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no time for oprah... :( I need to get tivo!

no time for oprah... 

And Oprah has no time for you. :P

And Oprah has no time for you. :P

closeup, bite your tongue... EVERYONE has time for hott... ESPECIALLY on her birthday :eatme:

bullshit...any pussy that smells like raw fish needs to be put out of its misery

sounds like antibiotics wouldn't hurt either!

sounds like antibiotics wouldn't hurt either!

:roflmao:

How do you tell a girl that you gag when she opens up the vagina :unsure:

How do you tell a girl that you gag when she opens up the vagina :unsure:

doesn't the gagging sound give it away? :unsure:

doesn't the gagging sound give it away?  :unsure:

You're assuming she's awake. :blink:

You're assuming she's awake. :blink:

or alive :lol:

or alive  :lol:

:puke: umm, yeah... as incredible as it could be, i think that might've actually crossed the line, lol

:puke:  umm, yeah... as incredible as it could be, i think that might've actually crossed the line, lol

And that's saying quite a bit. First CMans boobs then this.

closeup, bite your tongue... EVERYONE has time for hott...  ESPECIALLY on her birthday :eatme:

If I had Oprahs' cash, I'd buy two of Hott. I'd keep one in reserve after the first wore out. It would be sort of like the way you would buy an extra battery for your cordless drill, when one runs down, you'd have a fresh one. Hope you enjoyed your birthday sweety. :P

If I had Oprahs' cash, I'd buy two of Hott. I'd keep one in reserve after the first wore out. It would be sort of like the way you would buy an extra battery for your cordless drill, when one runs down, you'd have a fresh one. Hope you enjoyed your birthday sweety. :P

umm, have you seen her body closeup? i think she'd wear any guy out and barely break a sweat...

i don't know this for certain, mind you... but i'm willing to be proved wrong hott :letsfuck:

umm, have you seen her body closeup?  i think she'd wear any guy out and barely break a sweat...

i don't know this for certain, mind you... but i'm willing to be proved wrong hott  :letsfuck:

I have no doubt she has the stanima of a trained athlete, but I know I could make her break a sweat (When I tell her to run to the store after to buy a sixpack) Speaking of fakers, how do we know for sure that Hott isn't twins? Now there's a thought that will keep me up at night. :bonerfied:

Hey hey hey...leave me out of the faker deal. And as far as stamina goes...i've been known to get on top and do the work! I like it that way...

mornin' boys! :)

Hey hey hey...leave me out of the faker deal.  And as far as stamina goes...i've been known to get on top and do the work!  I like it that way...

I no longer think.....I KNOW I LOVE you!!!! :bonerfied:

(cheesy alert)
hott u must break into a big sweat, cus u've been running through my mind ahell of alot.

mornin' boys!  :)

If there was a picture that went with this caption and I missed it, it's not going to be a good morning at all. :(

no picture closeup...you didn't miss a thing. :)

is a vagina supposed to smell like raw fish all the time :unsure:

thats wrong on so many levels :puke: if any pussy smells like that what does their face look like :unsure:

I just knew that the video ipods would make an appearance on Oprah's Favorite Things. And it was cool that everyone in the audience was involved with hurricane relief. I knew I should have volunteered! :bang: ;)

Maybe next year, the audience will be full of people who frequent messageboards. :2thumbsup:

I just knew that the video ipods would make an appearance on Oprah's Favorite Things. And it was cool that everyone in the audience was involved with hurricane relief. I knew I should have volunteered!  :bang:  ;)

Maybe next year, the audience will be full of people who frequent messageboards. :2thumbsup:

It couldn't have been much of a surprise if she did the same thing last year. Those people must have known Oprah was going to be giving them stuff.

That's what makes it so great. It's always a surprise! Last year, a bunch of teachers were in the audience and they were all told that it was a show about teacher apprecation. This year, they all thought that they were going to tell their stories from volunteering in the hurricane battered gulf region. The look on their faces when she tells them it's really a "Favorite Things" show is priceless.

That's what makes it so great. It's always a surprise! Last year, a bunch of teachers were in the audience and they were all told that it was a show about teacher apprecation. This year, they all thought that they were going to tell their stories from volunteering in the hurricane battered gulf region. The look on their faces when she tells them it's really a "Favorite Things" show is priceless.

You've got to be yanking our crank with this Oprah stuff. How'd you know it was a "Favorite Things" show before it was even on and the people there in the audience didn't. Maybe she should put twenty years of "Favorite Things" shows all together on one DVD and give one to each family that was affected by the hurricane. I'd like to see the look on THEIR faces when they receive it.

Um, it wasn't live. Who knows when they taped it. It could have been weeks ago.

It seems a shame that we are talking about Oprah on a board dedicated to breasts, Shoot the Breeze or not.












btw, Did anyone see Dr. Phil today?

Um, it wasn't live. Who knows when they taped it. It could have been weeks ago.

Or, since everyone was a hurricane rescue worker, it was AFTER the hurricane. Just a thought. Hey dude, I'm not trying to bust your balls over Oprah, if you like watching her, more power to you. It just seemed you were getting a little moist over the "Favorite Things" show, that's all. I might tune in myself someday if I hear they're gonna shoot her out of a cannon or send her over Niagara Falls in a barrel. You know, something entertaining. :drama:

Or, since everyone was a hurricane rescue worker, it was AFTER the hurricane. Just a thought. Hey dude, I'm not trying to bust your balls over Oprah, if you like watching her, more power to you. It just seemed you were getting a little moist over the "Favorite Things" show, that's all. I might tune in myself someday if I hear they're gonna shoot her out of a cannon or send her over Niagara Falls in a barrel. You know, something entertaining. :drama:

Meh, it's a guilty pleasure to be sure. Not watching Oprah but that particular one each year. Ain't ashamed to admit it either. Now Tony Danza on the other hand, that's something I'd never let anyone know I watch... :ph34r: