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Would You Fuck For Money?, Or let your BF/GF/WWIFE do it?
| COMEDYMAN |
Nov 23 2008, 07:16 AM
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Times are tough. Everyone could use some extra cash. But just like food the other business that never sees a depression is sex. Because humans need to eat and we need to cum. It's part of who we are.
So if someone offered you cash for sex would you do it?
Whats the least amount you would take?
Have you already done it? ( Married stories don't count because we all know if you are married you are paying for/doing it for money anyway :lol: )
What's the most you have ever made?
If the "Idecent Proposal" Scenerio happened and some rich dude or dudette offered your signifigant other a large amount for sex would you let them do it?
Tell Us Tell Us!!!!
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| Kyle82 |
Nov 3 2015, 05:23 PM
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QUOTE(MelonLover @ Nov 3 2015, 11:39 AM) Like when you pay someone to clean your house or do your yard work, except this way you're paying someone to clean out your nuts and work your shaft. :lol: Personally it would feel weird to pay for it, but don't we all kind of in a way? Isn't that what happens when you buy gifts and dinner and junk for gfs? You're just paying for sex. If that was the case, paying for hookers would be much much (MUCH) more cheaper.
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| Kyle82 |
Nov 3 2015, 05:28 PM
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QUOTE(paybarraman @ Nov 3 2015, 09:50 AM) I have never paid for sex, but.... I think you are looking at this too jaded.... I don't take the poll question as being "buying a person". I see it as, would you "Fuck" for money. Perform a sex act. Provide a "service" if you will. For money. I don't equate paying for sex to "ownership" of a person. It is simply a service transaction. Well I did paid for sex a few times and I can assure you.. the service is often (not always to be honest, but very often) such a disappointment. Maybe the reason is exactly the one mentioned above: you paying for a service and sex is much more than just that, or it should be. My two cents ;)
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| MelonLover |
Nov 3 2015, 09:18 PM
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QUOTE(Kyle82 @ Nov 3 2015, 04:28 PM) Well I did paid for sex a few times and I can assure you.. the service is often (not always to be honest, but very often) such a disappointment. Maybe the reason is exactly the one mentioned above: you paying for a service and sex is much more than just that, or it should be. My two cents ;) I was wondering if we'd get a real first hand experience/opinion. Thanks for giving yours. I'm sure as with any service that the more you pay typically the service is better. And I agree, sex is best when it's more than just sex.
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| ddd35 |
Nov 4 2015, 07:39 AM
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I wasn't ever going to share this however names will be left out to protect the innocent. The week before Christmas 2013 I began receiving texts from a female friend she was upset she couldn't afford Christmas for her 4 kids and her live in boyfriend was not willing to help . She asked if I'd loan her money. I said I could. She suggested I stop by that day. I went and she let me in I told her I only had 100 on me but if she needed more I could get with her later. I handed her the money and she says. I'll never be able to pay you back. But I have a idea. I stood there. She unzipped my fly and performed probably the best oral sex I had received . She finished me off in 15 minutes or so and to be polite she never wasted a drop. Hen she finished she zipped me up and I left. This happened 3 more times the last she came to my office she told me she needed more this time . She had on a black denim mini skirt she told me to feel under. I reached under and she was pantiless. She whispers "if I bend over your desk what's it worth. I locked the door when I turned around she was already bent over my desk . Yes I did . Yes I did pay for it yes it was really strange and probably wrong but I helped a mom buy her kids a xmas. So there are at times when getting paid and or paying for sex.isnt terrible. Matter of fact from my stand point it was enjoyable.
