!!!!......before this kid was even sperm!!!!!

Junior......do your self a favor.......focus your time on the other 16 year old girls, take a shower often, groom yourself, hit the gym, stay active OUTSIDE!!! and then you wont be needing to hang on these boards........

nice advice Pay... although what are you trying to say about the rest of us?

Have you forgotten what you got up to at 16!!! Especially outside....girls, girls and more girls, roll in the hay, behind the bike shed...the list goes on

yes but this was done with real girls in real life... not on a rating site....


Oh... we are talking about Pay aren't we? Maybe try 26 in place of 16

Maybe he can't get a real girl his own age or perhaps he likes the older more experienced ones!!!

OUCH!!! Harsh there dont ya think Clincar?

i think he likes ladys with some experience so he can teach them the rest. i think thats cool