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[Bobaloo]

Hey all.

Bobaloo here. I don't know why I picked the name Bobaloo. I use it on a few boards. My name isn't Bob, it's not Ricky, or anything else that has to do with anything about what bobaloo could mean. It's just something that came to mind when I had to pick a name one day. So... for anyone who cares, you can call me Mike. But Bobaloo will do just fine.

I've been hanging around RMM for what seems like a year now and discovered the boards soon thereafter. I became a member in November just cuz I thought it would be a good idea and from there have been checking out the boards more regularly. I will say that BTS is the one responsible for initially getting me hooked on this place. Well, then one day John implemented the members only thread with a post limit and I freaked. I decided to get off my ass and start posting. It's not that I wanted to sit in the dark all that time until then. It's just that I get very busy at work and find it hard to dedicate board time and postings and all that goes with it. board whoring can be pretty consuming. I've been finding it pretty easy to keep up with the boards here, though, so it's not too bad.

From reading the boards so long, I feel like I already know lots of you and a little bit about your personalities. So if I post something that seems off the wall or inappropriate because you don't even know who the hell I am, that's probably the reason.

I really like the boards here. It's not like other places where people are looking for help with products or advice on stuff. People get really crabby really fast on those sites. It gets irritating. This place is so much more calm and fun. It's a treat to talk to all of you.

Wow, this is getting long.

Now here's some info about me...

I live in a western suburb of Chicago. I'm getting married in August. I am completely devoted and faithful to my fiancée, but she knows I am obsessed with women and their lovely bodies. I'm trying to get her to let me contribute to this site, but I don't think that's happening anytime soon. I don't mean to be a mooch around here, but I have no choice for now.

I work with my dad running an auto shop. Things are good. We're a pretty busy shop and we have lots of great, loyal customers.

I'm a little bit of everything. I can hang out with the nerds and the cool kids and the jocks and get along with all of them.

Well, that's just about it for now. i don't want to spill all my beans right away; otherwise, my thread will die right away. I'll keep anyone who cares up to date in future posts.

In closing, I would like to say that I am definitely a boob man, I love 'em big, little, hanging, proud, big nipples, little nipples... whatever, I love 'em. I also love stomachs and butts and legs and lips and eyes... Okay. you get the idea. Like a said before, I am obsessed with women... a healthy obsession, of course.

So please feel free, ladies, to grace my 411 with whatever part of your lovely bodies you think is appropriate... I'll love it all.

By the way... my opening of this thread represents my 100th post!!! yea for me!! I know some people will honor someone by giving them a milestone post, and in the future I probably will. But for now I feel like being a little selfish and honoring myself.

Thanks for reading this.

[Bobaloo]

Oh, thanks a lot. It's posts like this that kill threads. How does one respond to ??? What a way to fizzle out right at the top of the 8th page.

[Gnappster]

Oh, thanks a lot.  It's posts like this that kill threads.  How does one respond to  ???  What a way to fizzle out right at the top of the 8th page.

Oh sorry about that!
This should help

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[Bobaloo]

Oh sorry about that!
This should help

Huh. And here I thought you would have looked gay in red Speedos.

(Thanks for the sacrifice on that one )

[Gnappster]

Huh.  And here I thought you would have looked gay in red Speedos.

(Thanks for the sacrifice on that one )

gay like a fox!

[natalie]

Your ability to quote shampoo commercials in and of itself is pretty gay, regardless of brand. 

And the fact he knows a song from The South Pacific.

[Bobaloo]

And the fact he knows a song from The South Pacific.

Actually, I didn't know that was from South Pacific. I actually had to check IMDB to verify that. I just learned something new today... Advertisers rip off movies for ideas.

I just know that song because I remember it from when I was younger... some girls sang it in a shampoo commercial. Don't remember what kind of shampoo, but I do remember the girls.

[Gnappster]

Actually, I didn't know that was from South Pacific.  I actually had to check IMDB to verify that. I just learned something new today... Advertisers rip off movies for ideas. 

I just know that song because I remember it from when I was younger... some girls sang it in a shampoo commercial.  Don't remember what kind of shampoo, but I do remember the girls.

Well this is gonna open me up for all sorts of gay burns, BUT, it was "I'm gonna wash that grey right out of my hair" and it was for a ladies hair dye. The ONLY reason I know this is because I am an 80's TV guru.

And that is all.

[Bobaloo]

Well this is gonna open me up for all sorts of gay burns, BUT, it was "I'm gonna wash that grey right out of my hair" and it was for a ladies hair dye. The ONLY reason I know this is because I am an 80's TV guru.

And that is all.

That sounds familiar now. don't know how I got that all mixed up.

[natalie]

That sounds familiar now.  don't know how I got that all mixed up.

Too late to back peddle you've been spotted.

[Bobaloo]

Too late to back peddle you've been spotted. 

I'm just a victim of marketing here. give me a break

[Bobaloo]

Well this is gonna open me up for all sorts of gay burns, BUT, it was "I'm gonna wash that grey right out of my hair" and it was for a ladies hair dye. The ONLY reason I know this is because I am an 80's TV guru.

And that is all.

So do you remember the show The Greatest American Hero?

[foxy lady]

So do you remember the show The Greatest American Hero?

Ummmm....I do

[Gnappster]

So do you remember the show The Greatest American Hero?

Of course!
Believe it or not George isn't at h..... oops, I mean
Believe it or not, I'm walking on air
I never thought I could be so freeee!

[foxy lady]

Of course!
Believe it or not George isn't at h..... oops, I mean
Believe it or not, I'm walking on air
I never thought I could be so freeee!

Running away on a wing and a prayer, who could it be, believe it or not it's just me!

[Bobaloo]

Of course!
Believe it or not George isn't at h..... oops, I mean
Believe it or not, I'm walking on air
I never thought I could be so freeee!

Classic

[Bobaloo]

Of course!
Believe it or not George isn't at h..... oops, I mean
Believe it or not, I'm walking on air
I never thought I could be so freeee!

You know, I actually have the first and second seasons of Greatest American Hero on DVD. i got it for my B-day last year. I'm only up to owning season 4 of the simpsons, but I'm working on that.

[ndboxer]

Oh, thanks a lot.  It's posts like this that kill threads.  How does one respond to  ???  What a way to fizzle out right at the top of the 8th page.

Bobaloo its so nice to finally see pics of you in yopur 411.

[Gnappster]

You know, I actually have the first and second seasons of Greatest American Hero on DVD.  i got it for my B-day last year.  I'm only up to owning season 4 of the simpsons, but I'm working on that.

I didn't even know you could get that show on DVD.
As for Simpsons, I surprisingly don't own any of the seasons on DVD. I have to just suffer through watching it on TV 5 or six times a day.

[Bobaloo]

I didn't even know you could get that show on DVD.
As for Simpsons, I surprisingly don't own any of the seasons on DVD. I have to just suffer through watching it on TV 5 or six times a day. 

I would suggest getting them, you know, if you have a lot of extra time to kill. I go in phases of watching them. I'm midway through season three right now. It's nice to watch an episode, then watch it again with the commentary. And at only 22 minutes an episode, you can squeeze them in here and there. Like... Yeah, dinner will be ready in about 20 minutes... Perfect. I'll just watch one more episode from the Simpsons.

As far as the Greatest American Hero... It's good, but it's not great. Typical 80s TV show. and lot of wasted time. I think they tried to feature music or something. Cuz they'll play an entire song to kill time to let you know time has passed. Usually when vehicle is traveling somewhere. They shoot the vehicle driving down the road from the side, then switch camera angles and now you're looking from overhead, then switch again and it's alittle darker outside and the vehicle is coming at you head on. Thank goodness for fastfoward... cuz absolutely nothing else is happening... Oh, yeah. And the girl is hot too. I don't remember her name, but when you're a pervert like me, names aren't really that important.

[Gnappster]

Ya know, if I was single again and without child, I guarantee I would own every season that is out and would have watched them countless times. In fact I would probably dedicate entire days to watching an entire season in a row (those were the days!). But I just don't have the time as my boy is 18 months old which translates to zero free time lol. But I'm sure as he gets older, I'll get him addicted to Simpsons as well, and as we all know TV is the perfect babysitter, especially a TV playing Simpsons!

A little FYI, way back when, I used to have about 120 episodes of Simpsons on tape(before the days of DVD's). This was back when there was only about 140 episodes. I had them all on tape with all the commercials edited out. I watched those tapes til they were basically unwatchable. Yes I am a collassal loser, but a Simpsons fan ahead of his time.

And that is all. ®

[Bobaloo]

Ya know, if I was single again and without child, I guarantee I would own every season that is out and would have watched them countless times. In fact I would probably dedicate entire days to watching an entire season in a row (those were the days!). But I just don't have the time as my boy is 18 months old which translates to zero free time lol. But I'm sure as he gets older, I'll get him addicted to Simpsons as well, and as we all know TV is the perfect babysitter, especially a TV playing Simpsons!

A little FYI, way back when, I used to have about 120 episodes of Simpsons on tape(before the days of DVD's). This was back when there was only about 140 episodes. I had them all on tape with all the commercials edited out. I watched those tapes til they were basically unwatchable. Yes I am a collassal loser, but a Simpsons fan ahead of his time.

And that is all. ®

I say get the little guy addicted to the simpsons now. young children are still attracted to the pretty lights in the TV.

I used to tape the Simpsons too, but i didn't have the collection you had. I am really impressed by that.

And your ® is a nice touch.

[Gnappster]

And your ® is a nice touch.

I had to trademark it, finally

[Bobaloo]

I want to be a post whore today, but it's been too darn busy at work today. I have so many great comments to post, but I just can't find the time to slap it all down on these here little keys.

Actually, what the hell am I talking about. I'm sure it's nothing that great. You're not really missin' out on much. Maybe I'll just catch up on the boards after work this evening. Don't worry though. whatever I say probably isn't worth waiting for. whore on without me all.

[Bobaloo]

I had to trademark it, finally

Well, now it's official. i would say that the ® is even better than the front of the line pass that I created... er.. I mean, that was given to me by freak.

Although not quite as good as the translation I posted that one time, if I may say so myself.

[Gnappster]

I want to be a post whore today, but it's been too darn busy at work today.

yeah right. You're probably either sleeping or kicking that ball of electrical tape around again.

[Bobaloo]

yeah right. You're probably either sleeping or kicking that ball of electrical tape around again.

Your stalker skills are scary!!! How many fingers am I holding up??

[Bobaloo]

yeah right. You're probably either sleeping or kicking that ball of electrical tape around again.

And I won't be caught on these boards with a fellow whore who thinks I'm lazy. I'll just go to some other site, register there, work up my post count... eh, forget it!!

[diane26]

I had to trademark it, finally

Well I have it copyrighted so expect a lawsuit my friend

Now that is really all©

[Gnappster]

And I won't be caught on these boards with a fellow whore who thinks I'm lazy.  I'll just go to some other site, register there, work up my post count... eh, forget it!!

(I knew you'd get it eventually)

[Bobaloo]

(I knew you'd get it eventually)

Took me a while. I didn't even catch that it was a reference till I really scanned my brain a little later (okay, so it took like two seconds to scan my entire brain.) Took me a while to remember what the hell was said about it though. I think I got it pretty close though. I don't like cheating and looking for the quote unless I have to. I like to see what I can do from memory as much as I can.