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[Bobaloo]

Hey all.

Bobaloo here. I don't know why I picked the name Bobaloo. I use it on a few boards. My name isn't Bob, it's not Ricky, or anything else that has to do with anything about what bobaloo could mean. It's just something that came to mind when I had to pick a name one day. So... for anyone who cares, you can call me Mike. But Bobaloo will do just fine.

I've been hanging around RMM for what seems like a year now and discovered the boards soon thereafter. I became a member in November just cuz I thought it would be a good idea and from there have been checking out the boards more regularly. I will say that BTS is the one responsible for initially getting me hooked on this place. Well, then one day John implemented the members only thread with a post limit and I freaked. I decided to get off my ass and start posting. It's not that I wanted to sit in the dark all that time until then. It's just that I get very busy at work and find it hard to dedicate board time and postings and all that goes with it. board whoring can be pretty consuming. I've been finding it pretty easy to keep up with the boards here, though, so it's not too bad.

From reading the boards so long, I feel like I already know lots of you and a little bit about your personalities. So if I post something that seems off the wall or inappropriate because you don't even know who the hell I am, that's probably the reason.

I really like the boards here. It's not like other places where people are looking for help with products or advice on stuff. People get really crabby really fast on those sites. It gets irritating. This place is so much more calm and fun. It's a treat to talk to all of you.

Wow, this is getting long.

Now here's some info about me...

I live in a western suburb of Chicago. I'm getting married in August. I am completely devoted and faithful to my fiancée, but she knows I am obsessed with women and their lovely bodies. I'm trying to get her to let me contribute to this site, but I don't think that's happening anytime soon. I don't mean to be a mooch around here, but I have no choice for now.

I work with my dad running an auto shop. Things are good. We're a pretty busy shop and we have lots of great, loyal customers.

I'm a little bit of everything. I can hang out with the nerds and the cool kids and the jocks and get along with all of them.

Well, that's just about it for now. i don't want to spill all my beans right away; otherwise, my thread will die right away. I'll keep anyone who cares up to date in future posts.

In closing, I would like to say that I am definitely a boob man, I love 'em big, little, hanging, proud, big nipples, little nipples... whatever, I love 'em. I also love stomachs and butts and legs and lips and eyes... Okay. you get the idea. Like a said before, I am obsessed with women... a healthy obsession, of course.

So please feel free, ladies, to grace my 411 with whatever part of your lovely bodies you think is appropriate... I'll love it all.

By the way... my opening of this thread represents my 100th post!!! yea for me!! I know some people will honor someone by giving them a milestone post, and in the future I probably will. But for now I feel like being a little selfish and honoring myself.

Thanks for reading this.

[Bobaloo]

All right! time to show all you whores how it's done. I've been busy for the past two days, but I'll catch up soon enough.

Anyone miss me??

[Gnappster]

All right!  time to show all you whores how it's done.  I've been busy for the past two days, but I'll catch up soon enough.

Anyone miss me??

Did you finally decide on wedding flowers and napkins?

[Bobaloo]

Did you finally decide on wedding flowers and napkins? 

well, AF recommended a great place for doilies. flowers the little lady took care of. and no napkins are needed. All my friends have pant legs they can use to wipe their hands.

I still have to find the stripper. For some reason the little lady doesn't believe me about the tradition of the pole dancer just before the bride and groom's first dance together. Don't know what her problem is.

[natalie]

well, AF recommended a great place for doilies.  flowers the little lady took care of.  and no napkins are needed.  All my friends have pant legs they can use to wipe their hands.

I still have to find the stripper.  For some reason the little lady doesn't believe me about the tradition of the pole dancer just before the bride and groom's first dance together.  Don't know what her problem is.

You just forgot to mention that the pole she'd be ridding would be yours and that's just not right. Have you tried bribbing her with her own lap dance?

[Bobaloo]

You just forgot to mention that the pole she'd be ridding would be yours and that's just not right. Have you tried bribbing her with her own lap dance?

Oh, of course. the pole dancer would take care of the little lady too.

[Gnappster]

well, AF recommended a great place for doilies.  flowers the little lady took care of.  and no napkins are needed.  All my friends have pant legs they can use to wipe their hands.

I still have to find the stripper.  For some reason the little lady doesn't believe me about the tradition of the pole dancer just before the bride and groom's first dance together.  Don't know what her problem is.

So I take it you haven't told her about the customary lap dance at the Church?

[Bobaloo]

So I take it you haven't told her about the customary lap dance at the Church?

Well, I did. But for some reason she doesn't believe that either. Apparntly she doesn't read the papers and all the crazy shit the clergy are into.

[Bobaloo]

Hi Bobaloo

Wow, you have such an interesting 411 thread going for you. It's really exciting reading. It is an honor to post in here. Hope you're having a great day!!! Drop a line in my 411 sometime; it'd be good to hear from ya!

oh, wait a minute. I AM Bobaloo.

[Gnappster]

Hi Bobaloo

Wow, you have such an interesting 411 thread going for you.  It's really exciting reading.  It is an honor to post in here.  Hope you're having a great day!!!  Drop a line in my 411 sometime; it'd be good to hear from ya!

oh, wait a minute.  I AM Bobaloo.

I hate when I forget to sign in under one of my other screennames too

[Bobaloo]

I hate when I forget to sign in under one of my other screennames too 

I like trying to fool every into thinking that Gnappy, Bondi, and I are really three different people. ha ha ha!!! <---- evil laugh

[natalie]

I like trying to fool every into thinking that Gnappy, Bondi, and I are really three different people. ha ha ha!!!   <---- evil laugh

Sorry but there's no way Bondi would ever stick hi head up his ass.

