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post Oct 30 2005, 07:37 PM
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QUOTE(hott1976 @ Oct 30 2005, 05:46 PM)
that is so sweet closeup but i'm sure you had no problem finding someones pretty titties to worship!  Muah
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Nobody was around! Your tits would cause a Bishop to kick out a stained-glass window just to get a good look.. :flashboobs:
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post Oct 31 2005, 09:48 PM
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To: Hott 1976
From: Levi Strauss & Co.
RE: Broken zippers and buttons

Dear Ms Hott,

It has come to our attention that several hundred pairs of Levi jeans sold in the Fredricksburg, VA area have been returned for repair. All these jeans had broken zippers or the buttons on the fly had popped off. After several months of exhaustive research, we've narrowed the problem done to one possibility-you. All these jeans endured normal wear and tear until the wearer encountered you somewhere out in public. While we strive for the highest quality, these zippers and buttons failed time after time.As you can imagine, this is getting quite expensive for us to deal with. Hence, we have set forth the following guidelines for you to follow to help us fix this costly problem:

1) When bending over in the supermarket aisle or laundrymat, please limit the amount of wiggle and try to keep the duration under five seconds.

2) No eating eclairs or bananas within sight of any male over 16.

3) When licking an ice cream cone for the first time, no swirling your tongue over the top and moaning Mmmmmm.

4) When wearing a skirt or dress, bras are optional but panties or thongs are a must.

We hope you recognize the seriousness of our concerns and will help reduce the number of Levis being returned for repair. If these guidelines don't fix the problem, we will have to start installing a more heavy duty zipper on our Virginia bound jeans. We hope it won't come to that. Thank-you for your cooperation.

Levi Strauss & Co.
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jrock8
post Nov 1 2005, 01:32 AM
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:roflmao: :roflmao:

that's hysterical... part of me hopes you stole that from somewhere else, otherwise it's a ton of effort... but really funny nonetheless (and i'm sure she'll appreciate the effort, lucky bastard, lol)
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hott1976
post Nov 1 2005, 06:24 PM
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i love it!
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hott1976
post Nov 1 2005, 06:28 PM
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have a few new shot..care to view?
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hott1976
post Nov 1 2005, 06:32 PM
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well...i start in here by myself...
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hott1976
post Nov 1 2005, 06:33 PM
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i knew you'd be in here.. or thought you would. ;)
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Gnappster
post Nov 1 2005, 06:34 PM
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i'm all up for a photo spread (lotsa sexual innuendo there lol)
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Gnappster
post Nov 1 2005, 06:36 PM
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QUOTE(hott1976 @ Nov 1 2005, 06:32 PM)
well...i start in here by myself...
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it looks COLD in there :P
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hott1976
post Nov 1 2005, 06:37 PM
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lots of peeps up in here tonight...this may be my big debut. LOL
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hott1976
post Nov 1 2005, 06:39 PM
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i have a few new shots...
you like?
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cowboy
post Nov 1 2005, 06:42 PM
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QUOTE(hott1976 @ Nov 1 2005, 06:39 PM)
i have a few new shots...
you like?
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OH yes I do like that :bonerfied: :bonerfied: :eatme:
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Gnappster
post Nov 1 2005, 06:43 PM
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QUOTE(hott1976 @ Nov 1 2005, 06:39 PM)
i have a few new shots...
you like?


mmm...nicely shaved
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hott1976
post Nov 1 2005, 06:46 PM
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thought you would get a kick out of that one.
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hott1976
post Nov 1 2005, 06:47 PM
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maybe should add that to the kitty's of rmm thread
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hott1976
post Nov 1 2005, 06:55 PM
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hi boys.
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Hardabs
post Nov 1 2005, 06:59 PM
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QUOTE(hott1976 @ Nov 1 2005, 06:55 PM)
hi boys.
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hello hotttie :bonerfied:
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hott1976
post Nov 1 2005, 06:59 PM
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you missed the kitty shot! ;)
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Hardabs
post Nov 1 2005, 07:01 PM
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:(
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paybarraman
post Nov 2 2005, 08:33 AM
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:(
:ouchies:

:sad-smiley-042:

I missed the new kitty pic and I missed the face pic too!!!
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Imagirlwatcher
post Nov 2 2005, 11:18 AM
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I missed you again!...*throws self into oncoming traffic*
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polyamorous96
post Nov 2 2005, 12:30 PM
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QUOTE(paybarraman @ Nov 2 2005, 07:33 AM)
:(
:ouchies: 

:sad-smiley-042:

I missed the new kitty pic and I missed the face pic too!!!
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I always miss everything too :bang:
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Gnappster
post Nov 2 2005, 12:52 PM
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she usually just calls me up when she is gonna post new pics B)
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paybarraman
post Nov 2 2005, 12:54 PM
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QUOTE(Gnappster @ Nov 2 2005, 11:52 AM)
she usually just calls me up when she is gonna post new pics  B)
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:fuckoff: fuck you Gnappy!!!

DICK!!!

:bang:

**damn why didnt I think of giving her my number?**
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hott1976
post Nov 5 2005, 11:10 AM
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i'm boycotting this place...i'll never make it onto top melons of the month. :( The small ones never make it.
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Gnappster
post Nov 5 2005, 11:27 AM
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I don't see how you can't. I always give you a ten, as I'm sure everyone else who frequents this forum does. It's a damn consporacy!
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hott1976
post Nov 5 2005, 11:51 AM
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not sure either. little pretties don't make it very often. Not to often do i see b cups on there! Oh well. gotta just be satisfied with the comments and the fanclub!
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Christof
post Nov 5 2005, 12:26 PM
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Its definitely a big fan club, as well it should be, you always get 10s from me too
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r8rman
post Nov 5 2005, 01:06 PM
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QUOTE(hott1976 @ Nov 5 2005, 11:51 AM)
not sure either.  little pretties don't make it very often.  Not to often do i see b cups on there!  Oh well.  gotta just be satisfied with the comments and the fanclub!
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Fanclub? Well blow me down, I never knew.... how do I get an application? Would love to be a member and faithful supporter....
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ILOVEBOOBS05
post Nov 5 2005, 03:48 PM
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i'm boycotting this place...i'll never make it onto top melons of the month.  :(  The small ones never make it.
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i def give u 10 evey time, if i could i would give u more xxxxxxxx :kisses:
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