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But I have to say these are more annoying cause I am not really a hateful person I am a softie when it comes down to it but don't tell :rolleyes:




I hate people that can't take a hint. Look if I move my seat three fucking times in lab to get away from it means DON'T FOLLOW ME I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR LAB PARTNER CAUSE YOU ANNOY THE FUCK OUT OF ME. :fuckoff:

Now that was funny :lol:

My name's Bondi, I am here all week... try the chicken!

My name's Bondi, I am here all week... try the chicken!

The Chicken

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I hate Rush Limbaugh.  He can't go 45 seconds without distorting some political issue.

I hate Sean Hannity and his hairstyle that looks like it was set in lucite or something.  And his total black-and-white view on everything - as if his simple mind can't tolerate any issue with complexity.

And another protege of Limbaugh, Mark Levin.  Vastly overrated intellect.  And his voice sounds EXACTLY like the recurring lawyer character (the one with the glasses) on the "Simpsons".  It sounds like his balls are either in a vice or never descended in the first place.

You have something against Troy Mc Clure?

My name's Bondi, I am here all week... try the chicken!

What's wrong with the veal? :huh:







:nahnah:

I hate people that ignore me. Just be upfront and tell me the deal, ignoring me is not the polite way to go because I have no idea what you're thinking.

Oh yeah and not responding to email is just rude. I respond to 90% of the emails here, the only ones I don't respond to are the ones that don't follow the protocol I've listed in my profile. I mean how hard is it to hit reply and say something short or whatever? Takes less than a minute.

HAHA I love your protocal in your Profile I should have put that SAME thing up long ago could have saved me a lot of trouble.

What's wrong with the veal? :huh:
:nahnah:

"Mo-om... that's the veal!"

You have something against Troy Mc Clure?

Troy McClure is a different character. He is the "pitchman" who does all the advertisements and educational videos on the Simpsons. His voice was provided by the late Phil Hartman. I think Hartman also did the voice of "Lionel Hutz" the incompetent attorney.

However, the attorney I'm talking about is the one that always is defending Montgomery Burns in court. I checked several sites and I can't find his name, only a small picture.

oh pinkcheeks! i agree. being ignored is pathetic. grow up ppl and get some balls. tell it like it is!!! also with the email thing. i think i reply to like 98% of ppls emails. i think its polite, unless they have disgusted me off the bat. and i like to tell them i appreciate their appreciation...

i also hate when ppl dont post in my thread. hahahaha.
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FellatioFiend18 Thread!!!! :)

haha.... yeaaaaa :letsfuck:

I hate when ya PM somebody and compliment there pics and they dont reply , all they have to say is thank you or something , I think its rude , if your going to post the pics people are going to look at them and make comments , at least have the nerve to respond !!!!!

Ha! Pinkcheeks never responded to my pm! i was thanked her for leaving me a nice compliment. Maybe it's cause i asked her to exchange a face pic! Diane i didn't forget about you. check your inbox.

Ha!  Pinkcheeks never responded to my pm!  i was thanked her for leaving me a nice compliment.  Maybe it's cause i asked her to exchange a face pic!  Diane i didn't forget about you.  check your inbox.

I got nothing new in my box Hott:(

I got nothing new in my box Hott:(

I could help you out with that if you like :banana2: :blush:

I could help you out with that if you like :banana2:  :blush:

:P

Troy McClure is a different character.  He is the "pitchman" who does all the advertisements and educational videos on the Simpsons.  His voice was provided by the late Phil Hartman.  I think Hartman also did the voice of "Lionel Hutz" the incompetent attorney.

However, the attorney I'm talking about is the one that always is defending Montgomery Burns in court.   I checked several sites and I can't find his name, only a small picture.

I know who u are talking about. He has a nasal voice and is the head lawyer in Burns's posse.... I do not think he has an actual name!

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I know who u are talking about. He has a nasal voice and is the head lawyer in Burns's posse.... I do not think he has an actual name!

That's him! He sounds identical to Mark Levin. Like he has a problem with his adenoids and sucked helium before he starts talking. :2thumbsup:

I know who u are talking about. He has a nasal voice and is the head lawyer in Burns's posse.... I do not think he has an actual name!

I always thought he could be Milhouse's uncle or something, he looks just like him

You have something against Troy Mc Clure?

Damn it that's the last time I try to be witty with Simpson knowlege. It's obviously lacking. :bang: :bang: :bang:

I always thought he could be Milhouse's uncle or something, he looks just like him

Mrs Vanhouten was a slut

Mrs Vanhouten was a slut

well, that might explain it... maybe she has an RMM too.... :ph34r:

You know what I hate....when i go to view the board index to find out where all you guys are and YOUR all viewing the board index!!!!


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You know what I hate....when i go to view the board index to find out where all you guys are and YOUR all viewing the board index!!!!
:roflmao:  :roflmao:

That funny and it's true. Okay. i gotta go view the board index now. i don't want anyone catching me in here.

I hate that I used to be someone to never get sick and now I can get a sore throat and have it turn into a full fledged something that has me on my ass for days.

My son had a sore throat for one day and now I am sick and nothing helps.

Troy McClure is a different character.  He is the "pitchman" who does all the advertisements and educational videos on the Simpsons.  His voice was provided by the late Phil Hartman.  I think Hartman also did the voice of "Lionel Hutz" the incompetent attorney.

However, the attorney I'm talking about is the one that always is defending Montgomery Burns in court.   I checked several sites and I can't find his name, only a small picture.

I know who u are talking about. He has a nasal voice and is the head lawyer in Burns's posse.... I do not think he has an actual name!

I can't BELIEVE I missed this Simpsons banter until now. Yes he does look kinda like Milhouse's uncle, but Milhouse carries all Kirk Van Houten's inadequacies.

I think he is just considered "the blue haired lawyer" (Great Homer/Lawyer quote on that page.

Another good one was: "I feel so confident of Marge Simpson's guilt that I can waste the court's time by rating the superhunks."

And that is all®

Here's what I hate. I'm delivering this expensive dining room table to this ladies house. I quoted two figures, one for delivery, one for setting it up. So first she has us take the old table out to the garage (not part of the deal) then we bring in the pedestal that the table bolts on to. Now this table is in a huge box that we're gonna break open in the driveway, then bring it in piece by piece and assemble it. So she says to me, "I changed my mind, I don't want to pay to have it assembled, just take it out of the box and set the top on the pedestal. And take away all the cardboard" I'm tell her if I take it out of the box, she's paying for the assembly. She tells me her husband will put it together just bring in the box and lean it against the wall. The box is probably close to three hundred pounds but we get it into the dining room. Here's where it gets good. She tells me she changed her mind again now she wants to have us put it together. I'm pissed. I tell her that if I was gonna put it together,I'd have opened the box in the driveway. So for the next fifteen minutes she goes back and forth changing her mind FOUR times until we just said "Lady, we've got to leave" She was still yakking as we drove off. How can anyone so clueless even get thru the day. When I told the store manager where she bought the table about it, she told me the ladies husband called her after his wife bought the table, screaming that she shouldn't have sold it to her. He couldn't beleive his wife paid so much for a table and that anyone who sold it should have known that. If they put their heads together I bet I could take them both out with one bullet.