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| kizzykat |
Nov 4 2015, 09:44 AM
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QUOTE(ddd35 @ Nov 4 2015, 07:39 AM) I wasn't ever going to share this however names will be left out to protect the innocent. The week before Christmas 2013 I began receiving texts from a female friend she was upset she couldn't afford Christmas for her 4 kids and her live in boyfriend was not willing to help . She asked if I'd loan her money. I said I could. She suggested I stop by that day. I went and she let me in I told her I only had 100 on me but if she needed more I could get with her later. I handed her the money and she says. I'll never be able to pay you back. But I have a idea. I stood there. She unzipped my fly and performed probably the best oral sex I had received . She finished me off in 15 minutes or so and to be polite she never wasted a drop. Hen she finished she zipped me up and I left. This happened 3 more times the last she came to my office she told me she needed more this time . She had on a black denim mini skirt she told me to feel under. I reached under and she was pantiless. She whispers "if I bend over your desk what's it worth. I locked the door when I turned around she was already bent over my desk . Yes I did . Yes I did pay for it yes it was really strange and probably wrong but I helped a mom buy her kids a xmas. So there are at times when getting paid and or paying for sex.isnt terrible. Matter of fact from my stand point it was enjoyable.  What a gentleman...helping out a mom and fucking her. Hahahahaha. Seriously though, sounds hot. :thumbup:
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| Buck Turgidson |
Nov 4 2015, 01:40 PM
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QUOTE(ddd35 @ Nov 4 2015, 07:39 AM) I wasn't ever going to share this however names will be left out to protect the innocent. The week before Christmas 2013 I began receiving texts from a female friend she was upset she couldn't afford Christmas for her 4 kids and her live in boyfriend was not willing to help . She asked if I'd loan her money. I said I could. She suggested I stop by that day. I went and she let me in I told her I only had 100 on me but if she needed more I could get with her later. I handed her the money and she says. I'll never be able to pay you back. But I have a idea. I stood there. She unzipped my fly and performed probably the best oral sex I had received . She finished me off in 15 minutes or so and to be polite she never wasted a drop. Hen she finished she zipped me up and I left. This happened 3 more times the last she came to my office she told me she needed more this time . She had on a black denim mini skirt she told me to feel under. I reached under and she was pantiless. She whispers "if I bend over your desk what's it worth. I locked the door when I turned around she was already bent over my desk . Yes I did . Yes I did pay for it yes it was really strange and probably wrong but I helped a mom buy her kids a xmas. So there are at times when getting paid and or paying for sex.isnt terrible. Matter of fact from my stand point it was enjoyable.  Beautiful. Bravo sir! :cheers:
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| FreakyShinnizle |
Nov 4 2015, 06:19 PM
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DDD, the pervert who saved Christmas :roflmao:
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| kizzykat |
Nov 4 2015, 07:20 PM
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QUOTE(FreakyShinnizle @ Nov 4 2015, 06:19 PM) DDD, the pervert who saved Christmas :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
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| MelonLover |
Nov 4 2015, 08:30 PM
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QUOTE(FreakyShinnizle @ Nov 4 2015, 05:19 PM) DDD, the pervert who saved Christmas :roflmao: Gives new meaning to "dreaming of a white Christmas" :bj: :04:
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| kizzykat |
Nov 4 2015, 08:39 PM
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QUOTE(MelonLover @ Nov 4 2015, 08:30 PM) Gives new meaning to "dreaming of a white Christmas" :bj: :04: :roflmao:
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| ddd35 |
Nov 5 2015, 07:25 AM
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QUOTE(kizzykat @ Nov 4 2015, 07:44 AM) What a gentleman...helping out a mom and fucking her. Hahahahaha. Seriously though, sounds hot. :thumbup: QUOTE(Buck Turgidson @ Nov 4 2015, 11:40 AM) Beautiful. Bravo sir! :cheers: QUOTE(FreakyShinnizle @ Nov 4 2015, 04:19 PM) DDD, the pervert who saved Christmas :roflmao: QUOTE(kizzykat @ Nov 4 2015, 05:20 PM) QUOTE(MelonLover @ Nov 4 2015, 06:30 PM) Gives new meaning to "dreaming of a white Christmas" :bj: :04: QUOTE(kizzykat @ Nov 4 2015, 06:39 PM) I have a Hard spot for a women in need. :thumbup:
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| kizzykat |
Nov 5 2015, 07:29 AM
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QUOTE(ddd35 @ Nov 5 2015, 07:25 AM) I have a Hard spot for a women in need. :thumbup: Oh, good one!! :2thumbsup:
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| ddd35 |
Nov 5 2015, 07:48 AM
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QUOTE(kizzykat @ Nov 5 2015, 05:29 AM) Oh, good one!! :2thumbsup: Lol. Thanks doll
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| kizzykat |
Nov 6 2015, 09:11 AM
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QUOTE(ddd35 @ Nov 5 2015, 07:48 AM) I enjoy your stories.