[Gnappster]

Sorry but there's no way Bondi would ever stick hi head up his ass.

what does that say about me then

[Bobaloo]

what does that say about me then 

Maybe Bondi's head is up THERE???

[Gnappster]

Maybe Bondi's head is up THERE???

well he IS a bit of a brown noser

[Bobaloo]

well he IS a bit of a brown noser 

Boy, that Bondi sure does apply himself.

[Bobaloo]

Okay boys and girls. This post represents milestone post. not because number 2382 means a damn bit of anything. Well, except maybe this. that is the number of posts Comedyman currently has. "what's the big deal" you say. Well, I'll tell ya the big deal. Comedyman represent the bottom of the top 10 all time posters around here. or should I say "used to" represent the bottom of the top 10.

Allow me to say:
Move over bacon, time for something meatier. Oh, sure, my reign may fluctuate here and there, but I will do my best to remain in the top 10. My goal was to get in the top 10 my the end of summer, but I guess I acheived that little early. I guess I'll just shoot to be the number one poster by the end of summer. I've just got to be careful not to step in number two. Only 997,689 more posts to go. Wish me luck.

for the clueless

It's been fun boring you for the past 2300+ posts. Look forward to doing it lots more. I'm looking forward to making you read my double-D post.

Until then...

[foxy lady]

Congrats Boo on your posting accomplishment.....you certainly are one of the top 10 whores around here


I have something for your little giraffe friend too

[Bobaloo]

Congrats Boo on your posting accomplishment.....you certainly are one of the top 10 whores around here
I have something for your little giraffe friend too

oo la la!!!

Thanks foxy.

My little giraffe friend says thank you too. Now he has more that just a long stiff neck

[evade20]

Okay boys and girls.  This post represents milestone post.  not because number 2382 means a damn bit of anything.  Well, except maybe this.  that is the number of posts Comedyman currently has.  "what's the big deal" you say.  Well, I'll tell ya the big deal.  Comedyman represent the bottom of the top 10 all time posters around here.  or should I say "used to" represent the bottom of the top 10.

Allow me to say:
Move over bacon, time for something meatier.  Oh, sure, my reign may fluctuate here and there, but I will do my best to remain in the top 10.  My goal was to get in the top 10 my the end of summer, but I guess I acheived that  little early.  I guess I'll just shoot to be the number one poster by the end of summer.  I've just got to be careful not to step in number two.  Only 997,689 more posts to go.  Wish me luck.

for the clueless

It's been fun boring you for the past 2300+ posts.  Look forward to doing it lots more.  I'm looking forward to making you read my double-D post.

Until then...

Congratulations you Post Whore,

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[Bobaloo]

   
Congratulations you Post Whore,    

Thanks brother

wow, I didn't think anyone actually ever read my posts. thanks for stoppin' by. Invite your friends, preferably the ones with boobs.

[evade20]

Thanks brother

wow, I didn't think anyone actually ever read my posts.  thanks for stoppin' by.  Invite your friends, preferably the ones with boobs.

Have you wished Sensual Lips a happy birthday, today? Maybe she would post some love in your thread. Hint: All of her threads are so hot that there in the Members Only section.

[Gnappster]

Okay boys and girls.  This post represents milestone post.  not because number 2382 means a damn bit of anything.  Well, except maybe this.  that is the number of posts Comedyman currently has.  "what's the big deal" you say.  Well, I'll tell ya the big deal.  Comedyman represent the bottom of the top 10 all time posters around here.  or should I say "used to" represent the bottom of the top 10.

You reaching this milestone makes me feel very good....because now I know there is someone who spends more time here than me

[Assfucker]

Okay boys and girls.  This post represents milestone post.  not because number 2382 means a damn bit of anything.  Well, except maybe this.  that is the number of posts Comedyman currently has.  "what's the big deal" you say.  Well, I'll tell ya the big deal.  Comedyman represent the bottom of the top 10 all time posters around here.  or should I say "used to" represent the bottom of the top 10.

[Bobaloo]

Have you wished Sensual Lips a happy birthday, today?  Maybe she would post some love in your thread.  Hint:  All of her threads are so hot that there in the Members Only section.  

Thanks for pointing that out. don't tell her you told me, though

You reaching this milestone makes me feel very good....because now I know there is someone who spends more time here than me 

Wow. This is getting pretty serious. Think it's time I seek help?

eh, you're just jealous

[Assfucker]

Thanks for pointing that out.  don't tell her
eh, you're just jealous

nah, not really.......








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[Bobaloo]

nah, not really.......

assfucker  
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ha ha!! That's pretty bad. and I thought I needed help.

I'm sure you have at least 13037 high-quality posts there.

Just like all mine are

[Assfucker]

ha ha!!  That's pretty bad.  and I thought I needed help.

I'm sure you have at least 13037 high-quality posts there.

Just like all mine are

nah, 10,000 or so of them are smiley posts

[Gnappster]

nah, not really.......

assfucker  
Elite Freak
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Group: Members
Posts: 13039
Joined: 4-March 04
Member No.: 7928

Warn: (50%) XXX--

I'm most impressed by the warn level

[Assfucker]

I'm most impressed by the warn level 

It was at 70%, but I got Eagle to lower it

[evade20]

nah, 10,000 or so of them are smiley posts

AF just wants a chance to play with your blowup doll....