Here's what I hate. I'm delivering this expensive dining room table to this ladies house. I quoted two figures, one for delivery, one for setting it up. So first she has us take the old table out to the garage (not part of the deal) then we bring in the pedestal that the table bolts on to. Now this table is in a huge box that we're gonna break open in the driveway, then bring it in piece by piece and assemble it. So she says to me, "I changed my mind, I don't want to pay to have it assembled, just take it out of the box and set the top on the pedestal. And take away all the cardboard" I'm tell her if I take it out of the box, she's paying for the assembly. She tells me her husband will put it together just bring in the box and lean it against the wall. The box is probably close to three hundred pounds but we get it into the dining room. Here's where it gets good. She tells me she changed her mind again now she wants to have us put it together. I'm pissed. I tell her that if I was gonna put it together,I'd have opened the box in the driveway. So for the next fifteen minutes she goes back and forth changing her mind FOUR times until we just said "Lady, we've got to leave" She was still yakking as we drove off. How can anyone so clueless even get thru the day. When I told the store manager where she bought the table about it, she told me the ladies husband called her after his wife bought the table, screaming that she shouldn't have sold it to her. He couldn't beleive his wife paid so much for a table and that anyone who sold it should have known that. If they put their heads together I bet I could take them both out with one bullet.

If they put their heads together they'd have a cumulative IQ of 37 and this probably wouldn't have happened. Although, it would be sweet justice to have them both bleed all over the table.

I was kinda hoping when the husband got home and found he had to put a table together that he didn't want her to buy in the first place, that maybe a kick in the ass would appropriate. I hope he was really pissed. He probably came home thinking he was going to eat dinner, opens the garage door and there's his old table right in the middle of the bay. Then, instead of dinner, his wife hands him a box cutter and a pair of pliers. I'd have paid to seen it.

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I swear to god, fedex is utter shit. A fucking clearance delay every damn 15 minutes.
Then they phone me and want an invoice. I tell them the item # off of ebay and how much it costed me. Then they send me an email saying they need my power of attorney to clear customs. LOL Yeah Like I'm going to give fedex my power of attorney. LOL I phone them up and tell them "Yeah this me, CLEAR IT!" Then they tell me, oh we already cleared it, and it should be here at the estimated time. Well 5:00 rolls around and surprise surprise, no Fedex. I wait until 7:00 and I phone them asking where the hell my package is. The lady says it's still being cleared.

!!!!!!!!!?????????

WHAT!?

They said it was cleared! She says, no, they are clearing it now. It's been fucking clearing since morning! She says I will get it tommorow now instead of the time given.

I swear to god, I'm so tempted to drive to the fedex building here, ask for the clearance guy and then fucking drop him one in the balls and ask if I can have his job, because he apparently does jack shit all.

FUCKING FEDEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARGH!!!!

Jun 8, 2006  1:15 PM Clearance delay  EDMONTON, AB 
12:13 PM Clearance delay  RICHMOND, BC 
12:43 PM Clearance delay  EDMONTON, AB 
12:12 PM Clearance in progress  EDMONTON, AB 
11:38 AM Clearance in progress  EDMONTON, AB 
10:45 AM In transit  EDMONTON, AB  Package to be cleared by FedEx broker 
9:42 AM Clearance in progress  EDMONTON, AB 
9:37 AM In transit  EDMONTON, AB  Package available for clearance 
6:19 AM Clearance in progress  EDMONTON, AB 
I swear to god, fedex is utter shit. A fucking clearance delay every damn 15 minutes.
Then they phone me and want an invoice. I tell them the item # off of ebay and how much it costed me. Then they send me an email saying they need my power of attorney to clear customs. LOL Yeah Like I'm going to give fedex my power of attorney. LOL I phone them up and tell them "Yeah this me, CLEAR IT!" Then they tell me, oh we already cleared it, and it should be here at the estimated time. Well 5:00 rolls around and surprise surprise, no Fedex. I wait until 7:00 and I phone them asking where the hell my package is. The lady says it's still being cleared.

!!!!!!!!!?????????

WHAT!?

They said it was cleared! She says, no, they are clearing it now. It's been fucking clearing since morning! She says I will get it tommorow now instead of the time given.

I swear to god, I'm so tempted to drive to the fedex building here, ask for the clearance guy and then fucking drop him one in the balls and ask if I can have his job, because he apparently does jack shit all.

FUCKING FEDEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARGH!!!!

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