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| ddd35 |
Nov 6 2015, 11:06 AM
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QUOTE(kizzykat @ Nov 6 2015, 07:11 AM) I'm glad
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| kizzykat |
Nov 6 2015, 04:13 PM
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QUOTE(ddd35 @ Nov 6 2015, 11:06 AM) :2thumbsup:
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| ddd35 |
Nov 7 2015, 07:12 AM
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QUOTE(kizzykat @ Nov 6 2015, 02:13 PM) You wanna make some stories
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| boobcreamer76 |
Nov 7 2015, 11:16 AM
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QUOTE(Kyle82 @ Oct 31 2015, 02:05 PM) I think money is used to buy things not people, but not everyone can grasp the difference. Money is used to buy "things" or people.
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| stevieboy |
Nov 7 2015, 12:18 PM
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QUOTE(boobcreamer76 @ Nov 7 2015, 11:16 AM) Money is used to buy "things" or people. Whoever said money can't buy happiness never had a happy ending at the massage parlor. :roflmao:
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| kizzykat |
Nov 7 2015, 12:56 PM
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QUOTE(stevieboy @ Nov 7 2015, 12:18 PM) Whoever said money can't buy happiness never had a happy ending at the massage parlor. :roflmao: Well, Kyle has had plenty of those :P
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| FreakyShinnizle |
Nov 7 2015, 12:59 PM
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| kizzykat |
Nov 7 2015, 01:06 PM
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QUOTE(FreakyShinnizle @ Nov 7 2015, 12:59 PM) Really?? Daniel Tosh?? :wub: :wub: :wub: my hero.
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| theinfamousjax |
Nov 7 2015, 02:41 PM
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QUOTE(kizzykat @ Nov 7 2015, 01:06 PM) Really?? Daniel Tosh?? :wub: :wub: :wub: my hero. That's is a great standup. And to answer this posts question: if have sex for a turkey sandwich
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| Kyle82 |
Nov 7 2015, 06:38 PM
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QUOTE(stevieboy @ Nov 7 2015, 12:18 PM) Whoever said money can't buy happiness never had a happy ending at the massage parlor. :roflmao: QUOTE(kizzykat @ Nov 7 2015, 12:56 PM) Well, Kyle has had plenty of those :P Only once and she offered the money back, does that count as a free ride even if I didn't accept?
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| FreakyShinnizle |
Nov 7 2015, 06:55 PM
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QUOTE(kizzykat @ Nov 7 2015, 01:06 PM) Really?? Daniel Tosh?? :wub: :wub: :wub: my hero. Daniel Tosh is one of my favorites out there with Bill Burr and Louis CK.
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| kizzykat |
Nov 7 2015, 09:55 PM
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QUOTE(Kyle82 @ Nov 7 2015, 06:38 PM) Only once and she offered the money back, does that count as a free ride even if I didn't accept? Mmm that's tricky. Should have paid her for clarification.
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| kizzykat |
Nov 7 2015, 10:22 PM
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QUOTE(theinfamousjax @ Nov 7 2015, 02:41 PM) That's is a great standup. And to answer this posts question: if have sex for a turkey sandwich Food and fucking...win win
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| Kyle82 |
Nov 7 2015, 10:29 PM
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QUOTE(kizzykat @ Nov 7 2015, 09:55 PM) Mmm that's tricky. Should have paid her for clarification. I don't speak mandarin :P
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| kizzykat |
Nov 8 2015, 09:38 AM
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Well today,, I would fuck for fun. No money, just fun, fun, and more fun.
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| ddd35 |
Nov 8 2015, 09:43 AM
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QUOTE(kizzykat @ Nov 8 2015, 07:38 AM) Well today,, I would fuck for fun. No money, just fun, fun, and more fun. I just wanna watch
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