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HotJ
post Jul 28 2005, 09:03 PM
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Just thought I'd share this melon related news from cnn with you guys... :lol:

Best of worst writing is recognized
Prize for comparing breasts to carburetors

SAN FRANCISCO, California (AP) -- A man who compared a woman's anatomy to a carburetor won an annual contest that celebrates the worst writing in the English language.

Dan McKay, a computer analyst at Microsoft Great Plains in Fargo, North Dakota, bested thousands of entrants from North Pole, Alaska to Manchester, England to triumph Wednesday in San Jose State University's annual Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest.

"As he stared at her ample bosom, he daydreamed of the dual Stromberg carburetors in his vintage Triumph Spitfire," he wrote, comparing a woman's breasts to "small knurled caps of the oil dampeners."

The competition highlights literary achievements of the most dubious sort -- terrifyingly bad sentences that take their inspiration from minor writer Edward George Earl Bulwer-Lytton, whose 1830 novel "Paul Clifford" began, "It was a dark and stormy night."

"We want writers with a little talent, but no taste," San Jose State English Professor Scott Rice said. "And Dan's entry was just ludicrous."
McKay was is in China and could not be reached to comment about his status as a world-renowned wretched writer. He will receive $250.
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jrock8
post Jul 28 2005, 09:08 PM
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:lol: :roflmao: :lol:

i think i'll just stick with "j's" :P
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Narazbad
post Jul 28 2005, 09:54 PM
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yeah...those sound good :P
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boingo99
post Jul 28 2005, 09:57 PM
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QUOTE(HotJ @ Jul 28 2005, 08:03 PM)
A man who compared a woman's anatomy to a carburetor won an annual contest that celebrates the worst writing in the English language.


Hah! I read this right after I compared your gallery to all the colorful eggs on Easter morning!

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HotJ
post Jul 28 2005, 09:58 PM
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QUOTE(boingo99 @ Jul 28 2005, 09:57 PM)
Hah!  I read this right after I compared your gallery to all the colorful eggs on Easter morning!

Boingo
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haha, i think i'll take easter eggs over a car though as far as comparing goes :lol:
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clincar
post Jul 28 2005, 10:10 PM
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Easier to ride in a car!!! Chocolate melts, not just in your mouth!!
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Narazbad
post Jul 28 2005, 10:23 PM
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lol id rather think of Js boobs as miniature drops of heaven :D
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bondiguy
post Jul 29 2005, 03:54 AM
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I'd like J to melt in my mouth! haha :P
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